Below are my opinion of social media platforms where you would hardly find plenty yards of wife material:

• Instagram: Most of the ladies on this platform has filtered out their lives. Someone that is naturally black would filter her picture so much that she might be your next door neighbour and you won't know. That is asides the fact that their shapes are photoshopped and most of those that are naturally endowed do nothing but twerk and seduce others


• Snapchat: Same situation with Instagram and the worst part is that someone would see leaf and flower on their pictures/videos and think they can cook and decorate the house only to discover that they dress in Police riot gear to boil water.

• 2go: 90% of the ladies here are guys hustling for N200 airtime. 5% of the remainder are prostitutes looking for guys to patronize them. The amount of nudes on the platform would contest with even porn sites.
Then the remaining ladies' statuses read Offline since 2011.

• Nairaland: If you settle down and observe this forum, you'll give up when it comes to ladies. Not all though as there are few yards of wife material here. I won't mention names though so some people's email won't get filled up and their head would start swelling.
One of the only good characteristics about most of Nairaland ladies though is their gift of sarcasm and nice sense of humour.



Do you have any opinions on other social media platforms that should make the list?
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Mchew. Nairaland should be d first on dat list.

Twitter: Everybody there is forming boss.

Well, you're wrong about Nairaland.

You can meet your wife anywhere. Even on sosocial media.

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