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Re: Why Do Girls Fake Orgasms??? by Nobody: 1:28pm On Jul 10, 2016
Debbywills:


Yes really!! And the screams, squirt, Moans, all joined... We'll be boosting their Ego then we die in silence grin..
This is partial,This days, hardly do you see a good sexual partner
Lmao
Re: Why Do Girls Fake Orgasms??? by joe4christ(m): 1:28pm On Jul 10, 2016
Mafizo:
its just their nature
....women take a long time to climax than men who take less than ten minutes...so just one round wont get her todo so
.the simplest way to get her to climax is by giving her head(lick and fingerring).its works like mad
.Take a look at porn clips and u will generally see the ladies fake screams just for the guy to pour....so guys dont be sad if ur lady hardly reach orgsansm with u...female anatomy is different from make anotomy when it comes to sex it just takes time to know how to get them to climax
..

MY FIRST COMMENT ON NAIRALAND

See, let me tell you guys something, forget about my moniker, the secret to making a woman have orgasm is basically understanding your partner's body language, her response to every thrust u make gives you a feedback, and when u change position, direction or style, her response within 3-5min of thrusting will tell u if you're getting it right or not, there's no faking it here, a woman only fakes it when she get bored and tired of your insensitivity and selfishness during the act.
The secret to making a woman achieve orgasm is knowing when to bang her really hard and when to slow it down, and you only get to know this when you're sensitive to her body language.

My $0.2

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Re: Why Do Girls Fake Orgasms??? by Nobody: 1:34pm On Jul 10, 2016
Debbywills:


Nigga's be boasting of their sexual prowess since 16AD.
Common orgasm you can't make a girl reach undecided...

Fine, she likes you, she wanna make it look like you the boss, she wanna boast your Ego so you won't feel embarrassed, now you're complaining.
95% of girls don't climax for real, they fake it angry
True! But I think 95% is on the high side!
You girls need to learn to open up about what pleases you!
Before I used to assume, the day my ex opened up eh, I almost cried in shame, after 2years she was like its that day that she came for the first time, 2years! 2 whole years
I felt bad that day eh, @guys its not a bad thing, that's why communication is needed! For you to ask her alone is a clear sign tat you didn't please her!
We all learn everyday!

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Re: Why Do Girls Fake Orgasms??? by Nobody: 1:36pm On Jul 10, 2016
jujunaty:
what makes u think im a Christain?
Oh!!
my bad!

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Re: Why Do Girls Fake Orgasms??? by Xtracoool(m): 2:58pm On Jul 10, 2016
2BB4CB3E:


Emmm actually dey do! My girlfriend climax 4 times, yes oooo! 4times and usually getting the first one eh is the hardest, Is like pounding yam and aiming for a tiny seed! You have to do many things at once to achieve the first one! I always tell people is not by pounding alone you have to work with other things too (boobs, neck, lips, ear. grabbing her ass tight), pounding tight as if you dancing with force
Or better still go and look at how yam is pounded


How did you know? She told you bah. Unlike guys that you see proof, a girl can fake any of the signs that shows she is coming. I hope you haven't been working so hard for nothing tongue

I know girls come too. But how do you know for sure you have done a good job? embarassed

What do I look out for when watching 'yam pounding' grin grin
Re: Why Do Girls Fake Orgasms??? by Xtracoool(m): 3:05pm On Jul 10, 2016
joe4christ:


See, let me tell you guys something, forget about my moniker, the secret to making a woman have orgasm is basically understanding your partner's body language, her response to every thrust u make gives you a feedback, and when u change position, direction or style, her response within 3-5min of thrusting will tell u if you're getting it right or not, there's no faking it here, a woman only fakes it when she get bored and tired of your insensitivity and selfishness during the act.
The secret to making a woman achieve orgasm is knowing when to bang her really hard and when to slow it down, and you only get to know this when you're sensitive to her body language.

My $0.2

Baba joe4christ wetin carry you enter this thread on a Sunday? You even add disclaimer join shocked
Re: Why Do Girls Fake Orgasms??? by geni340(f): 3:07pm On Jul 10, 2016
just to make guys think they touched & sucked d ryt places...y else? when actually d only fin on d poor lady's mind is ' just puff,grunt, and get off me!' angry
Re: Why Do Girls Fake Orgasms??? by Xtracoool(m): 3:11pm On Jul 10, 2016
PunkyV:


I can't speak for all, it happens (climax), but sometimes you're just not in the mood, so you fake it.

