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| I Got This Whatsapp Message ~pls Read Through. by Nobody: 2:56pm On Jun 18, 2016 |
A true friend is like a penis, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom, he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a vagina, she accommodates you fully despite the size of your problem. What kind of a friend are you to me? Penis, condom, bra or vagina friend? Do u know that the penis is the greatest breakfast ever? According to doctors it has a mushroom head, a sausage body, two eggs and milk which provides nutrients. Thus making ladies healthy and full for 9 months. Besides it has 3 good manners too. 1. Its very courteous, it stands before it performs 2. It is very emotional, it weeps during performance 3. It is polite, it bows after performing. Send to ladies 2 laugh and to men 2 make them happy and proud of themselves. ⭕1. Kamasutra says: If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"! ⭕2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"! ⭕3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're bleeped. ⭕4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got bleeped to achieve it. ⭕5. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason. ⭕6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..! ⭕When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!". Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter. |
| Re: I Got This Whatsapp Message ~pls Read Through. by goziem1982(m): 3:11pm On Jun 18, 2016 |
Nicely constructed |
| Re: I Got This Whatsapp Message ~pls Read Through. by Laveda(f): 3:15pm On Jun 18, 2016 |
OK! |
| Re: I Got This Whatsapp Message ~pls Read Through. by Nobody: 3:19pm On Jun 18, 2016 |
Laveda: Girl which one are you to your friend? |
| Re: I Got This Whatsapp Message ~pls Read Through. by Laveda(f): 3:21pm On Jun 18, 2016 |
| Re: I Got This Whatsapp Message ~pls Read Through. by Nobody: 3:23pm On Jun 18, 2016 |
| Re: I Got This Whatsapp Message ~pls Read Through. by Laveda(f): 3:25pm On Jun 18, 2016 |
| Re: I Got This Whatsapp Message ~pls Read Through. by Debbywills(f): 5:33pm On Jun 18, 2016 |
This is stale nau, ain't you Current?  |
| Re: I Got This Whatsapp Message ~pls Read Through. by Nobody: 6:30pm On Jun 18, 2016 |
Debbywills: Yah girl. Update me pls! |
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