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Poll: Can you end a relationship without causing pain to the other party ?

Yes: 60% (9 votes)
No: 40% (6 votes)
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Best And Bad Ways To Call It Quits by posakosa(m): 1:15am On Sep 07, 2009

Provide a list of best and bad ways to call a relationship quits

Methods to end a relationship without causing pain to the other party. Is such possible ?

Re: Best And Bad Ways To Call It Quits by spoilt(f): 1:39am On Sep 07, 2009

The coldest would definitely be by fax! grin

Re: Best And Bad Ways To Call It Quits by Nobody: 1:44am On Sep 07, 2009

there's too much salt in dis beans!!! for crying out loud how many times do i need to remind u, in short dis isn't workin its over! grin

Re: Best And Bad Ways To Call It Quits by posakosa(m): 2:00am On Sep 07, 2009

spoilt:

The coldest would definitely be by fax!

Brutal!

Re: Best And Bad Ways To Call It Quits by posakosa(m): 2:09am On Sep 07, 2009

Text: "Do not call my phone again you psycho btich undecided

Voicemail: Theres a reason why I am calling you at 2am, I know that you will be fast asleep. Its over between me and you. I am changing my phone number embarassed

Phone: Hello is this Yinka's momsi: pls tell your daughter that it is over between me and her. She is now fired and expired.

Phone: girlfriend calls: <rings no answer>
second time <rings no answer>

^{New girlfriend}: You stupid btich, leave my man alone and stop calling my man's phone. lipsrsealed

Re: Best And Bad Ways To Call It Quits by iice(f): 4:36am On Sep 07, 2009

Rofl

Re: Best And Bad Ways To Call It Quits by chukudibab(m): 6:12am On Sep 07, 2009

by acting like Chris brown n Riri, u no wat i mean grin

Re: Best And Bad Ways To Call It Quits by TheSeeker(m): 7:42am On Sep 07, 2009

The easiest. Just tell her this:

Honey, I slept with your friend and if you ask her, she won't admit it. And she's sweeter than you are, I'm sorry but this is true.

Or try a defensive measure so as not to receive a slap:

I have just confirmed I have HIV. She'll run.

Re: Best And Bad Ways To Call It Quits by whitelexi(m): 8:17am On Sep 07, 2009

TheSeeker:

The easiest. Just tell her this:

Honey, I slept with your friend and if you ask her, she won't admit it. And she's sweeter than you are, I'm sorry but this is true.

Or try a defensive measure so as not to receive a slap:

I have just confirmed I have HIV. She'll run.

Thats the shizzle cheesy

Re: Best And Bad Ways To Call It Quits by posakosa(m): 11:23am On Sep 07, 2009

Da_archer:

there's too much salt in dis beans!!! for crying out loud how many times do i need to remind u, in short dis isn't workin its over!

and what do you do if you have a girlfriend that doesn't cook for you.

Re: Best And Bad Ways To Call It Quits by posakosa(m): 11:26am On Sep 07, 2009

TheSeeker:

The easiest. Just tell her this:

Honey, I slept with your friend and if you ask her, she won't admit it. And she's sweeter than you are, I'm sorry but this is true.

Or try a defensive measure so as not to receive a slap:

I have just confirmed I have HIV. She'll run.

Unfortunately, in this day and age, you might meet some women who will tell you: we can still work something out, Honey, I love you regardless of your HIV status,

the Sleeping with the friend fight: the girl will probably fight the girl for you to prove her love and then say "Honey, lets work this out" undecided

What shall be done in those instances ?

Re: Best And Bad Ways To Call It Quits by biola44: 1:06pm On Sep 07, 2009

This just isn't for me. Nothing personal, I want to be able to tell people I'm single.

Re: Best And Bad Ways To Call It Quits by dayo1401: 2:33pm On Sep 07, 2009

lol lol lol lol, i can just help but laugh,

am enjoying this, grin

Re: Best And Bad Ways To Call It Quits by sesman(m): 2:38pm On Sep 07, 2009

am sleeping with your dad, and ots because i am gay grin

Re: Best And Bad Ways To Call It Quits by posakosa(m): 2:39pm On Sep 07, 2009

sesman:

am sleeping with your dad, and ots because i am gay

of course you don't expect her to believe this.

Re: Best And Bad Ways To Call It Quits by posakosa(m): 2:41pm On Sep 07, 2009

biola44:

This just isn't for me. Nothing personal, I want to be able to tell people I'm single.

Do you really think it is as easy as this ?

Re: Best And Bad Ways To Call It Quits by biola44: 2:49pm On Sep 07, 2009

it is not always as hard as it looks tongue

making it look real is d hard part undecided

Re: Best And Bad Ways To Call It Quits by posakosa(m): 2:51pm On Sep 07, 2009

biola44:

it is not always as hard as it looks
making it look real is d hard part

hahahahahaha! cheesy

Re: Best And Bad Ways To Call It Quits by kabola2009(m): 3:43pm On Sep 07, 2009

Text: "Do not call my phone again you psycho btich Undecided

Voicemail: Theres a reason why I am calling you at 2am, I know that you will be fast asleep. Its over between me and you. I am changing my phone number Embarrassed

Phone: Hello is this Yinka's momsi: pls tell your daughter that it is over between me and her. She is now fired and expired.

You will kill her lol
cruel!

