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Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by Elgaxton(m): 3:21pm On Aug 26, 2009
your username is outta this world!

[B]@MrCackles[/B]

U got me Cackling there smiley
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by SeanT21(f): 8:54pm On Aug 26, 2009
Do Me, I do U?? Haha
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by Millionjazz(m): 5:47am On Aug 27, 2009
I saw many of d titles of new ones: MID-NIGHT CALLS,ROCK MY WORLD,SHAKIRA DANCE, i can't jst remember al.so what do u think?
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by otukpo(f): 9:40am On Aug 27, 2009
MrCrackles:

Your username is outta this world!
Otukpo shocked shocked shocked grin cheesy grin



grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

U got me laughing seriously. U wanna know the meaning?
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by MrCrackles(m): 9:41am On Aug 27, 2009
otukpo:

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
U got me laughing seriously. U wanna know the meaning?
Yes what does it mean?
cheesy
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by otukpo(f): 9:41am On Aug 27, 2009
adaku123:

MOre to all the people thinking these titles are made up grin grin grin

Oh and if you cant see the name clearly look at the name of the upload!!!


its hard to believe those titles are real shocked shocked
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by otukpo(f): 9:42am On Aug 27, 2009
MrCrackles:

Yes what does it mean? cheesy

just like that?
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by MrCrackles(m): 9:44am On Aug 27, 2009
otukpo:

just like that?
cheesy If you are waiting for a bribe, be warned i dont encourage corruption! grin
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by sexyLeamon(f): 9:46am On Aug 27, 2009
here goes

Before the rain  
Run-Away Bride grin grin
Koko Babes Lmao grin
sand in my shoes  do not get the title
House Of Gold  grin grin
Royal Tears classifying tears grin grin
Beyonce and Rhianna[b] just stupid[/b]
sleep walker lol cheesy
end of sleep walker lol lol grin
heaven must shake na wah
Stupid  grin
Handkerchief  cheesy
empty coffin NOLLYWOOD grin
suprise
I will die for you ha!  thank God sef na movie
Daughters of men grin grin
dirty dog  grin grin grin grin grin
for real abi na for wrong
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by otukpo(f): 9:48am On Aug 27, 2009
MrCrackles:

cheesy If you are waiting for a bribe, be warned i dont encourage corruption! grin

same with me. so u have to wait for ur turn. The queue is already long, u wait want to try 2moro.
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by Mee11: 9:51am On Aug 27, 2009
Nigerian movie producers have lost focus. I personally do not home videos because they do not add value to the viewers. It is only in Nigeria that you can find the same person acting as a saint, prisoner, prostitute and all the movies would be thrown into the market at the same time. An average movie take 8 months to prepare, reason being that the actors will have time to adapt to the roles they are playing. In Nigeria, you can produce a movie in one week. The most important thing in drama is the script, some Nigerian movies do not have scripts. Its a pity.
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by tokunegiye(m): 6:00pm On Aug 27, 2009
I tire for them
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by D1KeleVra(m): 8:55pm On Aug 27, 2009
I think nollywood should be scraped smiley it's not by force to make movies. . . the actors n actresses arnt makin thngs pleasant either. they should be shot. . . not with a camera grin
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by lanre2u(m): 6:45am On Aug 28, 2009
The issue about nollywood is funny, u find titles like

I will die for u

I know my right

If u love me

i will cry for u

Do u love me

ask me why


the common ones we know, titles has finished, they need to reverse the ones that has already been used, so we now have:

Die i will for u

My right i know

Me if u love

U i wil for

me do u love

it is playing we are


all this junks titles must be use so that copy right or right copy will not copy their name into sell or cell grin
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by pinkylady1(f): 9:23am On Aug 28, 2009
lanre2u:

The issue about nollywood is funny, u find titles like

I will die for u

I know my right

If u love me

i will cry for u

Do u love me

ask me why


the common ones we know, titles has finished, they need to reverse the ones that has already been used, so we now have:

[b]Die i will for u

My right i know

Me if u love

U i wil for

me do u love

it is playing we are
[/b]

all this junks titles must be use so that copy right or right copy will not copy their name into sell or cell grin



i've laughed and laughed to the extent that i started crying.

u no go kill me for here oh. haba u harsh no be small
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by MrCrackles(m): 9:30am On Aug 28, 2009
Nollywood is a pathetic sack of jokes and stupidity!
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by lanre2u(m): 4:59pm On Aug 28, 2009
wait a minute, haven't u guy see the latest film