Have you climaxed before? Say the truth. If you know how blissful the moment of orgasm is for guys, You will understand why they chase women the way they do.
Re: Why Do Girls Fake Orgasms??? by fuckYouSeun(m): 3:12pm On Jul 10, 2016
PunkyV:
Not in the mood & trying to get it over with by pretending she's done, so you can be done too.



I know I've secretly rolled my eyes in annoyance while screaming, "Yeah, baby!" grin LMAO

Inside I'm like, "Go, go, go! Anytime now.." tongue
you don't need to fake anything with me, I'm capable... pm me and have your breakthrough
Re: Why Do Girls Fake Orgasms??? by Xtracoool(m): 3:12pm On Jul 10, 2016
geni340:
just to make guys think they touched & sucked d ryt places...y else? when actually d only fin on d poor lady's mind is ' just puff,grunt, and get off me!' angry

You people are wicked
Re: Why Do Girls Fake Orgasms??? by PunkyV(f): 3:14pm On Jul 10, 2016
Xtracoool:


Have you climaxed before? Say the truth. If you know how blissful the moment of orgasm is for guys, You will understand why they chase women the way they do.

LOL, so you get different types of orgasm with each girl?
Re: Why Do Girls Fake Orgasms??? by Nobody: 3:17pm On Jul 10, 2016
Xtracoool:



How did you know? She told you bah. Unlike guys that you see proof, a girl can fake any of the signs that shows she is coming. I hope you haven't been working so hard for nothing tongue

I know girls come too. But how do you know for sure you have done a good job? embarassed

What do I look out for when watching 'yam pounding' grin grin

we are open with eachother! when she isnt enjoying it she says it and we try somtin else
trust me bro, when a woman is satisfied she will be so happy with you (that cant be faked) she will lay naked and hold on to you for minutes, kissing ur back self

when you pound yam, you dont just hit and hit the yam, you roll the stick, use spoon to clean the edges, go fast go slow
just go and look at som1 pounding yam

Re: Why Do Girls Fake Orgasms??? by PunkyV(f): 3:17pm On Jul 10, 2016
fuckYouSeun:
you don't need to fake anything with me, I'm capable... pm me and have your breakthrough

PM you & then what? You give brain orgasms too? grin

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Re: Why Do Girls Fake Orgasms??? by Nobody: 3:18pm On Jul 10, 2016
geni340:
just to make guys think they touched & sucked d ryt places...y else? when actually d only fin on d poor lady's mind is ' just puff,grunt, and get off me!' angry
hence my point if she doesnt ride you *lips sealed*
Re: Why Do Girls Fake Orgasms??? by dairykidd(m): 3:23pm On Jul 10, 2016
Debbywills:


Yes really!! And the screams, squirt, Moans, all joined... We'll be boosting their Ego then we die in silence grin..
This is partial,This days, hardly do you see a good sexual partner

Wtf! U fake squirting too? But i think d body never lies n when she has climaxed some of us really do knw & its not just by screaming halelujah or screaming in chinese ..the body never lies.
Re: Why Do Girls Fake Orgasms??? by fuckYouSeun(m): 3:24pm On Jul 10, 2016
PunkyV:


PM you & then what? You give brain orgasms too? grin
you'll be amazed Darling... you'll confess that Jesus is Lord, I'll give it to you how you like it
Re: Why Do Girls Fake Orgasms??? by Candyrain(m): 3:26pm On Jul 10, 2016
PunkyV:


PM you & then what? You give brain orgasms too? grin

What is brain orgasm? grin
Re: Why Do Girls Fake Orgasms??? by jaywise(m): 3:29pm On Jul 10, 2016
curvysola:


just left church!
its out of pity we do it! most of you are really terrible in bed

I thought as much.

Sometimes you(ladies) need to tell us the truth, its better that way than faking it.
Most times the fault is not entirely ours, some ladies wldn't contribute anything.
Re: Why Do Girls Fake Orgasms??? by PunkyV(f): 3:29pm On Jul 10, 2016
fuckYouSeun:
you'll be amazed Darling... you'll confess that Jesus is Lord, I'll give it to you how you like it

