grossintel:
20k and Android phone opsson Op I was robbed my Asus laptop 80k and 4phones iPhone 5s inclusive. I neither rained curse on the guy or wish him dead God knows I only asked God to help him change. I believe if God let's you get robbed he has plans of replenishing your losses and even more. Why not do the same than encourage this brutality? If he dies will you be at rest with yourself? I don't believe anyone was born this way.

3kay945:


Comon guy, the silly girl you quoted is just a baby , you shouldn't have to be this harsh on her.

buharisbae:
when will Nigerians ever have sense in this life? he stole then he was given jungle just when our real thief's (politicians) are out there we are licking their ass Op I'm sorry buhh urr a one dumb ASS fella and u call ur self educated smh! where are we heading to in this country!

AuroraB:
hehehe...over it keh It's been years but I would wish it never happened
Be like say dem send the 'iriot' on that very day lol
Thanks for asking though

NevetsIbot:
and I can see that you're one idiota of a lady. has anyone ever stolen what you've put three years work into? ion blame you, your moniker says it all. gay! I didnt even lay a finger on him. Fishbrain,fishwife! Get a life. I'm sure your brain was buried along with your placenta! Your types only have the guts to say rubbish on nairaland, do it real life. Maybe you were fvcked thru your nose! Double digit IQ dummy.

doll912:


The way you are abusing someone like one primary two boy... fish brain, fish wife.hehehe.. calm down eh...they have caught the thief...btw, it's social media... you weren't expecting everyone to clap for you for this post Na... people will always have their opinion

buharisbae:
when will Nigerians ever have sense in this life? he stole then he was given jungle just when our real thief's (politicians) are out there we are licking their ass Op I'm sorry buhh urr a one dumb ASS fella and u call ur self educated smh! where are we heading to in this country!

olaasiwaju:
Why are we so wicked for nija, because he steal una stuff, which of you all wey neva steal before in his/her life wey make una beat the pøor guy mess up this way, EFCC sef no treat our LOOTED leaders this way. May Almighty Allah forgives us all that judges this guy cases.

ikp120:


**dials British Prime number**
Me: Sorry to disturb you sir
PM: No problem, what is the matter?
Me: Just take a look at the e-blows and e-missiles launched by this
PM: Seriously?! That guy is fanatically deadly.
Me: Thank you sir!

**dials Lai Mohammed's number **
Me: Honourable,you need to see real information
Lai: That's my job. Where is it?
Me: See it
Lai: That guy has technically killed that woman o. Buhari must probe him technically. Let me inform Buhari
Me: Thank you sir!

** Dials Buhari's number ***

WATCH OUT FOR PART 2

buharisbae:
when will Nigerians ever have sense in this life? he stole then he was given jungle just when our real thief's (politicians) are out there we are licking their ass Op I'm sorry buhh urr a one dumb ASS fella and u call ur self educated smh! where are we heading to in this country!

NevetsIbot:
Karma!!! See What Happened To The Thief That Robbed Me Some Months Ago

Everyday is for the thief, one day is for the owner.
I dunno why I decided to walk home today. I didnt know God was leading me to one thief who robbed me of over 20k and my android. That sweet phone. Opposite adeyemi college of education, a little distance into the opposite street. I saw students running out of their houses to a place. I decided to do aproko for the first time in my life. I went to look.

I saw a guy inside mud water, beaten and battered with Adeyemi boys still beating him. Shuuu? Wetin dey happen here? I just decided to look at his face before I left then I realised he was the same guy who robbed me some months ago. When I saw him, I raised an alarm that he had robbed me too... Someone shouted ''this is the fourth person testifying o, and you said he's not a thief'' ... Immediately, the boys flung into the water beating everywhere beatable on the guy. Hehe.

He had tried to steal one of my old classmates atm and purse when she raised an alarm, and then people came out and some recognised him... Then the bashing started.

Hehe, I'm just smilling as I'm writing this. The guy was pumping his chest as if he was about to die.. Lie!!! Immediately he saw a space, he ran! Like flash, a guy had already jumped on him from behind. Over 15guys pounced on the thief at once. They dragged him back into the mud water then ripped off the mumus clothes... Boxer inclusive. Hehehe... . The mumu was begging. Mehn, he was beaten like.... Stoned like..... Ion know. wood was smashed on his head,.... ''you dey steal for student area!!'' one guy said.

They sha paraded him around the street before calling the police. Imagine sev, the guy was begging me to beg the mobs to release him saying he wud return my phone and cash. See idiot. The baga was even covering his john thomas until they found one better stick to smash on those dirty hands of his. My regret is that I was wearing black and white shirt and sneakers... I would have beaten mine too... Buh, the beating he got is enough sha.... I'm now at rest. Atleast all my articles on the android have been beaten out of his thin skinny body....

