Did you learn to be stu.pid or were you born stu.pid?

hustla:


See the Nigerian mentality again
Emphasis on English, English, English
Bros if you hear Indians speak English, you'll wonder how they land top it jobs around the world
Receive sense

Skywalker5:
You relied too much on your paper certificate. The fact that you have 2.1 does not guarantee you a job.you need to improve other skills.lots of Nigerians in UK think like this and claim racism when they don't get a job

the document shows a clear approximation of his potentials, perhaps how will he get working experience if not giving a chance? getting a 2.1 is not as easy as you think, that's why Nigeria is indeed a hell hole for most youths because we rather prefer to employ our relatives, nepotism is what rule in this country.

America is far more a better option than Nigeria, honest truth. they value knowledge and hard work in America, but OP try going to america in a legal manner.

Sugarhugs:



OH, would have helped out if it was a business related course.

Studying industrial chemistry is not an incentive not to help him out.He went to school to be versatile.You can help him out if you wish to. What are giving training for?

Ezechinwa:


the document shows a clear approximation of his potentials, perhaps how will he get working experience if not giving a chance? getting a 2.1 is not as easy as you think, that's why Nigeria is indeed a hell hole for most youths because we rather prefer to employ our relatives, nepotism is what rule in this country.

America is far more a better option than Nigeria, honest truth. they value knowledge and hard work in America, but OP try going to america in a legal manner.

You don't need a degree to get some professional jobs in the UK.I know a lot of Nigerians talking about their degrees during interviews. they don't care.your degree is just a criteria in screening for interview.they need to know if you have teamwork and other interpersonal skills . that's what u need in a job.

James4424:
dude he didn't say he was already going to the USA illegally he was just asking for your advice and you are here talking rubbish. My brother OP no where is "Rosy" life is not a bed of roses. Just evalute your risks and find the one you have better opportunities and head for the best.
Cheers.

don't mind him.. is Nigeria rosy too? OP go to America you would never regret it.. but try doing it in a legal manner

EDIPO:
Hey austinosita, let's talk.

Send me your number...

I'm in the USA and I can tell you the way things are. Nothing hidden, facts as they are.

This isn't a promise to help but to tell you few things you need to know. At the end of the day, your decision is yours.

I can however tell you this for free, if you come to the USA with family willing to house you and probably help you get something doing, you're better off.

USA isn't paradise, no doubt but it's far better when you're agile, determined and hardworking.

The more you stay, the more you struggle with frustration as against getting here, settling down and doing something to keep body and soul until you get your self properly settled.

On a lighter note, all those illegal gist na wash.
Come here, keep your head and you'll be fine.

I like your spirit...can I get to talk to you on this issue..incase you don't want to drop your number, can u call me on 08084316265 please...I urgently need to discuss with you sir

In the long run, it will be better to get a decent job in Nigeria than to work as a slave in the US.

Here, undocumented immigrants could be paid as low as $5/hr - below the federal minimum wage - and could be subjected to a 13+ hour work day.

EDIPO:
Hey austinosita, let's talk.

Send me your number...

I'm in the USA and I can tell you the way things are. Nothing hidden, facts as they are.

This isn't a promise to help but to tell you few things you need to know. At the end of the day, your decision is yours.

I can however tell you this for free, if you come to the USA with family willing to house you and probably help you get something doing, you're better off.

USA isn't paradise, no doubt but it's far better when you're agile, determined and hardworking.

The more you stay, the more you struggle with frustration as against getting here, settling down and doing something to keep body and soul until you get your self properly settled.

On a lighter note, all those illegal gist na wash.
Come here, keep your head and you'll be fine.

Bros s he dey go he be like say no be only the OP go drop hin number ooooo! Oya take am!!! Na my own too be that! 08093191095! BB pin : 3334113E

Sugarhugs:



OH, would have helped out if it was a business related course.

..hi,i studied public admin,....i d'love to hav that help come my way....umohimoh3@gmail.com, 08061107290

princfred:
Going abroad is a million times better that this evil forest and Zoo called Nigeria.

Don't be deceived bro.
Naija is far better.
I have been there.
I make millions now in Nigeria.
U can use the Nigerian population to your own good.
Think business

majekdom2:
these are no selling points really. Employers don't care about all these. What is it you have done differently? What is it that you will do differently in their organisation? Just trying to contribute here - no hard feelings. We seem to think all these certificates will ace a job.No No No.

