MrImole:
I once created this topic months ago.

Read this to laugh more.

https://www.nairaland.com/2618522/whats-funniest-thing-most-stupid#38286241



I have experienced so many things...


1. I once picked a serious race from bar to home with my shoes in my hand after begging an elderly man to be watching my drink for me.

2. I once knocked my neighbor's door while coming from bar, I gave him my key to come and help me open my door, he was just looking at me.

3. I went to a party with my friends and we were looking for one of our friends, we were so wasted that we didn't realize that he was there with us, looking for him, he was even shouting his own name as he was looking for himself.

herbie27:
I jst hate the taste of anything that has alcohol, bt wen i do, it's for a reason i won't tell....

kay29000:
I won't lie, I have had many many embarrassing drunk moments. Experiences I ain't really proud of. One time I...Okay, I can't share that one. Let me share another less embarrassing story. So, me and my friends had a party in our neighborhood, and I had a little too much to drink. So I saw this fine girl at the party and started toasting her. After talking to her for about an hour I asked her where she lived and when she told me, I told her I know one girl that likes cat-walking in the house, and even demonstrated for her how the girl catwalks. She started laughing hard. I thought she was laughing at my demonstration till she told me...'that's me.'

Marvel1206:
I've not tasted any alcoholic drink my whole life..

Just here to feed my eyes...
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Don't forget to vote KinginVahala as Mr Nairaland 2016

herbie27:
I don't use alcohol for that purpose.

Wrong guess.

kay29000:
I won't lie, I have had many many embarrassing drunk moments. Experiences I ain't really proud of. One time I...Okay, I can't share that one. Let me share another less embarrassing story. So, me and my friends had a party in our neighborhood, and I had a little too much to drink. So I saw this fine girl at the party and started toasting her. After talking to her for about an hour I asked her where she lived and when she told me, I told her I know one girl that likes cat-walking in the house, and even demonstrated for her how the girl catwalks. She started laughing hard. I thought she was laughing at my demonstration till she told me...'that's me.'

ehiage27:
Don't start oo. Cos my own plenty... up to d extent I open car jst to sleep for floor in front of pekas at opebi... God av mercy.. Dts jst one of dem... But men I keep in drinking oo. Na high dey cure high
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zed7:
I salute all those who commented. Congratulations. Many can't tell these tales today because of alcohol. They're six feet below.

kay29000:


for sex

Mypeople2:
You took it because of your menstrual pain.

Franky826:


lol badt gehl

herbie27:
When ever i need to do the extra ordinary, i jst go to my guy's refrigerator

herbie27:
Try that with ur babe once, you will thank me later.

photoshoot:


Very true,

My ex once told me to get her three cans of Heineken so that she could in her words, "perform wonders", truly she did.

herbie27:
Try that with ur babe once, you will thank me later.

photoshoot:


Very true,

My ex once told me to get her three cans of Heineken so that she could in her words, "perform wonders", truly she did.

Franky826:


I cover my bae with the blood of Fulani cow.

Bae anywhere you are don't be like Herbie27. Na bad pikin be dis and she wan teach us badt badt things

virginboy1:
I nearly commit suicide because of alcohol chaiiii.

1st incident was when me and my guys went for a party, on our table of 5, I wanted to form the mancho man in terms of alcohol consumption. So I drank more bottles than any other guy on the table.
The others were astonished that after consuming so much quantity of alcohol I was behaving and talking normal ,so they started hailing me,not knowing that I was trying my best to contain the highness.

Fast forward.

We entered car,I started sleeping,then the effect of the alcohol has already entered my brain.As we pass in front of a barrack,some soldiers stopped our car for inspection.

I got infuriated "alcohol influenced" and started yelling on the soldiers.

Then one of the soldiers was like "Are you stupid, do you know who you are talking to?"

I jumped out of the vehicle and SLAPPED the soldier.

After that moment, what I noticed was total darkness, as I opened my eyes some hours later, I found out I have been admitted in a hospital with plaster in some part of my body

"So no be small beating I chop be that".



Second incident happened at a swimming pool.

I was sipping "Magic Moment" while I watched people swim.

As I kept on sipping and sipping I never know the Magic moment have inhibit and suppressed my nervous system.

I started seeing myself as an expert in swimming (not knowing it was my brain playing tricks on me)

Before I know, me by myself with my clothes and shoes on, jumped into the deepest part of the swimming pool.

Mehn "come see as me and the water dey drag" the alcohol disappeared sharply, I started battling with life until some lifeguards saved me gave me raw garlic to chew.

But I chop slaps sha.

L m a o, u guys r wonderfully
lolzzz.

Kizzkizz:
Peed in my newly prepared pot of stew while in school. It was crazy, just one smirnoff ice ooo. I think those stupd boiz spiked it though.

chnovpaul:
Hi Nairalanders,

I’d like to talk about the issue of alcohol. People say all sorts about whether alcohol is good or bad. Well, that’s not what I’m about right now. But what I know is that too much of anything is not good.

There’s one of my friends (not me, before your mind starts going haywire) I hung out with today, who told me the saddest story of his life. His relationship of three years just hit the rocks a couple of days back, all because of just one time binge drinking. He had left work that day, and went to a bar. The idea was to just take one or two bottles then go home.

He ended up taking a little too much. One way or another, he found his way home, to his girlfriend. Unfortunately for him, the alcohol had made him lose all his inhibitions, and opened the floodgates of his secrets. He just started talking . . . all his secret escapades with some other (you know who). He didn’t even realize until the following day when his eyes cleared, and his GF had packed her things and gone.

It now dawned on him that what he thought had kept in secret had just been exposed. Now he wants me to help him talk to the lady. Hmmmmmmm…the evil wey alcohol go do.

I would just like to find out what was the worst thing you’ve ever done under the influence of alcohol. Be sincere.

eiBADAn:


Guy I don laugh tire o. The Legend guzzler Na legendary experienced guzzler. He already knew how you people would end up and probably avoided embarrassment.