LordofNairaland:
I feel like slapping Kingcheezypuff—on the buttocks, of course.

.... you would hit me?

KingCheezyPuff:
.... you would hit me?

mimzy:


Do u really wana do this ? It's unhealthy

Smellymouth:
Saintsamuraii, I don't feel like slapping you..

I feel like doing this to you bro

SAINTSAMURAII:
ALAGA IBILE

Na street we dey

UrWorstNitemare:

[b]You see...there are different kindaf slaps....

buh in tis situation, 5 types come to mind....


1. FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP: When you receive this kind of slap, all you will do is just stand right
where you are and watch the person walk away with your mouth wide open.
2.FORMATTING SLAP: This is the slap that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing. You find yourself asking questions like,”What did I do?”

3.EXPLANATION SLAP: When someone gives you this kind of slap, you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person on your own accord e.g. Bros! Are you watching? I didn’t do anything o!

4.MILITARY/ BOKO HARAM SLAP: Once this slap lands on your face, you will start urinating on your cloth.

5.CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM SLAP : When you receive this slap (it proves effective when it’s given to you all of a sudden), you will be able to combine and speak all sort of languages at the same time like Spanish,Greek, Arabic, Hindu, etc.


FRIENDS YOU SEE,

I'LL JUST HOLD HateyU2 WIT MA RITEHAND AND TELL HER....

***CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY***[/b]

Smellymouth:




Na street we dey

SAINTSAMURAII:
you pained?

LordofNairaland:


When we are doing the dogggy***

It won't hurt. It is, in fact, very pleasurable.

•OK.but you bend over !!!

HateU2:
just don't do dat pls U ar my bestie's frnd

KingCheezyPuff:
•OK.but you bend over !!!

Countrygirl:
Saintsamura

LordofNairaland:


Let us leave out the details, my love. Remember, our subjects are watching.

•I see, yer shy OK

SAINTSAMURAII:
hehehe i just say, make i find mimzi trouble small

SAINTSAMURAII:
hehehe ok i shud modify right?

mimzy:


Of course it is still a very hearty congratulations

Nothing is lost, nothing at all trust me

Smellymouth:



It's growing stale bro..

HateU2:
Yes pls

SAINTSAMURAII:
but why

SAINTSAMURAII:
all right, i have done it.

Countrygirl:
I was just joking but do you know you are a fake prophet?

HateU2:
*hugs him* Thanks pastor

Countrygirl:
I was just joking but do you know you are a fake prophet?

HateU2:
bet uncle, what did I do

iamkingzlee:
chai What have i done to deserve a slap fron my boss.

HateU2:
Yes pls

KINGinVAHALA:








Hi sweetheart, would love to have a private chat with you. Don't dare ignore this or give me a sad face o, *wink*

tizblink:


Kikiki!
Bruv iffa no slap you abeg who I wan slap na.

You worth the slap