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Hilarious! Nigerian Musicians And The Kind Of Students They Would Have Been by EduRegard: 12:16pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
Okay now, let’s take a look at some of our musicians in the music industry and judge, with their ways of life, the kind of students they would have made in school. TERRY G – One hell of a noise maker and beatboxer in the class. KOREDE BELLO – One very childish but handsome kid that senior girls take as school son. REEKADO BANKS – Joined the school and took the first position by surprise within some months. OLAMIDE – Causes commotion in every end of the year party for not given the first position. MAYORKUN – Took a test his first day in school and had the highest score, now all eyes on him. P-SQUARE – The twin brothers that are always causing trouble in the class. B-RED - Has all the textbooks in d world, has d opportunity to see question papers before exams, most comfortable boy in class, but still ends up carrying last after term exams. DAVIDO – Likes to brag about his father, flaunts wealth & brings a bottle of whisky in the class room everyday PHENOM – Very obedient student but came to school once & never showed up again. YCEE – One of those thugs that sit in the back inside class discussing which girl to toast next. WIZKID – So obsessed to girls in the class, almost all girls are crushing on him. VECTOR – Nobody understands him as he shows up in school once in a month. SKALES – Always wearing fancy clothes and gold accessories to school but wouldn’t be able to afford snacks during break. MI – The genius that’s always excelling in english subjects, he motivates people to pass. DON JAZZY – Oldest in the class, loves food a lot, always shouting he is a boss and a hell of a bully. ICE PRINCE – Performs averagely in class, but bags awards for the school. KCEE – Likes to draw nonsense on the chalkboard. TIWA SAVAGE – Bad LovePeddler and twerks in front of the class even though she has a boyfriend in the other class. TEKNO – One cheese boy that girls fall for. Always busy with his dancing crew and never comes for classes. PATORANKING – One hell of a stoner and caught almost everyday smoking weed inside school farm. YEMI ALADE – Yellow bone queen that his always looking for boys. SIMI – One freaky dirty girl with the torn clothes, but has a sharp mouth. REMINISCE – One of the most wanted gangstars in the class. Always talking about broken bottles but never broke one. VIKTOH – Just one chronic failer, so dumb gets zero in every exam. BANKY W – Teaches other students, but hardly passes examinations. SHAYDEE – Nobody notices him in class even though he moves with the biggest and most brilliant boys. KISS DANIEL – That very cool, calm and very brilliant guy in the class. FLAVOUR – The loner, goes alone to d sports field everyday with guitar to sing loudly to himself. CHINKO – Just one disturbed noisemaker but always passing exams without reading. IYANYA – Likes to take his shirt off and shows his chest to impress girls. EVA – The lesbian and has a knife in her schoolbag, no girl messes with her. TIMAYA – Always got hiccups and lazy to speak. LIL KESH – He is brilliant, hardworking but very vulgar and hell of a late comer. D’BANJ – Doesn’t listen to the teacher, feels he knows it all & never bring books to class. 9ICE – One hardcore Yoruba boy, a big dreamer and likes to fantasize, wants to join school politics and becomes senior prefect boy is school 1. DIJA – one spoilt brat, small girl & always rude to her seniors, very disrespectful. ADEKUNLE GOLD – The shy and quiet guy, has a crush on a girl but can’t speak to her. PHYNO – Noise maker and impossible to be heard when talking YUNG6IX – Likes to hide other students study books, very unserious and unstable, but has better grades than the serious ones. 2FACE : The teacher that impregnated most of all d students…… Don’t stop the fun, share and contribute! Source : http://eduregard.com.ng/hilarious-nigerian-musicians-and-the-kind-of-students-they-would-have-been/ 158 Likes 32 Shares
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Re: Hilarious! Nigerian Musicians And The Kind Of Students They Would Have Been by bqlekan(m): 12:21pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
Now this is hilarious 7 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Hilarious! Nigerian Musicians And The Kind Of Students They Would Have Been by EduRegard: 12:33pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
[size=15pt]CC @EDUREGARD[/size] More Updates Based On User Picks [b]ASA - Very brilliant and modest girl who many don't appreciate Ice Prince - That student that doesn't mind spending his school fees on snapbacks. He is d best dressed student in class and always on jacket even during summer. Jesse Jagz - That pimpled guy in class, not so brilliant, not so dull, guys mock him and ladies don't like him, he is always sitting at d back in class, forming gangsta. Falz - One confused village boy, always speaking rubbish grammar in school but still passes English language exams. VIC O - The most hated student in the school, yet he doesn't send anyone, he goes about failing and factorising pride outnof his failures. AIRFORCE1 - That student that goes about bragging at the end of every exam, he collects 5 extra sheets for every exam but hardly hit average when results are out BLAQBONEZ - He goes about dissing senior students and teachers, then blames his failure on the fact that he's yet to get a sponsor. CYNTHIA MORGAN - That strange female, always sitting at d back with boiz and smoke with during breaks, has no female friend. SKIBII - That cunning student that pretends to faint once the teacher tears him a stroke of cane. Ruggedman: One of those persons ought to be chairman of old students association but still in school forming baba Isale. Adekunle Gold: Always speaking Vernacular to impress girl and likes to bring old answers from seniors to cheat and pass exam! E.g omolade, Sade. Blackface: that poor students that claims to be the most brilliant but always at the bottom of the class. Faze: That brilliant student that everyone once loved but his step-mum and the witches in his village brought him down. Black magic: the most dirty and ugly student in class. Special Ed: sleeps a lot in class and is the first to go to canteen. Chidinmma: Shortest girl in class, always passing her boundary and moves with the baddest guys.[/b] [size=15pt]Now tagging these musicians on Twitter - Follow for updates @eduregard Also like on Facebook For More Also see Viktoh_YBNL's reply to this >>> https://www.nairaland.com/3076833/ybnl-viktoh-replies-how-nigerian [/size] 54 Likes 10 Shares |
