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Friends, Come Here And Share Your Luckiest Moment. by NevetsIbot(m): 1:19pm On Jun 04, 2016 |
was I really lucky Oh yes. My whole life ran on luck. Was it when that Biker missed me by an inch? Yes! Or when that mad dog tumbled on a log when pursuing me? Yes! Or when I almost fell off a truck that was really speeding? Yes!! Ive been lucky almost all my life and I'm thankful. 1. I was blasting loud music with my addisas loud earpiece while taking a stroll. My heart stopped pumping blood when I saw Dad. my pops is strictly against using headsets on the road. No matter how old you are... If he catches you using a headset or earpiece on the road... You're a goner. He walked up to me, frowning like mad. ''why are you listening to music on the road. How many times will I warn you?'' ''errr daddy. Errrm... I'm not listening to music its just in my ears so I can pretend not to hear some people'' He collected the earpiece and fixed it into his ears. He dropped it and nodded before leaving. I was shocked! Na wetin happen? I was expecting tongue lashing. I dipped the earpiece into my ear to discover that ''Adele's - hello'' was just about to start after the 1 minute long wait. Dad heard the silence before the song began. Narrow escape. At age eight. I and some pals were playing hide and seek and I was locked up in a wardrobe! Having watched a lot of movies on africa magic where children died in wardrobes... I panicked. I checked my mouth for foam, the heat rose. Mi was losing air. I heard my pals outside the house talking about going to get some fruits at the backyard! Come and see shout. I shouted and shouted... No one heard. After what seemed like 10mins, big sis opened the wardrobe saying she heard me shouting ''just now''... I that stopped shouting minutes ago. Luck you say Na God. But you guys can guess what I did to the jerk who locked the wardrobe on me.... His mom treated bumps on his head that day. Or when there was a school riot back in my sec school days. Ajetoto threw one heavy plank at his opponent who was behind me (i thought i was going to die). It was like slow motion, the way the heavy wood flew towards my head. You know those types of thrillers that actions will slow down and then speed up immediately... That was how it was. It had goten to my scared face when Pape, the macho man in the class, slapped it away. Mehn. Ko easy. Or when I was driving and almost ran into one idiotic machine driver who was willing to risk his life by getting into the little space beside the car and the road side.... since I was still just knowing how to drive, i pressed the accelerator instead of the brake and sped into the opposite lane. Thank God i found the brakes quick enough. Yeah! I know. I was chicken-hearted. So. Over to you guys. tell us your luckiest moment |
Re: Friends, Come Here And Share Your Luckiest Moment. by sinaj(f): 1:27pm On Jun 04, 2016 |
Will edit later |
Re: Friends, Come Here And Share Your Luckiest Moment. by Nicolars(m): 1:30pm On Jun 04, 2016 |
Lolz Mine was crazy, while on campus, na so 1 cult guy con call me con dey yarn trash, was explaining hw cult is, the types of cult they have on campus, the one that is good Me wey shankolo, wey no get mind @ all, I don dey fear already Na so their oga come, he con tell in oga say he like me say make e dey look after me, The oga was nw like give me ur number I didn't want to gve him so the best thing to do was gve him a wrong number I said 0 8 1 1 * * .... I shar changed d last number Instead of him to save contact, he dailed the number... Yeh mogbe oooo, I was already shivering, God what will I do?, why did I pass here? Chineke ooo And my phone was with me, he could see it Naso the line talk not available, he checkd my phone saw no network That was when I knew GLO's bad network was a blessing. 1 Like |
