AuroraB:
Onye kee wu onye . Ja danu
*ignored henceforth*

ORIGENAL:
I no no say e go pain u like dis o! But am not referring to u nah...

Vaxt:
for his boys to bail him & revenge abi, I de suspect you

VaginaTerrorist:

carry your matter put 4 calabash abeg use the next door.

nevetsibott:
bro.. To tell you. If they hadnt beaten the guy. His dad wouldav bought him out of jail... He got the beating he so much wanted.

crestedaguiyi:
Openly celebrating jungle justice is a crime in Nigeria.

VaginaTerrorist:
I saw lots spam from you+..... Didnt get the mssg. I dey very sorry sir.

Fourwinds:
how do u normally terrorize Vagina.

Mindfulness:


So his family can afford it to bribe the police? And he was just stealing for fun?

Fourwinds:
look when I was in school we beat thief to coma... even there was one dat was beaten until he gave up a hot poo poo.... immediately he was given broom and water to sweep his nonsenses.... if all of us dey steal who go work to steal from.

NevetsIbot:
Karma!!! See What Happened To The Thief That Robbed Me Some Months Ago

Everyday is for the thief, one day is for the owner.
I dunno why I decided to walk home today. I didnt know God was leading me to one thief who robbed me of over 20k and my android. That sweet phone. Opposite adeyemi college of education, a little distance into the opposite street. I saw students running out of their houses to a place. I decided to do aproko for the first time in my life. I went to look.

I saw a guy inside mud water, beaten and battered with Adeyemi boys still beating him. Shuuu? Wetin dey happen here? I just decided to look at his face before I left then I realised he was the same guy who robbed me some months ago. When I saw him, I raised an alarm that he had robbed me too... Someone shouted ''this is the fourth person testifying o, and you said he's not a thief'' ... Immediately, the boys flung into the water beating everywhere beatable on the guy. Hehe.

He had tried to steal one of my old classmates atm and purse when she raised an alarm, and then people came out and some recognised him... Then the bashing started.

Hehe, I'm just smilling as I'm writing this. The guy was pumping his chest as if he was about to die.. Lie!!! Immediately he saw a space, he ran! Like flash, a guy had already jumped on him from behind. Over 15guys pounced on the thief at once. They dragged him back into the mud water then ripped off the mumus clothes... Boxer inclusive. Hehehe... . The mumu was begging. Mehn, he was beaten like.... Stoned like..... Ion know. wood was smashed on his head,.... ''you dey steal for student area!!'' one guy said.

They sha paraded him around the street before calling the police. Imagine sev, the guy was begging me to beg the mobs to release him saying he wud return my phone and cash. See idiot. The baga was even covering his john thomas until they found one better stick to smash on those dirty hands of his. My regret is that I was wearing black and white shirt and sneakers... I would have beaten mine too... Buh, the beating he got is enough sha.... I'm now at rest. Atleast all my articles on the android have been beaten out of his thin skinny body....

And guess what guys?? He's the son of a rich man who has hotels in Ondo. I won't mention his name... At the mention of this by a guy who knew him. the mobs descended on him again... This time with weapons. Then everyone feared when the alpha student of the street came around fuming, after stoning the guy with a stone the size of the big sized semo I ate tonight, he called the police. ''na you dey disturb my people here! You! You be the Idiot wey me and my guys pursue that night!!!''.. And some mumu girls were crying that they shud pity him. Just imagine.

I left there sha after enjoying myself enough and getting some digits! .. i'm at home just smilling. Baba God planned it well. I never knew I was walking to see an old friend.. Haha.

Adeyemi boys! I hail you guys! You're the real deals.

dammieco:
the bottom line is that you saw his John Thomas

NevetsIbot:
I saw it and I saw it 'good' .. Lol

sorextee:
ewww mehn. u saw it good seun, come and see some gay movement going on here.

riczy:
Hw many politician have u burnt, iti! d real thieves.

jedimindtrix:


Are you serious or just an idiot?

jedimindtrix:

You are the idiot.

Are you serious or just an idiot?