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Black Jesus

Christianity or at best Christians at times can be very funny. Can you imagine this man claiming to be Jesus. Same way Dr. Aribisala claims some parts of the bible are not God's words and that Paul did not meet Jesus but he Dr. Aribisala did. He virtually accused all Nigerian tithe collecting pastors of wrongfully parading themselves as men of God as only the Jesus that he met is the only pastor. The other day one went to Ibadan zoo claiming he can bind the lion not to touch him. We all know the story. Let us not even talk about Kenyan and South African pastors. Na waao.

Harmored:
whot that I use to buy 50naira

Adon laff tire inside church .
Imagine, the shipping fee as not been added


5sold How?

Touch not my anointed and do my prophect in harm,laffing in swahalli

When your weed is from an unknown planet,u do unknown and unimaginable things

YOUNGSTUNNA:
He was truly born in Jerusalem...
hahahaha....
Abeg make Dem give am water... if him successfully turn am to water....
Then He's good to go... but if not.... then the guy lineage can be trace back to oshogbo

how him go turn water to water again? You follow smoke from the alien weed wey him smoke?

Lols jesus onye uganda..... Issorit

JesusWillSaveME:
He should tried in court for impersonation, for him to be released or granted bail must be the following bale term

=> Turn water to wine
=> Feed everyone in the court room with one Gala
=> He should given a catfish make him comot money from the fish mouth

Gui u ar hillarious

abi bros ssekula and him children

YOUNGSTUNNA:
...
Abeg make Dem give am water... if him successfully turn am to water...

No big deal, mate. Even my humble self, mymadam, would do that for you... if the price was right! Try me buddy.

The Bible don talk am say, some people go come dey profess themselves as the Christ. End time thinz.


But seriously, why does every weird things dey always happen for Kenya and Uganda??

biz9ja:
The Bible Can't Be Wrong

at all bro

The man may just be correct afterall. Some people also have dual citizenship here (IPOB and lost tribe of Israel). Ah! I see the correlation, of late they have also been linked to Uganda where this self-acclaimed jesus hail from.

JesusWillSaveME:
He should tried in court for impersonation, for him to be released or granted bail must be the following bale term

=> Turn water to wine
=> Feed everyone in the court room with one Gala
=> He should given a catfish make him comot money from the fish mouth

Like seriously

dominique:
I don't understand way they had to arrest him.

Infact I think I'm more confused than you are. I thought christians were expecting Jesus, now they've seen him and he is arrested. lol

naijaforlife:
The man may just be correct afterall. Some people also have dual citizenship here (IPOB and lost tribe of Israel). Ah! I see the correlation, of late they have also been linked to Uganda where this self-acclaimed jesus hail from.

hmmmm.

Foolish 9!
Jesus did not tell his 12 he was d Christ!

Harmored:
whot that I use to buy 50naira

dis no b only daylight robbery but also midnight and under hot sun robbery

Adeoba10:
Free dat man.... Gullible leaders with mumu followers.... Dat was how one pastor was selling blood of jesus in 750ml plastic bottle yet his useless followers are still defending him.

the person that bought it suppose to know tht the bloid is 2016 YEARS OOooo

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The same senseless Nigerian christians who proclaimed that REVEREND KING was jesus, now want to make fun of this story?!!!

The same Naija jehovah witness who would rather watch a child die, than get him a life saving blood transfusion, wants to laugh at this man?

The same mentally ill 9ja christians who claim that they are the sons of a heavenly father who they have never seen, a heavenly father who paved his streets with gold while they drink garri and salt, think they can make mockery of this man?

JesusWillSaveME:
He should tried in court for impersonation, for him to be released or granted bail must be the following bale term

=> Turn water to wine
=> Feed everyone in the court room with one Gala
=> He should given a catfish make him comot money from the fish mouth

this is a free world he has the right to bear whatever name he likes.

JesusWillSaveME:
He should tried in court for impersonation, for him to be released or granted bail must be the following bale term

=> Turn water to wine
=> Feed everyone in the court room with one Gala
=> He should given a catfish make him comot money from the fish mouth

this is a free world he has the right to bear whatever name he likes. and he might save you.

That moment when you feel stupid because all along you had thought you've seen it all.

Let the man and his followers go or better yet, imprison all Pastor because them too lie

JesusWillSaveME:
He should tried in court for impersonation, for him to be released or granted bail must be the following bale term

=> Turn water to wine
=> Feed everyone in the court room with one Gala
=> He should given a catfish make him comot money from the fish mouth

And if he does all these you'll believe he is Jesus right?

The reporter sef na hammer.

samx4real:
If u look d man well for d 2nd pix.







The guy really look like Jesus oh

Yes. He looks like the black version of Jesus.

Adeoba10:
Free dat man.... Gullible leaders with mumu followers.... Dat was how one pastor was selling blood of jesus in 750ml plastic bottle yet his useless followers are still defending him.

lols guy i no bliv dis1 hahaha

Perfecttouch:
how him go turn water to water again? You follow smoke from the alien weed wey him smoke?

Hahahah.. typo......
I meant to say Wine....

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I'm the planter

mymadam:
No big deal, mate. Even my humble self, mymadam, would do that for you... if the price was right! Try me buddy.

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how much you charge per gallon? lol

Niflheim:
The same senseless Nigerian christians who proclaimed that REVEREND KING was jesus, now want to make fun of this story?!!!

The same Naija jehovah witness who would rather watch a child die, than get him a life saving blood transfusion, wants to laugh at this man?

The same mentally ill 9ja christians who claim that they are the sons of a heavenly father who they have never seen, a heavenly father who paved his streets with gold while they drink garri and salt, think they can make mockery of this man?

you've said it all. The hypocrisy of an average Nigerian is alarming. They're worse than the so called islamist fanatics.

I'm not surprised some useless nigerian christians here are insulting the man when we all know that an average Nigerian christian is a hypocrite. Did reverend king not do worse than this man?