Lezzlie:
I wouldn't go public with you in the decimation of your parts I hold dear in trembling reverence.

Postmann?

Ishilove:

Postmann?

You think of him still?

Lezzlie:
You think of him still?

You sound like him so I'm thinking you're him...

Ishilove:

You sound like him so I'm thinking you're him...

Lolz, how can I be postmann. Ok, there's a certain resemblance in our phraseology. But in deportments, we're far apart.

I watched your love play with him and it reminds me of kindergarten hide and seek under the blanket of the moon.

That's not my style. I am lezz. I am more direct.

Lezzlie:
Lolz, how I can I be postmann. Ok, there's a certain resemblance in our phraseology. But in deportments, we're far apart.

I watched your love play and it reminds me of kindergarten hide and seek under the blanket of the moon.

That's not my style. I am lezz. I am more direct.

Oh okay.

You're finding fresh punnany to vaporise, shey? Your plan no go work

Ishilove:

Oh okay.

You're finding fresh punnany to vaporise, shey? Your plan no go work

Looolz, that's my favourite Nollywood actress you put up there...

Fresh punany? Naaaah
I think I will need an Intelectual pusssy for a break. And you're the best bet. It's a tough hurdle. None comes close to you in all my stay in Nairaland.

Lezzlie:
I wouldn't go public with you in the decimation of your parts I hold dear in trembling reverence.

You should be civil enough to reciprocate the good gesture of respecting the few women associated with me on this platform, my retirement notwithstanding.

But you always chose to be arrogant and poorly mannered in showing good sense of loyalty.

Let me sleep in peace. I have no wish to be disentombed, thou great troll.

Lezzlie:
Looolz, that's my favourite Nollywood actress you put up there...

Fresh punany? Naaaah
I think I will need an Intelectual pusssy for a break. And you're the best bet. It's a tough hurdle. None comes close to you in all my stay in Nairaland.

Lmao!

Thanks for the compliment.

'Intellectual pussssy' indeed

postmann:


You should be civil enough to reciprocate the good gesture of respecting the few women associated with me on this platform, my retirement notwithstanding.

But you always chose to be arrogant and poorly mannered in showing good sense of loyalty.

Let me sleep in peace. I have no wish to be disentombed, thou great troll.

My seductive prowess spurs postmann from the grave of retirement

I have got a great deal of loyalty dose in me. But you're a pansy lover!!! hey bro, no disrespect.

But ishilove makes me break my oath with ease. And truth be told, I have not been able to decipher if it's owing to her intellect and broad knowledge base or the raw beauty of her heavy mould of beasts, full lips and eyes that show me the future curve.

But I'm bent on finding out!

What'd ya say?

Lezzlie:


My seductive prowess spurs postmann from the grave of retirement

I have got a great deal of loyalty dose in me. But you're a pansy lover!!! hey bro, no disrespect.

But ishilove makes me break my oath with ease. And truth be told, I have not been able to decipher if it's owing to her intellect and broad knowledge base or the raw beauty of her heavy mould of beasts, full lips and eyes that show me the future curve.

But I'm bent on finding out!

What'd ya say?

Shame on!

Lezzlie:


My seductive prowess spurs postmann from the grave of retirement

I have got a great deal of loyalty dose in me. But you're a pansy lover!!! hey bro, no disrespect.

But ishilove makes me break my oath with ease. And truth be told, I have not been able to decipher if it's owing to her intellect and broad knowledge base or the raw beauty of her heavy mould of beasts, full lips and eyes that show me the future curve.

But I'm bent on finding out!

What'd ya say?

Hmmmm, I'm suspecting someone...he knows himself

postmann:


Shame on!

I'll take that for a yes!
See you around , bro.

Ishilove:

Hmmmm, I'm suspecting someone...he knows himself

I'm not too good with entagled webs of relationships. I'm a nairalander old enough to have seen your DP. And if you weren't so emotionally aloof, you would have noticed my peacocking to you since 2015.

Ishilove:

What physical endowments?

Did I not warn you that lezz was up for something? Now he is trying to Usurp Postmann's place. Hmmmm.



