Today something I planned will never happen which is meetn any female nairalander happened and it was unexpected.
I was jus comin frm an home service job in the house of one of my customers who jus came back frm US and I was excited in the keke napep cos this customer of mine gave me a 20 dollar note after I cut his hair and additional five hundred naira for transport cos he said he didn't have any naira note frm him, he evn collected the five hundred frm his galfriend to give to me.
So on my way home I decide to branch and go see one of my female friend who has been angry wth me and has refused visiting me, so I boarded a keke en route her house then I brought out my fone in the keke and started browsing NL when I saw her peeping at my fone screen and she said to me (are you a naiaralander?) and I was kind of reluctant to answer but I jus answered her saying yes and she asked wat my moniker is and after thinking much abt it I replied jonaifame 22, immediately her eyes widened wth excitement and she shouted "the great jonaifame22 nairaland's number 1 pervert and troll.
Then I asked her if she's a nairalander too and she replied wth her moniker and I was excited and she said to me I hope the spirit of lust has not given you any slap of konji as I am sitted wth you here, and we both laffed and she asked me, those sex threads you create are they always true and I replied her saying yes,
Then she commented on my looks and also asked why I don't normally change my dp,that if I do I'll catch many gals and blah blah blah we gisted on some other things and we exchanged numbers and. She came while I paid for her

Ok.....

Abeg who get blackberry charger here?

she came while i paid for her

right there inside the keke?
You must possess magic fingers.

Love in nairaland uploading.....

SANDOSKI:
Ok.....

why are you smilling at me, aren't u scared you'll get pregnant?

Don't even know why am laughing.

jonaifame22:
why are you smilling at me, aren't u scared you'll get pregnant?

Taah Pregnant ke......mtcheeew


Make my Oga smellymouth catch you....

Smellymouth:


Hunnie bunnie

I didn't hear from you again.

Please bring the Jollof rice this evening..

Swidy I prepared blue fried rice... I can't wait to see you

Smellymouth:
This is super story/
A life, of strife and sorrow/
This is super story/
Of good food and housing/
A life of precious stones/
And gooood taste/
This is super story ...

no o na THIS LIFE" song you suppose use




"This lifeee is beautiful

"The more you get

"The more you feel sad

"ohohohohoh This Life, what ever it is.

"we must follow oh oh, this life"

Smellymouth:


Hunnie pie, even if na blue rice you cook, I nor mind o

Can't wait to see you too hun..

Countdown things

M coming dear.....

SANDOSKI:



Swidy I prepared blue fried rice... I can't wait to see you

Blue fried rice ? I never see that one b4.

SANDOSKI:




M coming dear.....

Am waiting

UyiIredia:


Blue fried rice ? I never see that one b4.

Guy dat is wat I cook for my Oga smellymouth to get his ATM card ooo


Bt if you wan chop tell me make I send am to you through Bluetooth or Flash share

SANDOSKI:




Guy dat is wat I cook for my Oga smellymouth to get his ATM card ooo


Bt if you wan chop tell me make I send am to you through Bluetooth or Flash share

Lol. Since when dem dey Bluetooth rice. Just cook some of that yummy rice for me.

SANDOSKI:




Taah Pregnant ke......mtcheeew

Make my Oga smellymouth catch you....

okay, smelly mouth it is then!

nice one...





Buh u didn't hav to create a thread abt it.

ode he can lie for Africa!

Cutehector:
nice one...




Buh u didn't hav to create a thread abt it.

who asked for ur opinion?

prettythicksme:
ode he can lie for Africa!

why are u mentioning me, aren't you scared of getting pregnant?

jonaifame22:
why are u mentioning me, aren't you scared of getting pregnant?

It would have been a more good news if you had forked her, well try do so next time.

Abeg don't spoil my runz!