guys,

what has been your worst nightmare so far about this man-woman stuff. Let us hear the stories. we might learn something:

Once, a married woman(who I knew was married and who knew that I knew she was married, in fact, I knew her husband) was trying to talk me into the extra-marital affair stuff. I was like, what the , I was quite shocked, being the first time, besides to come from a person such as her. She persisted, until I had to change my phone-number for her to leave me alone.

men nawaooooooo1 then give her wot women want.

Still thinking

maybe

why guys only?

some women too have scary nightmares too

This adultry thing is on the hike.and you have to be smart.especially the fine boys.man dont try that kind thing oh.cos it destroys destiny.

Still thinking

hehe kimba, have girls been chasin u, or have u been chasin em?

Hmmmmmm

My worst nitemare was with my EX then been a while now. shortly after my NYSC,we were supposed to travel together but i had exams so she waited for me.When i finished my exams we went straight to the bus park and as i was about booking for the ticket from jos to lagos . She now told me in the park that she was not travelling again to lagos with me but wants to see a friend in enugu and spend the christmas with the person.
Men it was like a bomb shell I almost fainted. That christmas was hell.

SO, u guyz, are tryin 2 be sexist on this forum now heh!!!, i gat scary nightmares 2, just like busta

SO, u guyz, are tryin 2 be sexist on this forum now heh!!!, i gat scary nightmares 2, just like busta

The thought of marriage kills me, i simply love my freedom, i cant imagine having to answer to a woman forever, do what she wants and not mine, the thought of kids scare me, having to be called 'daddy' and having to deal with the demands in their eyes when u fall short of expectation, disneyland, father xmas, God! its a nightmare

I can imagine the life, more like a subdued benjamin But if thats the price others had to pay, then we all have to do it init
when i think of the wedding day proper, standing in front of the crowd, I know i'll shit bricks! Dancing in front of those peeps, God! what if my wife dances better old school than me and what if the music doesnt suit me then i'll be looking for my feet all day?
Its all wierd but it will all be over in one day sha I always look at the bright side but it still scares me sha

@whitelexi
I feel u my guy, the whole marriage thing looks scary from outside, i know many pple though who av it great, unfortunately i know others who dont, many others too.
I'm still pretty sure that i'm going to take a long run-away drive for hours after i get the news of the birth of my first child . the whole idea of avin a life in your hands to shape makes tremble @times
So i guess u just gotta start working on what u want it to be not by hoping the other person is "right" but by working on yourself and making sure you are "right"

i think the marriage as a prison thingy, affects the ladies more, so guys, i soooo dont know y u are complaining

acidrop:

i think the marriage as a prison thingy, affects the ladies more, so guys, i soooo don't know y u are complaining

You have no idea how much more a prison yard it is for a guy than for a woman

that was in 2001. had a terrible malaria attack. i started seeing things-dreadful things like beautiful naked girls chasing me all around.

na wa o

Dvampire:

that was in 2001. had a terrible malaria attack. i started seeing things-dreadful things like beautiful naked girls chasing me all around.

This is so funny, Wonders shall nvr end

OH MY LORD will you boyz ever mature into men at all u have nightmares no no no no lt me let uz all in on a secret you boyz are the nightmares,

@whitelexi
your post had me falling off my chair laughing PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE can i be a fly on the wall for your wedding day!!!!!!!

Dvampire:

that was in 2001. had a terrible malaria attack. i started seeing things-dreadful things like beautiful naked girls chasing me all around.

lmaoooo, as innnnnnnn, !! lool dats krazie oo.

lol

thats no bad, cool! chase me abeg!

lol

my worst nightmare


sleeping and waking up with a woman right beside me.

opening my closet and finding various colors and shapes of pants and bras, menstrual pad and women clothings.

nagging! (i hate this shit)

yuck!

opsydudu:

my worst nightmare


sleeping and waking up with a woman right beside me.

opening my closet and finding various colors and shapes of pants and bras, menstrual pad and women clothings.

nagging! (i hate this shit)

yuck!

Dude is this a joke

My worst nightmare,
when i caught my Ex coming out of a man's car right infront of my house and she eventually got the big belly for another man.

Worst Nightmare. . .
2007-Two of my flings jammed at my place on a friday night(both travelled down).
I had actually planned the weekend for one while the other was supposed to be attending a seminar in Lagos.Seminar was cancelled and she decided to sneak me a surprise visit.
It was like battling a freezing toe and a burning finger at the same time when the two of them channeled their anger on me.
To cut the story short, I ended up sleeping on the rug in my living room while they took over my 2 rooms. . . they departed the following morning thereby rubbing the shine off my weekend.

whitelexi:

The thought of marriage kills me, i simply love my freedom, i cant imagine having to answer to a woman forever, do what she wants and not mine, the thought of kids scare me, having to be called 'daddy' and having to deal with the demands in their eyes when u fall short of expectation, disneyland, father xmas, God! its a nightmare

I can imagine the life, more like a subdued benjamin But if thats the price others had to pay, then we all have to do it init
when i think of the wedding day proper, standing in front of the crowd, I know i'll shit bricks! Dancing in front of those peeps, God! what if my wife dances better old school than me and what if the music doesnt suit me then i'll be looking for my feet all day?
Its all wierd but it will all be over in one day sha I always look at the bright side but it still scares me sha

You are right,i dont know how this marriage of a thing works,i am old enough and have enough to take care of the family,

but i am scared of marriage.Ladies behaves like children they nag a lot,all i need is children that will take care of me

when i am old.

The question is how do you bear children without getting a wife. I love the freedom am enjoying now.

Marriage is real BONDAGE