The reason why I stated my course and grade was because a nairalander requested for a graduate from business discipline... I don't also believes in certificate but that doesn't mean one should not come out with good grades or upgrade academic qualification..... Note my view

EDIPO:
Hey austinosita, let's talk.

Send me your number...

I'm in the USA and I can tell you the way things are. Nothing hidden, facts as they are.

This isn't a promise to help but to tell you few things you need to know. At the end of the day, your decision is yours.

I can however tell you this for free, if you come to the USA with family willing to house you and probably help you get something doing, you're better off.

USA isn't paradise, no doubt but it's far better when you're agile, determined and hardworking.

The more you stay, the more you struggle with frustration as against getting here, settling down and doing something to keep body and soul until you get your self properly settled.

On a lighter note, all those illegal gist na wash.
Come here, keep your head and you'll be fine.

Everyone wan leave Nigeria going through my comments on nairaland my informatiön will be displayed including my phone number...#BLESS

ol boy, i have read your post and i can confidently tell you the USA can be described as "kalo kalo" it is like going to a casino. u drop some coins in and pull the lever. if God dey your side, you win, but when the devil smiles at you in the USA, you may commit suicide out of frustration one bright summer morning. while i see some very dumb people here in yankee doing well for themselves, got their papers, raised a family, get a job that pays the bills, and can send a few dollars home to support some things back home every now and then, i have also seen very intelligent immigrants here unable to get their green card, or even go to get a masters that looks so easy for everyone typing nonsense here. i know a guy who made a 2:1 from UNN, when naija school had respect in 1995. he has been living here in Texas since 1999, no green card, american wife divorced him after being married to him 8 years. he has 2 kids from the woman, he pays her child support, byt law, he must, and he has aged considerably. YOU MARRYING AN AMERICAN IS NOT AN AUTOMATIC GREEN CARD. IF YOUR MARRIAGE IS A SHAM, I HOPE NOT, PRAY TO GOD THEY DONT HAVE A REASON TO DISBELIEVE YOU. IF AND WHEN THEY DO, YOU ARE TOAST! I HAVE HEARD OF GUYS BEING IN THE IMMIGRATION SYSTEM, NO PAPERS FOR 30 YEARS IN AMERICA. NEVER DO AN ARRANGEE MARRIAGE, THE TROUBLE IN IT.. BEFORE, DURING AND EVEN AFTER IT IS NOT WHAT YOU WANT TO KNOW... I have heared stories upon stories of how it can get people jailed for falsification which is a felony, and comes with a 10 year jail term for the American, and you, an outright deportation and a 10 year ban from even visiting the USA,.... Have you thought about what happens to people who get deported when they arrive Lagos? THEY ARE TAKEN TO PANTI OR ALAGBON CLOSE, where they will go thru hell..... For you the aspiring Illegal Alien, when their parents will die in naija, they cant go home to bury them, major things will happen back home, u cant partake in it, if no for technology that gave us whatsapp and all these facebook, some folks living in illegally in America would have been considered dead because you will be so anonymous, you will curse the day you boarded to leave this very naija u are running away from today.

A guy who asked me N500 to feed in 2008 when i visited to feed, i came back in 2013, he is now married, with 2 kids, built a house, (fully paid for) and he has a brand new car, and he was living a better life than I, but i didnt show it, i just flowed with the undeserved respect he was giving me. MY GUY, THE REASON MOST NAIJA PEOPLE NEVER RUN COME BACK HOME NA SHAME, THEY CANT BEAR BEING INSULTED THAT THEY SPENT 20 TO 30 YEARS IN YANKEE AND THEY CANT BUY A PLOT OF LAND BACK HOME, TALKLESS OF BUILDING IT. my people, u talk as if u earn dollars in america, and u pay your bills there with NAIRA. na dollars u take dey pay bills oooooo. $10 per hour, even if u are lucky to get something un documented, will not make u save $1,000 IN A WHOLE YEAR... U could make $1,300 a month, workin 12 hours a day, 6 days a week, and after u pay ur bills, u wont save $100. hmmmm, i laff. relations? who no go no know.... 90% of them will deal with u when u get here. DONT FORGET, AS SOON AS U GET HERE, WHEN U START COMPLAINING THINGS ARE HARD, NO ONE WILL BELIEVE U ANYMORE, BECAUSE U ARE NOT BELIEVING ME NOW THAT YOU ARE STILL IN NIGERIA.. lol.