Re: Best And Bad Ways To Call It Quits by pinkstar(f): 3:46pm On Sep 07, 2009

in my own view,i dnt think there is any best or bad way of quitting.when,the whole story seems uninteresting call quit i.e when a member of the party is acting or been unfaithful.while,make sure that no one is hurt cos,relationship is not abt the romantic aspect,but,i may meet this face 2morrow was i nice 2 such person.

Re: Best And Bad Ways To Call It Quits by TheSeeker(m): 8:30pm On Sep 07, 2009

posakosa:

Unfortunately, in this day and age, you might meet some women who will tell you: we can still work something out, Honey, I love you regardless of your HIV status,

the Sleeping with the friend fight: the girl will probably fight the girl for you to prove her love and then say "Honey, lets work this out"

What shall be done in those instances ?

Any woman will feel hesitant at the mention of HIV, if she isn't, I'll suspect her immediately

Re: Best And Bad Ways To Call It Quits by TOPE20001(f): 8:43pm On Sep 07, 2009

posakosa:

Text: "Do not call my phone again you psycho btich

Voicemail: Theres a reason why I am calling you at 2am, I know that you will be fast asleep. Its over between me and you. I am changing my phone number

Phone: Hello is this Yinka's momsi: pls tell your daughter that it is over between me and her. She is now fired and expired.

Phone: girlfriend calls: <rings no answer>
second time <rings no answer>

^{New girlfriend}: You stupid btich, leave my man alone and stop calling my man's phone.

Lmao

Re: Best And Bad Ways To Call It Quits by follypimpi(m): 8:44pm On Sep 07, 2009

Via a txt : My sweetheart scroll down

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IT'S OVER AND HAVE A GOOD LIFE WITHOUT ME

Re: Best And Bad Ways To Call It Quits by unitee(f): 8:47pm On Sep 07, 2009

TheSeeker:

The easiest. Just tell her this:

Honey, I slept with your friend and if you ask her, she won't admit it. And she's sweeter than you are, I'm sorry but this is true.

Or try a defensive measure so as not to receive a slap:

I have just confirmed I have HIV. She'll run.

is that what you told her ?? am just wondering about something

Re: Best And Bad Ways To Call It Quits by TOPE20001(f): 8:47pm On Sep 07, 2009

Meanie

Why cant u just sit him or her down n tell them it isnt working but it isnt u hon, its me. works all the time grin

Re: Best And Bad Ways To Call It Quits by Nobody: 8:56pm On Sep 07, 2009

posakosa:

Text: "Do not call my phone again you psycho btich

Voicemail: Theres a reason why I am calling you at 2am, I know that you will be fast asleep. Its over between me and you. I am changing my phone number

Phone: Hello is this Yinka's momsi: pls tell your daughter that it is over between me and her. She is now fired and expired.

Phone: girlfriend calls: <rings no answer>
second time <rings no answer>

^{New girlfriend}: You stupid btich, leave my man alone and stop calling my man's phone.

rotflmao. . . .

spoilt:

The coldest would definitely be by fax!

LMAO. That [i]is [/i]cold!!!

Re: Best And Bad Ways To Call It Quits by follypimpi(m): 9:01pm On Sep 07, 2009

Phone : Girlfriend calls his Man:Rings no Answer
Girlfriend tries to Leave a msg on voicemail
Voicemail : Sandra,I am sorry but it's over dont bother leaving a msg as i wont be using this line anymore.

Re: Best And Bad Ways To Call It Quits by Nobody: 9:03pm On Sep 07, 2009

follypimpi:

[font=Lucida Sans Unicode]Phone : Girlfriend calls his Man:Rings no Answer
Girlfriend tries to Leave a msg on voicemail
Voicemail : Sandra,I am sorry but it's over dont bother leaving a msg as i wont be using this line anymore.[/font]

rotflmao. Where do you ppl think this up?
Evil children

Re: Best And Bad Ways To Call It Quits by C2H5OH(f): 9:06pm On Sep 07, 2009

What happened to breaking up maturely and respectfully?

If you insist that you must take the horible way out, leave a message on her facebook wall or leave a note on her car saying she's simply not good enough for you and you have found someone else.

Re: Best And Bad Ways To Call It Quits by follypimpi(m): 9:10pm On Sep 07, 2009

Girlfriend types www.facebook.com
Log on put email and pwd
Got to the front page and sees msg from boyfieFELICIA,DIDNT KNOW OF WHICH OTHER WAY TO DO THIS,TRUST IS DIFFICULT SAYING THIS RIGHT NOW,BUT AM VERY SORRY IT'S OVER,WE MET THRU FCBK AND THRU FCBK SHALL WE BREAK UP.

Re: Best And Bad Ways To Call It Quits by posakosa(m): 9:47pm On Sep 07, 2009

C2H5OH:

What happened to breaking up maturely and respectfully?

If you insist that you must take the horible way out, leave a message on her facebook wall or leave a note on her car saying she's simply not good enough for you and you have found someone else.

I agree that break up should be mature and respectful. Unfortunately, this is always not the case.

Re: Best And Bad Ways To Call It Quits by chic2pimp(m): 10:37pm On Sep 07, 2009

posakosa:

Provide a list of best and bad ways to call a relationship quits

Methods to end a relationship without causing pain to the other party. Is such possible ?

My method might not be the best,but it is definitely the most efficient. THREATEN YA PARTNER wink

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