"And his place, another shall not take".

Lezzlie:
I'm not too good with entagled webs of relationships. I'm a nairalander old enough to have seen your DP. And if you weren't so emotionally aloof, you would have noticed my peacocking to you since 2015.

I'm not aloof. I don't know why you keep saying that

Besides you peacock to many females on Nairaland, not just Ishilove

FirstEva, coman see your boyfriend o. E want to toast me

Anas09:

Did I not warn you that lezz was up for something? Now he is trying to Usurp Postmann's place. Hmmmm.



"And his place, another shall not take".

Lol. Lezz is always up to something

I keep reading that 24 and 21 are young for marriage,like seriously?(rolls eyes). if things were good in Nigeria,those two would have direction by now ,married with one, two kids.

@Op,focus on your life,leave boy matter for now.

Ishilove:

I'm not aloof. I don't know why you keep saying that

Besides you peacock to many females on Nairaland, not just Ishilove

FirstEva, coman see your boyfriend o. E want to toast me

That moniker is in jail, she won't hear your screams until I must have finished with you

Yeah, I do peacock around, one here and one there. But I paused when your beauty knocked me and penetrated my bones and your intelligence loadged it there.

You're uncommonly gracious. It has always been a matter of time; tried as I did, there was no escaping you.

Anas09:

Did I not warn you that lez.z was up for something? Now he is trying to Usurp Postmann's place. Hmmmm.



"And his place, another shall not take".

I don't usurp. I fancy something, I go for it. That's the way I operate. Besides, their love was only reflective in their LCD or Amoled screens.

I came to light ishilove's world in the physical.

Lezzlie:
That moniker is in jail, she won't hear your screams until I must have finished with you

Yeah, I do peacock around, one here and one there. But I paused when your beauty knocked me and penetrated my bones and your intelligence loadged it there.

You're uncommonly gracious. It has always been a matter of time; tried as I did, there was no escaping you.

Postmann has sapped every drop of romantic milk from my bones so that I am no longer moved by really beautiful words, like yours

Thanks for the compliments, by the way. I'm very flattered

*flutters lashes*

Lezzlie:
I don't usurp. I fancy something, I go for it. That's the way I operate. Besides, their love was only reflective in their LCD or Amoled screens.

I came to light ishilove's world in the physical.

That is if PHCN will allow

Ishilove:

That is if PHCN will allow

PHCN or NEPA, my light will shine from your heart and reflect in your eyes.

Lezzlie:
PHCN or NEPA, my light will shine from your heart and reflect in your eyes.

Awww shucks

Ishilove:

Awww shucks

No shucks, babe. ( don't even know what the hell shucks means)

So can I call you? Even if it's just your voice I got to hear after years of admiring you from the shadows of my screen, I'll depart earth a happy man.

Lezzlie:
No shucks, babe. ( don't even know what the hell shucks means)

So can I call you? Even if it's just your voice I got to hear after years of admiring you from the shadows of my screen, I'll depart earth a happy man.

hmmmmm...

Ishilove:
Awww shucks

Ishilove:
hmmmmm...

When Ishi starts feeling like 20.

iAmCharis:
When Ishi starts feeling like 20.

I'm 21

Ishilove:

hmmmmm...

Common, babe, I'm drive-chatting you, I could get smashed by an articulated vehicle without getting to hear you.

Lezzlie:
Common, babe, I'm drive-chatting you, I could get smashed by an articulated vehicle without getting to hear you.

I don't know who is more silver-tongued between you and postmann

Your sweet mouth plenty

Ishilove:
I'm 21

Kikikiki yea, a naive virgin too.

iAmCharis:
Kikikiki yea, a naive virgin too.

See this man o. You want to bring out word from my mouth abi?

Ishilove:

I don't know who is more silver-tongued between you and postmann

Your sweet mouth plenty

I didn't come to sweet-mouth you, babe. I seek to partake in your world of beauty and intelligence interwoven into a beautiful girl called ishilove.

I could sleep with a lady without falling in love, but I can't observe you for so long without wanting you for keeps.