Only a confession? I was expecting more. We've not knocked boots yet but I'm already feeling let down. I'll pass tongue
Re: Why Do Girls Fake Orgasms??? by Xtracoool(m): 3:30pm On Jul 10, 2016
2BB4CB3E:


we are open with eachother! when she isnt enjoying it she says it and we try somtin else
trust me bro, when a woman is satisfied she will be so happy with you (that cant be faked) she will lay naked and hold on to you for minutes, kissing ur back self

when you pound yam, you dont just hit and hit the yam, you roll the stick, use spoon to clean the edges, go fast go slow
just go and look at som1 pounding yam
I like this your pounded yam analogy. Bad guy. I think sex is better when the woman is satisfied too.
Re: Why Do Girls Fake Orgasms??? by PunkyV(f): 3:32pm On Jul 10, 2016
Candyrain:


What is brain orgasm? grin

The results of telepathic sex lol. IDK
Re: Why Do Girls Fake Orgasms??? by fuckYouSeun(m): 3:36pm On Jul 10, 2016
PunkyV:


Only a confession? I was expecting more. We've not knocked boots yet but I'm already feeling let down. I'll pass tongue
not my fault honey... you probably have an ocean down there
Re: Why Do Girls Fake Orgasms??? by PunkyV(f): 3:40pm On Jul 10, 2016
fuckYouSeun:
not my fault honey... you probably have an ocean down there

Ha! Sour grapes?
Re: Why Do Girls Fake Orgasms??? by fuckYouSeun(m): 3:42pm On Jul 10, 2016
PunkyV:


Ha! Sour grapes?
I'm no longer interested, you are a little spoilt brat... I like my ladies in an angelic version... you won't give me a hard on with such approach... forget I asked, it can never happen
Re: Why Do Girls Fake Orgasms??? by Xtracoool(m): 3:44pm On Jul 10, 2016
PunkyV:


LOL, so you get different types of orgasm with each girl?

That's not what I meant. Most men always want more sex, most women don't. How do you explain that.

You haven't answered my question oo
Re: Why Do Girls Fake Orgasms??? by curvysola(f): 3:46pm On Jul 10, 2016
2BB4CB3E:


Emmm actually dey do! My girlfriend climax 4 times, yes oooo! 4times and usually getting the first one eh is the hardest, Is like pounding yam and aiming for a tiny seed! You have to do many things at once to achieve the first one! I always tell people is not by pounding alone you have to work with other things too (boobs, neck, lips, ear. grabbing her ass tight), pounding tight as if you dancing with force
Or better still go and look at how yam is pounded

wow david i am impressed kiss
Re: Why Do Girls Fake Orgasms??? by PunkyV(f): 3:48pm On Jul 10, 2016
fuckYouSeun:
I'm no longer interested, you are a little spoilt brat... I like my ladies in an angelic version... you won't give me a hard on with such approach... forget I asked, it can never happen

Good for you, Charlie grin
Re: Why Do Girls Fake Orgasms??? by Nobody: 3:49pm On Jul 10, 2016
Xtracoool:


That's not what I meant. Most men always want more sex, most women don't. How do you explain that.

You haven't answered my question oo

very wrong women love sex alot, dont be fooled but if she doesnt get satisfied by you often! she will always reject it
my girlfriend triggers sex 85% of the time! if you enjoy doing somtin you will always want it
i hate to say this and am honestly not trying to show off! but before God and man, i cant count the number of times i have rejected sex!
Re: Why Do Girls Fake Orgasms??? by curvysola(f): 3:54pm On Jul 10, 2016
2BB4CB3E:


very wrong women love sex alot, dont be fooled but if she doesnt get satisfied by you often! she will always reject it
my girlfriend triggers sex 85% of the time! if you enjoy doing somtin you will always want it
i hate to say this and am honestly not trying to show off! but before God and man, i cant count the number of times i have rejected sex!

very true, i wont lie! but when he realises that he is good! he starts messing up
Re: Why Do Girls Fake Orgasms??? by Xtracoool(m): 4:06pm On Jul 10, 2016
2BB4CB3E:


very wrong women love sex alot, dont be fooled but if she doesnt get satisfied by you often! she will always reject it
my girlfriend triggers sex 85% of the time! if you enjoy doing somtin you will always want it
i hate to say this and am honestly not trying to show off! but before God and man, i cant count the number of times i have rejected sex!

Women love sex the way men love sex?
Re: Why Do Girls Fake Orgasms??? by Nobody: 4:17pm On Jul 10, 2016
Xtracoool:


Women love sex the way men love sex?

yes but the reason they reject it is because most guys are really terrible
and some other reasons
Re: Why Do Girls Fake Orgasms??? by Candyrain(m): 4:26pm On Jul 10, 2016
PunkyV:


The results of telepathic sex lol. IDK

Lolzzzzzz
Tell the person who engages in that to visit a mental home asap.

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