Re: Friends, Come Here And Share Your Luckiest Moment. by NevetsIbot(m): 1:30pm On Jun 04, 2016 |
sinaj:lol... Booking space or wahh |
Re: Friends, Come Here And Share Your Luckiest Moment. by jonaifame22(m): 1:33pm On Jun 04, 2016 |
The day I ws fvcking one gal in my area called portable and the condom burst after beggn her severally for skin to skin I was so happy n I didn't stop or remove my dick! 1 Like |
Re: Friends, Come Here And Share Your Luckiest Moment. by NevetsIbot(m): 1:50pm On Jun 04, 2016 |
jonaifame22:lol..... This guy sha. So that's your luckiest moment? |
Re: Friends, Come Here And Share Your Luckiest Moment. by NevetsIbot(m): 1:52pm On Jun 04, 2016 |
Nicolars:lmao... Guy.. that your luck strong o. Lmao..... I was laughing my head off. Thanks for sharing |
Re: Friends, Come Here And Share Your Luckiest Moment. by Nicolars(m): 1:58pm On Jun 04, 2016 |
NevetsIbot:Omo no b small tyn o |
Re: Friends, Come Here And Share Your Luckiest Moment. by BrideOfDracula(f): 2:18pm On Jun 04, 2016 |
I remember getting heartbroken over losing some money I stuffed in my back pocket. I've been having a terrible week of disappointment & even started to believe that somehow a former friend must have put a hex on me Oh, how I hated her at that moment! But then it happened! The heavens finally smiled at me & I could see the wheel of fortune turning. I swear I saw dollar signs right in front of my eyes. My luck came wrapped in brown leather, sitting on top of a phone booth...it was a wallet. Inside there was R1 500 I hit the mall like a bird chasing a junebug! 1 Like |
Re: Friends, Come Here And Share Your Luckiest Moment. by Smellymouth: 2:20pm On Jun 04, 2016 |
Brb |
Re: Friends, Come Here And Share Your Luckiest Moment. by makydebbie(f): 2:29pm On Jun 04, 2016 |
here to read stories..*sips zobo*..sandoski...come join me |
Re: Friends, Come Here And Share Your Luckiest Moment. by GoldenJAT(m): 2:37pm On Jun 04, 2016 |
back then in uni...i had this gf, passed the night in her place as usual... lata occurred 2me that my side chick will b travelling that morning... quickly jumped out of bed with d excuse that i b right bk... quickly ran off 2 her house.. on getting there, she was all dressed up and waiting for me.. as we were strolling 2d car pack.. she suddenly said she wanna board a bike.... devil way de reason my mata that day,mk me insist Mk we trek.. that after all it was early in the morning... after taking a few steps... I had this strong urge 2 stop a bike 4 her, Lo and behold.. as she boarded d bike and I turned and took like 3 steps 4ward... my gf just appeared from 1 bend and was right infront of me...... I answer questions tire... but I escaped. |
Re: Friends, Come Here And Share Your Luckiest Moment. by bitchcrafts: 2:44pm On Jun 04, 2016 |
It happened one of those winter mornings when my impala decided to give itself a break without giving me prior signals at all, not even a creak from the ignition that morning, Was that bad. Calling the repair guys was out of the discussion cos would take em 1/2 an hour to reach me least and I was already roughly 30mins away from an exam kicking off at 8, 15mins drive, 15mins settling down was my calculation. Bad timing, I know. Dangers of being addicted to preparing at the eleventh hour. Funny still, 8:01, Yo late;Prof.B rules. What about catching a bus? No ticket. Hommie haven't been around for a week now so, no car to borrow save the new neighbor's I've never mouthed an hi to. She is a she and I take time to get along with girls. I was losing all hope and contemplating murder or weeping myself to death when she rushed out, milkshake in hand, heading towards her posh ride, saw me pacing around carrying the look she later described languished lol ... She drove me to school that day for short, funny enough we were to take the same course. Having an A+ for keeps would have been impossible without that drive down even God knows. |
