mimzy:


Proud to be one

Not to worry...I'll be here to help u with your walking stick when you're ready to take "em" to school

STFUareyouG0d:
Actually, I wouldn't an army officer out but then, I wouldn't want to completely rule it out. When love knocks you down, you can go out of your mind. Lol

My dear, when a man is married, nothing should starve him of s3x. It should be constant and uninterrupted. It takes God's grace for a sexually starved married man to stay faithful to his marital vows. I doubt if I've got that Grace bestowed on me. I'll definitely break the one 'I am a one lady guy' ideology

Haute:

Chai! You're so selfish. He'll be busy saving lives and defending the defenseless. You should be more altruistic.

STFUareyouG0d:
really? Well, fortunately, smellymouth na airforce officer

SANDOSKI:




Uncle no fear... Smellym.outh na my neighbour ooo ....


*whispers into his ears, Uncle me na Pilot I go marry oooo

SANDOSKI:





Ewooooo...


Airforce officer ke....na lie ....

*Faints....

STFUareyouG0d:
really? Well, fortunately, smellymo.uth na airforce officer

Na waterforce I be

mimzy:



It takes the grace of God self for a man that isn't sexually starved to stay faithfully not to talk of the one that has been left starving for months

God help us

STFUareyouG0d:
it's not about being selfish, it's about choices. Not everyone can stand the emotional wahala involved

Smellymouth:

Smellymouth:





Na waterforce I be

ShaqFu:
You know you should follow your own advice and "go and sleep".

bitchcrafts:
Point blank! #Know yourself. Right?

STFUareyouG0d:
it's not about being selfish, it's about choices. Not everyone can stand the emotional wahala involved

STFUareyouG0d:
you should marry a mermaid

Mermaid sounds classy.



Na "Mammy Wata '' I want

SANDOSKI:




Neighbour wer u go landlord dey find you...

I go lock ur bedroom door


After the 5 rounds we had,i forgot my keys in your drawer

STFUareyouG0d:
smellymouth say something now o

SANDOSKI:
[b]YES oooo..

.[\b]

STFUareyouG0d:
I think military men should marry military ladies. They should be able to handle the mental part of it.

Why I go marry soldier when I fit be like flavour nabania and search for beauty queens?

mimzy:


Dude pls go n sleep. If you need someone to debate with . Go to the politics section and stop derailing someone's thread.

[s]I can't wait for u to "get in" [/s]. I'll be waiting for u " patiently". Until then.. Swerve

mimzy:




Choi.. Where were u during that wooing contest.. See nice pick up lines

You bhadt

MUVA:


Not even in his wet-dreams.

SANDOSKI:



Abeg leave am joor... Him no fit start keke talkless of Plane mtcheeeew



Uncle, I dey find better fish like Shark, I no want Sardine

Smellymouth:



Mermaid sounds classy.



Na "Mammy Wata '' I want

Smellymouth:


I go lock ur bedroom door


After the 5 rounds we had,i forgot my keys in your drawer

sahm4u2nv:

you be correct woman

STFUareyouG0d:
hehehe my village river get olokun. I heard her husband was killed with poison by some fishermen. So as e be right now, she dey search for new husband. You fit FW your cv with a cover letter

SANDOSKI:





Me ke...... I hope say dat Mama Nkechi Akara you chop dis night no dey affect you....


Landlord dey find you...beta do dey come house....

MUVA:

Not even in his wet-dreams.

sahm4u2nv:
would you like to marry a soldier man or woman?
Y=yes
N=No