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Why Didn't You Attend Church Today? by Nobody: 9:46am On Jul 03, 2016
Its almost ten in the morning and a lot of viewers are still online, that means they did not attend church, so hey you!! why didn't you go to church today?
Re: Why Didn't You Attend Church Today? by Nobody: 9:46am On Jul 03, 2016
As for me i went to morning mass, so im back.
Re: Why Didn't You Attend Church Today? by Barackmeringo: 9:53am On Jul 03, 2016
because I didn't attend
Re: Why Didn't You Attend Church Today? by Nobody: 9:54am On Jul 03, 2016
Barackmeringo:
because I didn't attend
why didn't u attend?
Re: Why Didn't You Attend Church Today? by Barackmeringo: 9:58am On Jul 03, 2016
SAINTSAMURAII:
why didn't u attend?

because I didn't attend nooni grin

I actually woke up late
Re: Why Didn't You Attend Church Today? by Chrisrare: 9:59am On Jul 03, 2016
How is dis romantic??
Re: Why Didn't You Attend Church Today? by Nobody: 10:01am On Jul 03, 2016
Chrisrare:
How is dis romantic??
going to church is romantic.
Re: Why Didn't You Attend Church Today? by Chrisrare: 10:03am On Jul 03, 2016
SAINTSAMURAII:
going to church is romantic.
Hmmm.. Anyway i didnt go to church today cos i asked my pastor one question and he could not answer it. I'm still searching for a new church.
Re: Why Didn't You Attend Church Today? by Pamelayoung: 10:09am On Jul 03, 2016
I'm actually preparing for an exam tho I will attend fellowship later 2day.
Re: Why Didn't You Attend Church Today? by Nobody: 10:09am On Jul 03, 2016
Chrisrare:
Hmmm.. Anyway i didnt go to church today cos i asked my pastor one question and he could not answer it. I'm still searching for a new church.
LMAO!! what was the question?
Re: Why Didn't You Attend Church Today? by Nobody: 10:09am On Jul 03, 2016
Erm I slept really late-was up watching tyrant.

I feel bad about missing service tho sad
Re: Why Didn't You Attend Church Today? by Nobody: 10:10am On Jul 03, 2016
evegran:
Erm I slept really late-was up watching tyrant.

I feel bad about missing service tho sad
hmmm
Re: Why Didn't You Attend Church Today? by Nobody: 10:12am On Jul 03, 2016
SAINTSAMURAII:
hmmm

Haaa!
Re: Why Didn't You Attend Church Today? by Nobody: 10:14am On Jul 03, 2016
Pamelayoung:
I'm actually preparing for an exam tho I will attend fellowship later 2day.
nice one, i wish you exam success.
Re: Why Didn't You Attend Church Today? by Nobody: 10:14am On Jul 03, 2016
evegran:

Haaa!
you were watching 50 shades of grey
Re: Why Didn't You Attend Church Today? by Pamelayoung: 10:18am On Jul 03, 2016
SAINTSAMURAII:
nice one, i wish you exam success.

Tnx
Re: Why Didn't You Attend Church Today? by Nobody: 10:21am On Jul 03, 2016
SAINTSAMURAII:
you were watching 50 shades of grey

I beg your pardon I don't watch porn on a day before Sunday. 0_o
You ought to be ashamed for accusing a fellow human falsely on a Sunday.

Have you no fear of the almighty s wrath?
Re: Why Didn't You Attend Church Today? by bitchcrafts: 10:22am On Jul 03, 2016
There are like 8-10 churches surrounding my house (I haven't counted really), And I listened to every single one of them. I doubt if anybody go church pass me today in the whole of NL without me having to step out grin

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Re: Why Didn't You Attend Church Today? by Nobody: 10:22am On Jul 03, 2016
evegran:


I beg your pardon I don't watch porn on a day before Sunday. 0_o
You ought to be ashamed for accusing a fellow human falsely on a Sunday.

Have you no fear of the almighty s wrath?
haaa!! dnt lie, ur friend told me.
Re: Why Didn't You Attend Church Today? by LordOfNaira: 10:34am On Jul 03, 2016
SAINTSAMURAII:
Its almost ten in the morning and a lot of viewers are still online, that means they did not attend church, so hey you!! why didn't you go to church today?

Not all Nairalanders are Christians.

Like me, for instance, I am not a Christian. I am a traditional worshipper.
Re: Why Didn't You Attend Church Today? by Nobody: 11:34am On Jul 03, 2016
Had too much drink last night tongue tongue
Re: Why Didn't You Attend Church Today? by SWITANN(f): 11:39am On Jul 03, 2016
SAINTSAMURAII:
As for me i went to morning mass, so im back.











u a catholic?
Re: Why Didn't You Attend Church Today? by Nobody: 11:55am On Jul 03, 2016
SWITANN:











u a catholic?
yeah babe.
Re: Why Didn't You Attend Church Today? by Nobody: 11:57am On Jul 03, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
Had too much drink last night tongue tongue
lol oga, your reward is in heaven.
Re: Why Didn't You Attend Church Today? by Nobody: 11:57am On Jul 03, 2016
LordofNairaland:


Not all Nairalanders are Christians.

Like me, for instance, I am not a Christian. I am a traditional worshipper.
what!!! dats a joke right?
Re: Why Didn't You Attend Church Today? by LordOfNaira: 12:01pm On Jul 03, 2016
SAINTSAMURAII:
what!!! dats a joke right?

I am an Osun worshipper. I come to Nigeria every August to worship the good mother. You Nigerians have thrown away your gods and embraced a foreign god.
Re: Why Didn't You Attend Church Today? by Nobody: 12:03pm On Jul 03, 2016
SAINTSAMURAII:
lol oga, your reward is in heaven.
lol. Na joke I dey o.

Was in church actually
Re: Why Didn't You Attend Church Today? by Nobody: 12:09pm On Jul 03, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
lol. Na joke I dey o.
Was in church actually
hehe are u catholic?
Re: Why Didn't You Attend Church Today? by Nobody: 12:16pm On Jul 03, 2016
SAINTSAMURAII:
hehe are u catholic?
I'm a believer of God grin cheesy

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Re: Why Didn't You Attend Church Today? by val4sure(m): 12:26pm On Jul 03, 2016
I woke up around 10 feeling tired and went back to bed for another round..
Re: Why Didn't You Attend Church Today? by tens4real(m): 12:32pm On Jul 03, 2016
evegran:


I beg your pardon I don't watch porn on a day before Sunday. 0_o
You ought to be ashamed for accusing a fellow human falsely on a Sunday.

Have you no fear of the almighty s wrath?
how did u knw d movie was a porn
Re: Why Didn't You Attend Church Today? by peter(m): 12:33pm On Jul 03, 2016
SAINTSAMURAII:
lol oga, your reward is in heaven.

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