Re: Hilarious! Nigerian Musicians And The Kind Of Students They Would Have Been by fattbabakay(m): 12:34pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
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Re: Hilarious! Nigerian Musicians And The Kind Of Students They Would Have Been by OnlineBadoo: 12:36pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
Hmmmm Cynthia Morgan - Has no bf, no gf, always stronging face in class... Lalasticlala 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious! Nigerian Musicians And The Kind Of Students They Would Have Been by Edwinmason(m): 12:36pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
i have laff my belle finish 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Hilarious! Nigerian Musicians And The Kind Of Students They Would Have Been by jerryboiii(m): 12:37pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
Lmfao!!! Viktoh!!! Olamide!!! Korede Bello!!! Iyaf funny die 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious! Nigerian Musicians And The Kind Of Students They Would Have Been by smileyyy(f): 12:40pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
Hehehe 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious! Nigerian Musicians And The Kind Of Students They Would Have Been by greatwaters: 1:07pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
OP, What of Airforce 1? 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious! Nigerian Musicians And The Kind Of Students They Would Have Been by speciallymade(m): 1:07pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
Wow.. This is really funny especially Lil kesh's own, the one wey worst pass na b-red on top sey he move with brilliant students, get all the text books and past questions yet still dey fail well I pray for him... Olamide own, OP abeg what else do you expect no be from street he come from Tiwa savage... I comment reserve... Looool Oga don jazzy... The bully 10 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Hilarious! Nigerian Musicians And The Kind Of Students They Would Have Been by Shortyy(f): 1:07pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
Oh. Poor B-red 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious! Nigerian Musicians And The Kind Of Students They Would Have Been by Ovie56(m): 1:07pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
MI Abaga .. na only English he go sabi 8 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Hilarious! Nigerian Musicians And The Kind Of Students They Would Have Been by Reeberry: 1:07pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
REMINISCE part got me cracking. 8 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Hilarious! Nigerian Musicians And The Kind Of Students They Would Have Been by BIGTinfotech: 1:08pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
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Re: Hilarious! Nigerian Musicians And The Kind Of Students They Would Have Been by Daliano(m): 1:08pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
And the school's name would be Standard school of commotion and flexing.. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious! Nigerian Musicians And The Kind Of Students They Would Have Been by Nobody: 1:08pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
Hehehehehe Oppppppppp. You are wicked. What did brother Timaya do to you nah? LWKMD. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious! Nigerian Musicians And The Kind Of Students They Would Have Been by Generalkorex(m): 1:08pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
Lol 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious! Nigerian Musicians And The Kind Of Students They Would Have Been by lailo: 1:09pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
Iranu abasha 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious! Nigerian Musicians And The Kind Of Students They Would Have Been by c4tnoelz: 1:10pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
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Re: Hilarious! Nigerian Musicians And The Kind Of Students They Would Have Been by omenka(m): 1:10pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
Celebrities are overrated. In other news.. 4 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: Hilarious! Nigerian Musicians And The Kind Of Students They Would Have Been by Nobody: 1:10pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
[size=14pt] Am dbanj!!! No long thing [/size] Btw,listen to my songs at http://my.notjustok.com/p/oracle/ 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious! Nigerian Musicians And The Kind Of Students They Would Have Been by xender(m): 1:10pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
how about our own airfor.ce1 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious! Nigerian Musicians And The Kind Of Students They Would Have Been by gbens2000(m): 1:10pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
Funniest ever,OP u deserve a jacuzzi filled with origin 23 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Hilarious! Nigerian Musicians And The Kind Of Students They Would Have Been by gbens2000(m): 1:11pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
BIGTinfotech:lwkmd 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious! Nigerian Musicians And The Kind Of Students They Would Have Been by Adamsdelrio(m): 1:12pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
What about Wande Coal, Dammy Crane, Faze and Kelly Handsome? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious! Nigerian Musicians And The Kind Of Students They Would Have Been by MzMercie: 1:12pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
2face..... lol 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious! Nigerian Musicians And The Kind Of Students They Would Have Been by tammyboy1(m): 1:13pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
Lol bread and viktoh 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious! Nigerian Musicians And The Kind Of Students They Would Have Been by tosyne2much(m): 1:14pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
B-Red tho 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious! Nigerian Musicians And The Kind Of Students They Would Have Been by MrImole: 1:14pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
What of Lanrewaju Adepoju Father u turn Tony tetuila Gboyega Lawal Yinka Ayefele James Blunt Sunny Okosun Iya aladuke and our "you're such a diva" crooner, Airforce1 2 Likes 2 Shares |
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