never count on any relation. they want to deal with u so they can tell them back home its not easy, ans use u as a reference point to show they are superstars. my people, the struggle is REAL.. your so called relation u are depending on is married to an american or an americanized nigerian who thinks and acts more american than the americans themselves.. they wont let u stay with them, they will kick u out.. because the american culture does not believe in the extended family we practice in Nigeria. so if u think u will be wrorking, keeping all the money and living in a free house, no bills, hmmm, think again oooo... bills will swallow u here, EXCEPT IF GOD BLESS YOU AND SOME MIRACLE HAPPENS AND U FIND A GOOD WOMAN OR MAN, A US CITIZEN THAT TRULY LOVES AND BELIEVES IN YOU, THATS ALL... AND THAT IS VERY SCARCE HERE, BECAUSE OUR NAIJA BRAND HERE IS 419 PEOPLE SO EVERYONE WILL RELATE WITH YOU IF THEY KNOW U DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO ASK OF THEM.... UNTIL THEY GET TO KNOW U WELL FOR A WHILE.

I WONT SAY DONT COME, I WONT SAY STAY BACK IN NAIJA, but what most people are telling u here of its all rosy, man mi, learn ooo.. hope for the best and prepare for the worst! Goodluck

JeffreyJamez:
OP if you see opportunity better grab it!!

Olisa Metuh also saw and grabbed it.

dreceo:
Maybe u want to die in this country b4 u go travel out to USA
I pity U. If u have d opportunity, plz leave this good country with bad governance. No Jobs
No light
No road
No food
No water
No government!
So u want to Die!
People are loosing there jobs daily. Jobs are scam now

With all this analysis why are you still in Nigeria when Chad, Niger, Cotonu, Accra and Cameroun are not far?

Sugarhugs:



Where is she at?

Wait o, Excuse me ma ! Please, are you a recruitment officer? Or do you work for recruitment agencies?

It seems like a lot a people are asking for your help, Please my GF needs a job too oh !

truthsayer007:


Wait o, Excuse me ma ! Please, are you a recruitment officer? Or do you work for recruitment agencies?

It seems like a lot a people are asking for your help, Please my GF needs a job too oh !

I'm not a requirement officer neither do I work for requirement agency or agencies. I don't know why they are bombarding me with shock waves of help messages.

DerMeister:
Did you learn to be stu.pid or were you born stu.pid?

Nahhhhh

I'm sure you got the genes passed down from your Parents. I'm sure if they weren't st*upid when having s.ex beside that beer parlor, I'm sure they'd either have used a condom, the withdrawal method or your mom would have aborted you even at 8 months


You can still do the world a favor and kill yourself, Sniper, Hypo and Jik work like magic, or isn't it bleach your grandmother used when she could not bear the shame of birthing your mom?

If you think you have bad mouth, I am worse

Didinrin

austinosita:
I really love to stay in Lagos, Nigeria working, but getting a job even with my experience and good grade(2.1) is almost impossible.

I have searched and searched and searched, attended interviews, but all to no avail. The worse was the interview I attended today, this morning @lekki-epe express way; I was discharged after about 2 to 3 questions only(about 3 mins).....meanwhile, the first applicant spent almost 30 mins. I just looked at the lady like.....is it my face? Is my 2.1 not enough? Didnt i answer your questions correctly? Infact i almost swore never to attend any interview again.....e beta make i kukuma explore my music talent....

I really love to base in Lagos. Get a good job, marry and have kids. I'm almost losing hope in my job search! Infact I no think say anybody for nairaland search reach me!!!

Now, I have another option to stay in America illegally, until I secure complete papers for stay(which will take time) I'll be staying with a family member, going to school and working.......general hustling till I get a green card.

Please, what do you guys suggest?

