[b]According to Durent's dictionary, an Asslicker is a guy who behaves totally stūpid around ladies, he always succumbs to the authority of ladies, doing everything they ask in attempts to always please them•

An asslicker guy always ends up in the friendzone, he never gets to touch that lady he's asslicking.

Guys kindly read through my list below to discover if you're asslicker, if u realise you exhibit most of the "asslicking traits", better wiseup.

Life is to short to be asslickińg.

1. He blushes uncontrollably around ladies, Asslickêr!
2. He wants everybody to see him walking down the street with a lady, Asslickèr!
3. He does EVERYTHING a lady asks like "john, help me withdraw cash from d ATM, let me go and take a shower am coming back to take the cash, thank u" Asslickèr!
4. He wants to manage any lady as a gf, Asslickèr!
5. He's afraid to quit a fūckedup relationship, Asslickèr!
6. She says "shutup!" and he obeys, Asslickèr!
7. He is afraid to cheat in a relationship, Asslickèr!
8. Her pen falls and he bends to pick it up with the speed of light, Asslickèr!
9. He opens the door for a lady, fūck gentleman būllshit, Asslickér!
10. He tells the lady the truth ALWAYS, Asslickér!
11. He says "I would never slap a lady even if she slaps me first", Asslickér!
12. He helps her BIG TIME and recieves only a hug, Asslickèr!
13. He is afraid to ask for more from the lady, Asslickèr!
14. She calls him by 2am "john i need help with my MAT121 differential calculus" he shuns sleeps and rushes to meet her, Asslickér!
15. He is afraid to "hurt" her with his words, Asslickèr!
16. He has never touched nor had sex with her yet spends more on her than her fūckmates, Asslickêr!
17. And he is like "I think she likes me" Asslickér!
18. He has never told her NO before, Asslickèr!
19. He says stuffs like "i feel like crying when i see you sad" Asslickèr!
20. She says "Am hungry" and he is smiling with hands in his pockets, Asslickèr!

To be contd [/b]

no.9 and 10 is a no no for me.

He hates seeing her with other guys meanwhile he is just a friend asslicker

He believes in fighting for any woman's real and imagined enemies asslicker

Babzilla:
He hates seeing her with other guys meanwhile he is just a friend asslicker

30. He believes in fighting for any woman's real and imagined enemies, asslicker!

50 SIGNS?!! Bro, you must have been a previous bumbum-licker to know so much.

You're making the sense D. Preach on, Guys need to grow up. Things for teens should end by 18.

then, everybody here is an asslicker.. including me cause I do some of those things u listed up their








good one durrent

If these are signs of ass licking, then we are all asslickers

Ass licker?u mean a guy/gay dat lick anus or what exactly?

Rubbish...i'd rather asslick all the female asses on nairaland than asslick the ass of my fellow niggas

Durentt

pinceprinz:
You're making the sense D. Preach on, Guys need to grow up. Things for teens should end by 18.

true

Maxi112:
then, everybody here is an asslicker.. including me cause I do some of those things u listed up their








good one durrent

STFUareyouG0d:
If these are signs of ass licking, then we are all asslickers

lol

Haybee27:
Ass licker?u mean a guy/gay dat lick anus or what exactly?

Maybe u shud read before posting next time

firstking01:
Rubbish...i'd rather asslick all the female asses on nairaland that asslick the ass of my fellow niggas

more strength to your tongue