And guess what guys?? He's the son of a rich man who has hotels in Ondo. I won't mention his name... At the mention of this by a guy who knew him. the mobs descended on him again... This time with weapons. Then everyone feared when the alpha student of the street came around fuming, after stoning the guy with a stone the size of the big sized semo I ate tonight, he called the police. ''na you dey disturb my people here! You! You be the Idiot wey me and my guys pursue that night!!!''.. And some mumu girls were crying that they shud pity him. Just imagine.

I left there sha after enjoying myself enough and getting some digits! .. i'm at home just smilling. Baba God planned it well. I never knew I was walking to see an old friend.. Haha.

Adeyemi boys! I hail you guys! You're the real deals.

Taryur3:

I dnt get you...you mean they shouldn't beat the thief?if am even the OP...I will smashed his head...I hope someone robbed you of just 20k in this present situation of the country and let me see how you will feel.so they should celebrate the thief before handling him to the police right? For the polithiefcians...there reward is prematured death.so let's leave them for God.u are soppose ti be happy with poor thief...if na for warri...he gat no life again naaa...na to burn him
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lordkhalifa:
Even as of that, u don't need to celebrate jungle justice, had it been the guy died @ the process, it means u have sow and partake in shedding blood, I have walk into one Guy that stole my rolex watch, laptop and 10k, immediately he saw me, he wanted to ran away, I Beckon on him to stop, he was shivering hoping that I will raise alarm instead I start preaching to him, I advice him to repent or he will endup in sad note , the guy start shedding tears before me, I invited him to my church, he honored the invitation, after the service I introduce him to my pastors, he prayed to him and do some deliverance,
I later lost contact with him, after some years, few weeks ago the guy found me through my facebook, he currently base in canada earning a good salary, he sent some gift to me through DHL when I opened it, it was brand new DELL laptop, watch and few pieces of $100 bill and other stuffs,


according to the Op u said the guy father is rich and had a hotel somewhere, do you think this thing is ordinary At times their are forces behind those incriminating lifestyles, they are not born a thief, there are some black forces behind it , we suppose to be kind to our fellow human being, nothing in this world will make me partake in jungle justice... Money can buy all those things back, but can money bring dead person back to the land of the living



Moral lesson despite anything allow love to reign supreme among us....

AuroraB:
Fatality

buharisbae:
when will Nigerians ever have sense in this life? he stole then he was given jungle just when our real thief's (politicians) are out there we are licking their ass Op I'm sorry buhh urr a one dumb ASS fella and u call ur self educated smh! where are we heading to in this country!

Mindfulness:


There are very good reasons why jungle justice should ALWAYS be condemned and even punished.
Nobody as in NOBODY should ever get punished without fair trial. It is called civilization.

chachanga:

And if he's a smart alec like ur professed self; he should do what, go out and play BATMAN on Nigeria's myriad issues, protagonists and detractors all at once?!
I feel ur frustrations with the average Nigerian mind but we've gone well past that point now. Even our political system is not configured to produce conscientious public servants, much less Saints?!
And nobody wants to die any useless death now?! Many former critics are now openly cavorting with what they previously crusaded against and there are cabals everywhere.
I guess that there's a "sense of Disconnect" with the "real Reality of the Nigerian Dream" in the parlance of Keanu Reeve's MATRIX TRILOGY existing in every right thinking Nigerian's mind. It's the quest for the filling out of that hollow points in the Nigerian psyche that everyman invents for himself a reality that rocks his boat, however demented that may turn out to be?!
Nigeria is a weird self-determining contraption that missed it's pivotal point of evolving objectively pursuant to critical survival.
When the country itself is tottering off the edge of one precipice to another since God knows when, how will the students therein not turn like that?! Or the bloody thief himself?!
I dunno o but I dare to ask you WHAT IS THE NIGERIAN DREAM?!

buharisbae:
when will Nigerians ever have sense in this life? he stole then he was given jungle just when our real thief's (politicians) are out there we are licking their ass Op I'm sorry buhh urr a one dumb ASS fella and u call ur self educated smh! where are we heading to in this country!

VaginaTerrorist:
JUNGLE JUSTICE IS A CRIMINAL ACT. BEWARNED.

NevetsIbot:
and I can see that you're one idiota of a lady. has anyone ever stolen what you've put three years work into? ion blame you, your moniker says it all. gay! I didnt even lay a finger on him. Fishbrain,fishwife! Get a life. I'm sure your brain was buried along with your placenta! Your types only have the guts to say rubbish on nairaland, do it real life. Maybe you were fvcked thru your nose! Double digit IQ dummy.

FreeBoss:
thieves are dangerous. pray he does not get u some day at odd hours. they can kill if they identify u as a threat to their life

victorazy:

Rubbers everywhere!

ThugBoy:
NO MERCY FOR CRIMINAL.... just BURN EM

myfantasies:
Chaii

If na me person tell dis one i go just commit suicide den run away