#I taya for this joblessness no be small# its killing

if you want to be self employed stay in Nigeria if you're happy working to make another rich come to America.

toyetade:


Ignorant indeed. Why are you advising somebody to start using someone else green card or arrangee marriage. You are part of the corrupt Nigerians. Righteousness exalt a nation but sin is a reproach. Getting green card through falsehood doesn't mean you can prosper with it. There are thousands of Nigerian who have got their visa and green card through legal means. If it is not your way it is not. You can prosper in Nigeria not necessarily in the USA

Okay, now placidness is beginning to elude me with all these cobblers from teenagers. You're obviously still being fed by your parents and think life is black and white. Pal, when you grow up and start hustling for mula you'd start understanding that life goes beyond eating 3square meal from momma' kitchen and receiving pocket allawee which you spend on those little lassies on your hood while forming "I'll hammer for this life".

Perhaps, whenever you grow up and become independent you'd grasp what it means to survive abroad and the rigours of struggles involves out here. When and if you happen to find yourself in Europe or America without the legal papers don't ever use anyone's residency to get yourself a job, Mr. Pecksniffian. Now run along momma has served dinner before I plug my foot into your slimy anorectal. Chump!

nicerichard05:


Bros pls be honest to us here cos so many people will make good nd bad decisions frm this topic.

Pls did u go as an ilegal immigrant or u went legally b4 u got ur stay. Pls be honest to us all

First of all I no be bro , went as an illegal immigrant, I had a good job back home, but I don't see future there, I usually go for training abroad, I just made up my mind that my next move is to stay. I came to US , after my training I decided to stay back. Been an illegal immigrant doesn't mean you an outcast just don't commit any crime, example Driving .
With God by my side I made it, although it was tough at the beginning but i was just focus and determined.

juntod:


Hi, with your 2.1 in Industrial Chemistry, you can easily get a full scholarship for masters here in most USA schools. All you need to do is prepare and seat for the GRE exam. Try to get really good score, then apply to schools. Once you get a scholarship, you will still get a professor to work with (research work). He/she will pay you stipend every semester. In this way, you are legal in the country and still making money. Once you get out of school, jobs await you in that field. This is my advise. (I can guide you through the school application, visa, etc FOR FREE when you are ready ).

Pls guide me thru. My email: austinosita@yahoo.com

Thanks and God bless

ourchoice:
If you can raise between: 100k - 150k capital, send me a mail at: frankywealth@outlook.com or PM

But then, instead of waiting for a job that's not even enough for able bodied graduate youths in town, please explore the American opportunity.

Though it's not easy to get the American visa....anyway, u know your way on that.


But traveling to USA is far better than staying in Nigeria searching for a job under miracle, faith and luck.

Pls what will the 100-150k be used for?

I've sent you a mail

EDIPO:
Hey austinosita, let's talk.

Send me your number...

I'm in the USA and I can tell you the way things are. Nothing hidden, facts as they are.

This isn't a promise to help but to tell you few things you need to know. At the end of the day, your decision is yours.

I can however tell you this for free, if you come to the USA with family willing to house you and probably help you get something doing, you're better off.

USA isn't paradise, no doubt but it's far better when you're agile, determined and hardworking.

The more you stay, the more you struggle with frustration as against getting here, settling down and doing something to keep body and soul until you get your self properly settled.

On a lighter note, all those illegal gist na wash.
Come here, keep your head and you'll be fine.

Please sir, reach me on this: austinosita@yahoo.com

I'll send you my number there.

Thanks

TokyoBulls:
What else can you do aside from Industrial Chemistry? There are opportunities that may not be directly linked to your course of study.

I have experience in procurement.

hoodmenconcept:



can you help with b.sc in statistics 2.2 ?

i need your assistance too, i studied statistics and graduated with 2:1 thanks, my e-mail is akinlabiazeez@gmail.com.

Chascop:
OP.. I'm suprised someone like you came up with this.

Am almost ready and fully prepared. we're on the same track..

please this is my PIN: 2BC8D95E ..


There's a way out.


Peace

I've sent you a request

ronald4lif:


Okay, now placidness is beginning to elude me with all these cobblers from teenagers. You're obviously still being fed by your parents and think life is black and white. Pal, when you grow up and start hustling for mula you'd start understanding that life goes beyond eating 3square meal from momma' kitchen and receiving pocket allawee which you spend on those little lassies on your hood while forming "I'll hammer for this life".

