The smart ones like me

kk.

Seriously?

O

teejaypee:
7.The one that always has “money issues”.


He’s not broke, he’s just upcoming.

Love me as I am. Lol!

Ronaldo taking his country to euro 2016 finals
the same day Lionel
Messi took his father to jail

Ahmed, Saraki absent at Ilorin Eid Prayers- The Nations
Governor Abdulfatah Ahmed of Kwara state and Senate president, Dr Bukola Saraki as well as top government functionaries were conspicuously absent at the Eid-el-Fitri prayers on Wednesday in Ilorin.
The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) reports that both the governor and Saraki were usually present at the Eid praying ground during Salah celebrations.
No reason was given for their absence although a top Government House source told NAN that the governor prayed at a private mosque in the state capital.
NAN also reports that the duo usually paid the traditional homage to the Emir, Alhaji Sulu Gambari, immediately after the Eid prayers.
They were, however, absent for the traditional homage and the accompanying Durbar which often followed the Eid prayers.
NAN further reports that Ahmed had last year stayed away from the Eid praying ground while those who attended with the senate president were pelted with stones and sachet water by angry workers whose salaries were not paid.
NAN also reports that there was a fracas at the palace of the emir who was hosting this year’s traditional “ night of prayers’’ on Sunday.
A palace source confided in NAN that mid-way into the programme, a cleric rose to defend government’s inability to pay workers’ salaries and this drew the anger of the people.
The source told NAN that the crowd went berserk, disconnecting the electricity supply to the venue and freely throwing chairs at dignitaries at the event.
The Secretary of Sheikh Alimi Foundation, Abdulazeez Arowona, in a statement confirmed there was fracas at the palace during the programme.

10, 9, 6, 2

11 though... [color=#990000][/color]

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I nominate this thread as the most hilarious for the year,fantistically articulated..

HoneyB10:
Make I book space first
Incase

Hiya honey... We notice d space n we wanna fill it up for u wit a bumper offer...



ThE REAL DEAL is PRINCEAKINS

You knw wah it tks to b a PRINCE

ebubey:
I think am dating no.10

those ones are not to be trusted. Players of life.

Upgrade to no.11 sharply.

Vendoor:

You hv a gud dental formation ur dp gat me spinnin in one spot

What d top secret dear to ur beauty

Ioannes:
those ones are not to be trusted. Players of life. Upgrade to no.11 sharply.

They don't exist na

.

teejaypee:
11.The regular nice guy – He’s single, kind, funny and responsible, hardworking and really likes you.


He also doesn’t exist. Wake up.

CC: Lalasticlala

But I Exist!!

ebubey:
They don't exist na

I doubt if they actually don't exist cos this is me

The insecure, he thinks u r cheating on him all d time

de silver fox.. lolzx

ebubey:
I think am dating no.10

"a boo bae" are you sure?

olendave:
I doubt if they actually don't exist cos this is me

Lol tell me something

hmm am 11 tho

leofab:
"a boo bae" are you sure?

Lols... M very sure o

ebubey:
I think am dating no.10

Excuse me, is that your picture on your profile??

What of the Juju lover or the Bone agin

Holy rollers nko ?

Stop lying to them ladies;I exist! .

teejaypee:
11.The regular nice guy – He’s single, kind, funny and responsible, hardworking and really likes you.


He also doesn’t exist. Wake up.

CC: Lalasticlala

and who said no11 does not exist.. i can boldly testify to that..that they exist and my fiancee is one of them

Number 11 does exist, believe me