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Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by hackney(m): 2:32pm On Aug 24, 2009
To be honest i watch these films just to look at our naija actors not for what the films are on about.
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by Nobody: 2:39pm On Aug 24, 2009
@topic

I detest Nigerian movies and their tittles.

Having noted that, it will be so foolish of me not to recognize the fact that nollywood and other nigerian movie industries are privately ran and not a government institutions, thereby does business the way they chose to.
If anyone finds it so annoying, he/she should go into movie production and prove nollywood otherwise.
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by ayobase(m): 2:43pm On Aug 24, 2009
Na Today?
abeg make u na leave
those people make them dey
do wetin dey fit do best!

I wonder how some of u
even sabi some movie titles
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by SMSguru(m): 2:58pm On Aug 24, 2009
The Last World Cup
Love Is Wicked

Family Wealth
One More Kiss


Nollywood is more or less a car that's run out of gasoline.
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by Chrisbenogor(m): 3:03pm On Aug 24, 2009
The pride of love
Love with an angel
In[b] Love[/b] with jezebel
Love hurts
Love and hope
Love and Pain
Oh my love
Love break my heart
Love cannot be wrong
Love of man
My beautiful[b] love[/b]
Love is freedom
What is love

ROTFLMAO these guys are clowns
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by Nobody: 3:07pm On Aug 24, 2009
"Emotional Romance." And I'm thinking what romance is devoid of emotions? Doesn't that sound like a tautology? undecided
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by MrCrackles(m): 3:08pm On Aug 24, 2009
LOVE IS CRAP
LOVE IS JESUS shocked shocked shocked
LOVE IS POWER
LOVE THY LOVE shocked shocked
LOVE NOLLYWOOD grin
LOVE MARRIED
LOVE IS PREGNANT shocked shocked shocked Allahu Akbar!
LOVE IS A FISH
LOVE IS BOOZE
LOVE IS SEX shocked
LOVE YOUR FRIEND
LOVE OH NO shocked grin grin grin
OBJ IS LOVE
LOVE YA'R'ADUA
MONEY LOVE
LOVE USAIN BOLT
LOVE IS RUNNING
LOVE IS TIRED
LOVE IS FOR FUC.k SAKE!!! grin grin cheesy
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by platinumnk(f): 3:12pm On Aug 24, 2009
Mr Crackles u dont even watch nollywood undecided how would u know any titles or do u watch them grin grin
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by chiogo(f): 3:15pm On Aug 24, 2009
stillwater:

"Emotional Romance." And I'm thinking what romance is devoid of emotions? Doesn't that sound like a tautology? undecided
LOL haha or wicked deceptions lipsrsealed

MrCrackles:

LOVE IS CRAP
LOVE IS JESUS shocked shocked shocked
LOVE IS POWER
LOVE THY LOVE shocked shocked
LOVE NOLLYWOOD grin
LOVE MARRIED
LOVE IS PREGNANT shocked shocked shocked Allahu Akbar!
LOVE IS A FISH
LOVE IS BOOZE
LOVE IS SEX shocked
LOVE YOUR FRIEND
LOVE OH NO shocked grin grin grin
OBJ IS LOVE
LOVE YA'R'ADUA
MONEY LOVE
LOVE USAIN BOLT
LOVE IS RUNNING
LOVE IS TIRED
LOVE IS FOR FUC.k SAKE!!! grin grin cheesy

Money love is actually a movie, dunno about the rest.
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by Oluschenco(m): 3:36pm On Aug 24, 2009
Exexutive Robbers is worse when compared to EUROPE BY ROAD.
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by Rooneyboy(m): 3:50pm On Aug 24, 2009
One thing i like the Nigerian films 4 is that it serves as a sleeping pill 4 me. I could watch 1 thirty minute disc(part 1) for two weeks.
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by HarryPotter1(m): 3:52pm On Aug 24, 2009
De Don
i hate my village
pretty woman
naked sin
Tufiakwa
Atinga
Dangeraous lover.
the tittle is not the only thing but the way the act same thing in every movie yet they claim 2 be one of the best 2 me they are nothing but worst.2 hell wit naija movies.
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by meche4vr(m): 3:53pm On Aug 24, 2009
@ the initiator of this post you kuma sef are talking senseless ur xplanation has no meaning
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by chiogo(f): 3:54pm On Aug 24, 2009
One dollar
Mr. Ibu  grin
School headmaster
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by AloyEmeka6: 3:54pm On Aug 24, 2009
Waiting to exhale

No retreat No surrender

Peter and Paul

Mama Sunday

Beyonce and Rihanna

JohnBull and Rosekate
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by Nezan(m): 4:00pm On Aug 24, 2009
It is possible to produce 3 films in a day in nollywood grin
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by mrperfect(m): 4:07pm On Aug 24, 2009
If they are not doing it well, why not assist them or even do your own.
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by MrCrackles(m): 4:18pm On Aug 24, 2009
platinumnk:

Mr Crackles u dont even watch nollywood undecided how would u know any titles or do u watch them grin grin
Obviously the titles i put up there are just for jokes. . . .
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by mafolayomi(f): 4:31pm On Aug 24, 2009
black bra
ki nikin se?
tani kin fe
oyato
apaadi

lots more,
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by platinumnk(f): 4:57pm On Aug 24, 2009
MrCrackles:

Obviously the titles i put up there are just for jokes. . . .

i know
Dang. . ! angry I thought I was gonna get a confession for your secret love of Nollywood grin grin
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by MrCrackles(m): 5:13pm On Aug 24, 2009
platinumnk:

i know
Dang. . ! angry I thought I was gonna get a confession for your secret love of Nollywood grin grin
U aint getting nothing miss. . .
Nollywood is worthless! grin
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by ndcide(m): 5:56pm On Aug 24, 2009
most of u really need re branding
sad sad
b4 u criticize produce ur movie
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by denony(m): 6:24pm On Aug 24, 2009
LOVE IS CRAP --------
LOVE IS JESUS
LOVE IS POWER
LOVE THY LOVE
LOVE NOLLYWOOD
LOVE MARRIED
LOVE IS PREGNANT Allahu Akbar!
LOVE IS A FISH
LOVE IS BOOZE
LOVE IS SEX
LOVE YOUR FRIEND
LOVE OH NO
OBJ IS LOVE
LOVE YA'R'ADUA
MONEY LOVE
LOVE USAIN BOLT
LOVE IS RUNNING
LOVE IS TIRED
LOVE IS FOR FUC.k SAKE!!!

i can't stop laughing
EVEN LOVE IS WORLD AND LOVE ASS
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by Tatase(f): 7:29pm On Aug 24, 2009
I remember one from when I was in secondary school:

Juliet Must Die, But Why (or maybe it was just called Juliet Must Die but sha the "but why" was written as big as the rest of the title in the poster so I've always assumed it was part of the name)
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by remoranger(m): 8:01pm On Aug 24, 2009
LOVELY LOVE

LOVELY LOVELINESS

LOVERS LOVE

LOVING LOVE

LOVE WHERE AT THOU?
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by Nellyb(f): 8:16pm On Aug 24, 2009
No matter what,nollywood is trying ,just a little mo improvement.
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by SeanT21(f): 8:16pm On Aug 24, 2009
Harry Potter:

De Don
i hate my village
pretty woman
naked sin
Tufiakwa
Atinga
Dangeraous lover.
the tittle is not the only thing but the way the act same thing in every movie yet they claim 2 be one of the best 2 me they are nothing but worst.2 hell wit naija movies.

LMAO!!!
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by Nobody: 8:20pm On Aug 24, 2009
remoranger:

LOVELY LOVE

LOVELY LOVELINESS

LOVERS LOVE

LOVING LOVE

LOVE WHERE AT THOU?
denony:

LOVE IS CRAP --------
LOVE IS JESUS
LOVE IS POWER
LOVE THY LOVE
LOVE NOLLYWOOD
LOVE MARRIED
LOVE IS PREGNANT Allahu Akbar!
LOVE IS A FISH
LOVE IS BOOZE
LOVE IS SEX
LOVE YOUR FRIEND
LOVE OH NO
OBJ IS LOVE
LOVE YA'R'ADUA
MONEY LOVE
LOVE USAIN BOLT
LOVE IS RUNNING
LOVE IS TIRED
LOVE IS FOR FUC.k SAKE!!!

i can't stop laughing
EVEN LOVE IS WORLD AND LOVE ASS
Buahahhaahaha hahahhaha lololol grin


Is this for real?
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by kayman02(m): 8:28pm On Aug 24, 2009
I really weep for Nigeria's movie industry.
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by Nobody: 9:57pm On Aug 24, 2009
@MrCrackles
U still dey misbehave for this forum. I think say u for don retire. Your mates dem don marry finish and you still dey kulu kulu for here. Na when u gon grow white hairs na when u go know say u don old. Anyway i reserve one ngbeke for you. When u need am, just holla me.
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by MrCrackles(m): 10:00pm On Aug 24, 2009
bigmodo:

@MrCrackles
U still dey misbehave for this forum. I think say u for don retire. Your mates dem don marry finish and you still dey kulu kulu for here. Na when u gon grow white hairs na when u go know say u don old. Anyway i reserve one ngbeke for you. When u need am, just holla me.
Eat a di.ck you toothless vagabond!
Who the fuc.k are you to question my behaviour or opinions?
Stark raving looney!
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by Hauwa1: 10:03pm On Aug 24, 2009
grin grin grin

bigmodo:

@MrCrackles and his jobless friends

U still dey misbehave for this forum. I think say u for don retire. Your mates dem don marry finish and you still dey kulu kulu for here. Na when u gon grow white hairs na when u go know say u don old. Anyway i reserve one ngbeke for you. When u need am, just holla me.

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