Perhaps, whenever you grow up and become independent you'd grasp what it means to survive abroad and the rigours of struggles involves out here. When and if you happen to find yourself in Europe or America without the legal papers don't ever use anyone's residency to get yourself a job, Mr. Pecksniffian. Now run along momma has served dinner before I plug my foot into your slimy anorectal. Chump!

Your brain doesnt appear to be working well. You are a typical Nigerian who thinks you have to make it at all cost and you refuse to find out what purpose your life is meant to serve. You see Tom dick and harry going abroad and you follow them and want to make it there at all cost. Lasting success does come that way. For your information, Myself and my family became a british citizen more than 8 years ago and I earn over £400 a day as an accountant in the UK. I didn't have to go through those your fraudulent ways to get papers. If that is the way you got your papers . You will soon be found out and you will be deported. All your labour over those years will be wasted and you will return in shame. If you cannot survive through legal means why don't you return home

austinosita:

Industrial chemistry

That's my discipline too.... Greatest chemist.

toyetade:


[s]Your brain doesnt appear to be working well. You are a typical Nigerian who thinks you have to make it at all cost and you refuse to find out what purpose your life is meant to serve. You see Tom dick and harry going abroad and you follow them and want to make it there at all cost. Lasting success does come that way. For your information, Myself and my family became a british citizen more than 8 years ago and I earn over £400 a day as an accountant in the UK. I didn't have to go through those your fraudulent ways to get papers. If that is the way you got your papers . You will soon be found out and you will be deported. All your labour over those years will be wasted and you will return in shame. If you cannot survive through legal means why don't you return home [/s]

You're a schmuck for dessiminating falsehood and thinking you're addressing a tool like your befuddled self. Your family just got naturalised less than 10years ago on what merits? How and what immigration basis did they obtain their residency since yourself and them weren't born in Britain? Point it out let me expose your sleazy ass for the public glee. Ashlock!

You earn over £400 a day as an ordinary accountant? You are an inexperienced liar. An average accountant in the UK earns between £26 to 50k depending on experience. Earning over £400 a day means you're on £96k annual wage. Unless you work as the GM of HSBC, Barclays can you bag such amount. Punk, now get lost before I bounce on your oblong head.

joyli:


First of all I no be bro , went as an illegal immigrant, I had a good job back home, but I don't see future there, I usually go for training abroad, I just made up my mind that my next move is to stay. I came to US , after my training I decided to stay back. Been an illegal immigrant doesn't mean you an outcast just don't commit any crime, example Driving .
With God by my side I made it, although it was tough at the beginning but i was just focus and determined.

Lolz, sorry for the bros, like honestly God bless u for ur response, I wonder why most people lie even wen deir identity is unknwn to the public.

With God on our side we can be wat ever we wanna be. Thank madam. Can I PM u for further discussion. Plz

Op plsss listen to me, I have read everyone's post and I can tell you this. Firstly I won't advise you to live their illegally it's very wrong. Getting a visa to USA isn't easy but u can try get it even if it's a 2 year visa just take it and get out of this country. Everyone asking you to stay here in Nigeria pls ask them how they intend to help you secure a good job and I bet you no one here will offer to help you. Very soon you will turn 30 and the society will pressure you to settle down and get married with a struggling income. Most of them asking you to stay wish they can live this hell of a country but they can't because they have a family back home so their is too much at stake. So why wouldn't you leave now that you can, i will tell you why bro, Opportunities Opportunities Opportunities Not money . You stand a better chance with the slightest opportunity out their than here. No matter how little you earn their, just be positive and keep hustling. USA is not like Nigeria where the government frustrates your dreams and humble you till you settle for less. Don't mind people saying if you have 5 million naira what are you going their to do what is 5 million? People do business with 20 million and can't see profit because of the present forex policies in the country. Even if your an entrepreneur with your 5million naira business Nigeria will so humble you that the success of your business is completely in the hands of God. Because everyday you wake up you pray thieves don't burgle your shop, you worry about insecurity, power, the economy, you even worry about things the government should provide. . Two weeks ago A friend of mine her husband works with a company contracted by LLG and he's paid well opened his mouth begging his wife he wants to travel abroad with his manager in search of a job their and she bluntly refused. And hear you are asking nairalanders if you should bust out Op you need Jesus ASAP.