And yes you, I mean you browsing nairaland right now! Why don't u use deodorant?

Smelling like something that was left out to die the night before, haba!
I have been enduring your revolting stench from asaba down to Abuja, and I have to say in case no one ever told you, you stink!!!

And you're sitting there wearing your red shirt and browsing nairaland with the look on your face like someone that is pleasuring himself. Uuuugh!

Guy you are browsing the romance section right now and I thot I'd say it like this to get your attention. The driver offed the Air conditioner in the car cos of you in case you dont know. We can't breathe! Deodorant is N150 in the market for goodness sake.

If u know u have body odour go and get it treated or better still, mask it with purple rose, na n200 dem dey sell am!

....

Five minutes madness indeed. people like OP is why sango kill people with thunder.

PrincessAnna:
speak for yourself, not everyone smells like dead rat

Oh, so you don't use deodorant as well? Chai

SAINTSAMURAII:
Five minutes madness indeed. people like OP is why sango kill people with thunder.

What is ya own? Abi u smell as well? What is madness about telling people to be considerate of thier neighbour's noses?

5minsmadness:
Oh, so you don't use deodorant as well? Chai

I do use

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PrincessAnna:
I do use

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Then why did u quickly jump to d defence? This guy is stinking so bad even the flies aren't going near him! I sure say e no baff

Now d driver no gree use AC

weed addict

Good question. But the question I normally ask is, why should I use deodorants?

PrincessAnna:
speak for yourself, not everyone smells like dead rat

You shouldn't have corrected him...

BiafraBushBoy:

You shouldn't have corrected him...

baby

sinaj:
weed addict

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Sexxxy baby. U look like the gurl I went out with last night. Long sexy backside ((no offeinse))

5minsmadness:
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Then why did u quickly jump to d defence? This guy is stinking so bad even the flies aren't going near him! I sure say e no baff

Now d driver no gree use AC

I didn't read the write up, I am very picky wouldve ask the guy there and then to get one

thesicilian:
Good question. But the question I normally ask is, why should I use deodorants?

Cos when you sweat and it dries on your body it stinks to high heaven. You may not smell it but the guy next to you is in serious pains. Even the flies dat get too close pass out!

5minsmadness:
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Sexxxy baby. U look like the gurl I went out with last night. Long sexy backside ((no offeinse))

was in choch lst nite

PrincessAnna:
I didn't read the write up, I am very picky would ask the guy there and then to get one

I for say.
Cos you don't look like you stink.

I like you

Want some weed?

sinaj:
was in choch lst nite

Hehehehe yeah
Was in choch too
The ministration was awesoome if u get my meaning

5minsmadness:
I for say. Cos you don't look like you stink.
I like you
Want some weed?

Weed for what?

5minsmadness:

Cos when you sweat and it dries on your body it stinks to high heaven. You may not smell it but the guy next to you is in serious pains. Even the flies dat get too close pass out!

Lol. Message received and understood.

Guys should pls always shave their armpit too

[quote author=PrincessAnna post=46512062] baby[/quote
Holy Fvck....
I don believe this...
I see...

[quote author=BiafraBushBoy post=46513604][/quote] was ban again

Hahahaha... This bros don vex.

Medunah:
Guys should pls always shave their armpit too

just guys?

Oahray:
just guys?

Errr, I mostly notice bushy armpits on guys

This madness don pass 5minutes ooo

Medunah:

Errr, I mostly notice bushy armpits on guys

hmmm... Ok. Mostly is not only.

Good advice all the same. Don't diminish it's importance by needlessly narrowing your target audience.

5minsmadness:
And yes you, I mean you browsing nairaland right now! Why don't u use deodorant?

Smelling like something that was left out to die the night before, haba!
I have been enduring your revolting stench from asaba down to Abuja, and I have to say in case no one ever told you, you stink!!!

And you're sitting there wearing your red shirt and browsing nairaland with the look on your face like someone that is pleasuring himself. Uuuugh!

Guy you are browsing the romance section right now and I thot I'd say it like this to get your attention. The driver offed the Air conditioner in the car cos of you in case you dont know. We can't breathe! Deodorant is N150 in the market for goodness sake.

If u know u have body odour go and get it treated or better still, mask it with purple rose, na n200 dem dey sell am!

no be everybody de smell body odour like una

.

Just be neat.....deodorant gives me lumps... mah skin is so sensitive.

and this is what happens when you give old people android phones to use