Re: Friends, Come Here And Share Your Luckiest Moment. by SmellingAnus(m): 3:16pm On Jun 04, 2016 |
Will be back |
Re: Friends, Come Here And Share Your Luckiest Moment. by Nobody: 3:22pm On Jun 04, 2016 |
makydebbie: Sis I dey come oooo make I bring straw for the zobo
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Re: Friends, Come Here And Share Your Luckiest Moment. by makydebbie(f): 3:32pm On Jun 04, 2016 |
SANDOSKI:ok i am waiting.. |
Re: Friends, Come Here And Share Your Luckiest Moment. by Emodeee: 3:35pm On Jun 04, 2016 |
Lalasticlala, oya let's go to front page. |
Re: Friends, Come Here And Share Your Luckiest Moment. by NevetsIbot(m): 4:35pm On Jun 04, 2016 |
BrideOfDracula:and you weren't caught??..... Criminology is what you oughtta av studied! |
Re: Friends, Come Here And Share Your Luckiest Moment. by NevetsIbot(m): 4:37pm On Jun 04, 2016 |
GoldenJAT:lol... Just imagine if she caught you. You'd probably have a scar on your face now. |
Re: Friends, Come Here And Share Your Luckiest Moment. by NevetsIbot(m): 4:39pm On Jun 04, 2016 |
bitchcrafts:So you had an A+. Lol. Lucky for you homie. |
Re: Friends, Come Here And Share Your Luckiest Moment. by BrideOfDracula(f): 4:42pm On Jun 04, 2016 |
NevetsIbot: No, I didn't steal it lol. The person must have forgotten it there while making a call. Now I was not about to wait around for the owner to come searching. I made myself disappear into thin air Finders keepers I left the wallet behind though in case they came back because it had some credit cards, etc. |
Re: Friends, Come Here And Share Your Luckiest Moment. by bitchcrafts: 4:44pm On Jun 04, 2016 |
Even NevetsIbot:Luck all the way brah! |
Re: Friends, Come Here And Share Your Luckiest Moment. by GoldenJAT(m): 4:50pm On Jun 04, 2016 |
NevetsIbot:and 2 cap it all.... she de suspect me and d babe seriously!!!! come c where guy man heart de pant.. |
Re: Friends, Come Here And Share Your Luckiest Moment. by NevetsIbot(m): 6:08pm On Jun 04, 2016 |
GoldenJAT:who's heart wouldnt pant?? You sev... Two chics... konji no dey tire you?? |
Re: Friends, Come Here And Share Your Luckiest Moment. by NevetsIbot(m): 6:12pm On Jun 04, 2016 |
BrideOfDracula:uhmph! You still stole. |
Re: Friends, Come Here And Share Your Luckiest Moment. by NevetsIbot(m): 6:13pm On Jun 04, 2016 |
BrideOfDracula:uhmph! You still stole. In michael jacksons voice... You're bad, you're bad, you're really really bad! |
Re: Friends, Come Here And Share Your Luckiest Moment. by BrideOfDracula(f): 6:13pm On Jun 04, 2016 |
NevetsIbot: Nope |
Re: Friends, Come Here And Share Your Luckiest Moment. by NevetsIbot(m): 6:14pm On Jun 04, 2016 |
Emodeee:did you see a snake here The password isn't here yet |
Re: Friends, Come Here And Share Your Luckiest Moment. by GoldenJAT(m): 7:52pm On Jun 04, 2016 |
NevetsIbot:pussy get different tastes oooo... some de like indomie, some fried rice, some chicken taste..... na when u chop different dishes...u go get long life!! lol 1 Like |
Re: Friends, Come Here And Share Your Luckiest Moment. by NevetsIbot(m): 8:10pm On Jun 04, 2016 |
GoldenJAT:and then you'd bash girls that like salad, jollor, fried rice. Cashew, gala, cassava, yam abi |
Re: Friends, Come Here And Share Your Luckiest Moment. by GoldenJAT(m): 8:16pm On Jun 04, 2016 |
NevetsIbot:my guy.... some things are applicable 2 guys alone!!!take this scenario 4 example.... ur dad cheats on ur mum, and u probably c no big deal abt it.. but let ur mum try same... and all respect u av 4 her will wane in an instant!!! so u c... we get away with it... ladies don't. |
Re: Friends, Come Here And Share Your Luckiest Moment. by NevetsIbot(m): 8:20pm On Jun 04, 2016 |
GoldenJAT:lol. Nice example |
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