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A Guide To All Men On Wifespeak! by dival247(m): 11:01pm On Aug 29, 2009 |
wife husband The wife says: We need. The wife means: I want. The wife says: It's your decision. The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious. The wife says: Do what you want. The wife means: You'll pay for this later! The wife says: We need to talk. The wife means: I need to complain. The wife says: Sure, go ahead. The wife means: I don't want you to. The wife says: I'm not upset. The wife means: Of course I'm upset you slowpoke. The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights. The wife means: I have flabby thighs. The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient. The wife means: I want a new house. The wife says: I want new curtains. The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper! The wife says: I need wedding shoes. The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white. The wife says: Hang the picture there. The wife means: No, I mean hang it there! sex symbols The wife says: I heard a noise. The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep. The wife says: Do you love me? The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive. The wife says: How much do you love me? The wife means: I did something today you're not going to like. The wife says: I'll be ready in a minute. The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap. The wife says: Am I fat? The wife means: Tell me I'm beautiful. The wife says: You have to learn to communicate. The wife means: Just agree with me. The wife says: Are you listening to me? The wife means: [Too late, you're doomed.] The wife says: Yes The wife means: No The wife says: No The wife means: No The wife says: Maybe The wife means: No woman punching bag The wife says: I'm sorry. The wife means: You'll be sorry. The wife says: Do you like this recipe? The wife means: You better get used to it! The wife says: All we're going to buy is a soap dish. The wife means: I'm coming back with enough to fill this place. The wife says: Was that the baby? The wife means: Get out of bed and fix the noise. The wife says: I'm not yelling! The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important! In answer to the question "What's wrong?" The wife says: The same old thing. The wife means: Nothing. The wife says: Nothing. The wife means: Everything. The wife says: Nothing, really. The wife means: It's just that you're an idiot. The wife says: I don't want to talk about it. The wife means: I'm still building up steam. |
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