Wood nolly lipsrsealed
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by ogbongzky(m): 6:53pm On Aug 28, 2009
abeg, leave them alone oo, them no go eat?, all d titles na FORMAT na, u fit swear sey u never watch such movies before?
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by D1KeleVra(m): 7:57pm On Aug 28, 2009
na by force to eat? grin grin tongue
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by whiteroses(f): 9:37pm On Aug 28, 2009
lets not forget that nollywood is new compareed to the rest so all these yellow eyes actors and actress and lame movies is just a  trial and arror moments for nollywood, one day they will get the hold of it, and new generations of people will   take the prodcutions an things will be better later, so dont mind them just support but let me add my two kobo have you seen irunmu lowo i mean come on are they kidding
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by D1KeleVra(m): 9:41pm On Aug 28, 2009
Yea. They would get there one day. . . they need these criticisms to push 'em smiley
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by chiogo(f): 4:45am On Aug 30, 2009
hehehe. . .I'm back for more.

Tribulation
Traitor within (sequel to tribulation) - seriously how do the two titles relate?

Besides, isn't a traitor supposed to be from 'within', reason s(he) is a traitor to begin with? na wa oo.
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by lordraf(m): 8:40am On Aug 30, 2009
Hi otukpo, this's Otukpa. How u doing? Abole?
Pls here is my number. 08060660026. It's ur brother.
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by monopolist: 9:15pm On Aug 30, 2009
I see Mount Zion Faith Ministry taking over Nollywood.
Watch out for Zionwood soon in Jesus Christ name. Amen

Instead of the corrupt love-lust, sinfull, epidemic films we shall with the whole of our hearts welcome Mike Bamiloye and co. whose films glorifies God and help us fear God, watch out for the devises of the Devils.

Check out the back stage even. some of them sleep around,jumpin from bed to bed in order to play a role.
All the dirty-minded script-writers will be retrained, regenerated and reemployed.

We need Christ-minded writers ,actors, directors and producers and film censors board in Nigeria.
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by zmurda(m): 10:33am On Sep 01, 2009
if there was contest for movie titles, Nollywood would win walai talai, sumu bu lai
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by zmurda(m): 10:39am On Sep 01, 2009
monopolist:

I see Mount Zion Faith Ministry taking over Nollywood.
Watch out for Zionwood soon in Jesus Christ name. Amen

Instead of the corrupt love-lust, sinfull, epidemic films we shall with the whole of our hearts welcome Mike Bamiloye and co. whose films glorifies God and help us fear God, watch out for the devises of the Devils.

Check out the back stage even. some of them sleep around,jumpin from bed to bed in order to play a role.
All the dirty-minded script-writers will be retrained, regenerated and reemployed.

We need Christ-minded writers ,actors, directors and producers and film censors board in Nigeria.

The Zionwood would be real classics. I remember those things used to scare the sh*t outta me.

Who is going to be the face of Zionwood (meanwhile, can't another name be used?), is it going to be Helen Ukpabio?

I dont think I particularly fancy watching Storm of Life over Love shoots me in the leg

I think its your warped mind and infertile imagination that sees people jumping from one bed to another for roles. How are you sure this would not happen in your proposed Zionwood. Maybe this time people will go for night vigil together to get roles.

I do agree with you we need a better film censors board in Nigeria, both Nollywood and Zionwood are crap
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by THEAMAKA3(f): 10:33am On Nov 28, 2009
over the last week ive come across about 6 movies using the word "passion"
Wrong Passion
Wild Passion
Crazy Passion
Passion of the Soul
and there are other dumb ones i cant remember.
but some of these movie titles, WHY? they remind me of dramatic Lifetime Movies. lol
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by MrCrackles(m): 10:50am On Nov 28, 2009
lordraf:

Hi otukpo, this's Otukpa. How u doing? Abole?
Pls here is my number. 08060660026. It's your brother.
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by SisiKill1: 4:01pm On Nov 28, 2009
I think it would so much easier and less space consuming if we did sensible titles. . .Except of course you want this thread to go on forever.
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by THEAMAKA3(f): 2:09am On Nov 29, 2009
let me add Passion of my Destiny to my "Passion" list. lol
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by THEAMAKA3(f): 3:38am On Nov 29, 2009
"Egg of Beauty"
"The Last Virgin"
i will also add another movie i came across just now, its called "What Is Wrong"
lolol
that title is whats wrong!

anyway just to sum it up 90% of the movie titles are senseless, I'll just post the ones that stand out the most.  grin
Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by Dakween007(f): 5:29pm On Jul 10, 2012
wat bout d useless yoruba titles:
mulika
jelili
seege
jemila
once debe
aminatu paa paa paa
mukaila
awa meeje
aje meeta
ataanpako meta
ilu awon aje
muniru ati ambali
rukayat
blackberry
da dubule
gongo aso
una dey talk, all dz makes one sick!

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