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Do Not Ask Me To Marry!!! by Nobody: 3:55pm On Jul 12, 2016
So you said I should marry
Who should I marry?
Is it the vain girl who spends
an entire day campaigning online
with senseless selfies on instagram?
Or the one who posts semi-nude pics
on facebook for a thousand likes?
Is it the girl who has no interest in books and loathes the sight of a library and knows nothing of her country, economy, politics?
Or the one who wraps mounds of fufu
In a daily newspaper and dies daily
to wear brazzilian hair on an
empty-brained head?

Which girl are you talking about?
Is the regular 'TGIF' club girl who
knows all hits and chews gum for
a career and orders food cos she
will 'die' cooking?
Or may be the 'soji' girl who's a pro
In 'shakitibobo' and whose sense of fashion outweighs that of reasoning?
Please do not ask me to marry!

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Re: Do Not Ask Me To Marry!!! by halfricanadian(f): 3:57pm On Jul 12, 2016
Shut up!!!!!!!!!

Wen d girls who doesnt do all dat comes ur way u go diabolic nd hurt her

D ones dat do all u av written dere u guys worship
GUY SHUTUPPP ANY LADY A GUY SAYS HE CANT MARRY IS D ONE HE IS SECRETLY WORSHIPPING

BUT THE ONES HE SAYS HE CAN MARRY HIS THE ONE HE HATES MOST

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Re: Do Not Ask Me To Marry!!! by falconey(m): 3:58pm On Jul 12, 2016
halfricanadian:
Shut up!!!!!!!!!

Wen d girls who doesnt do all dat comes ur way u go diabolic nd hurt her

D ones dat do all u av written dere u guys worship
GUY SHUTUPPP ANY LADY A GUY SAYS HE CANT MARRY IS D ONE HE IS SECRETLY WORSHIPPING

BUT THE ONES HE SAYS HE CAN MARRY HIS THE ONE HE HATES MOST
ma'am easy

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Re: Do Not Ask Me To Marry!!! by jopretty(f): 4:11pm On Jul 12, 2016
I'm sure you've been looking at these ones you mentioned not minding the ones you really need. You'll get married when you start looking at the right places. Lol
Re: Do Not Ask Me To Marry!!! by dexcira(f): 4:11pm On Jul 12, 2016
Pls do not marry
Re: Do Not Ask Me To Marry!!! by Nobody: 4:13pm On Jul 12, 2016
halfricanadian:
Shut up!!!!!!!!!

Wen d girls who doesnt do all dat comes ur way u go diabolic nd hurt her

D ones dat do all u av written dere u guys worship
GUY SHUTUPPP ANY LADY A GUY SAYS HE CANT MARRY IS D ONE HE IS SECRETLY WORSHIPPING

BUT THE ONES HE SAYS HE CAN MARRY HIS THE ONE HE HATES MOST

Damn, there you go again with 'harsh' words just to make a point

I can imagine...are you one of 'them' too?

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Re: Do Not Ask Me To Marry!!! by Nobody: 4:14pm On Jul 12, 2016
jopretty:
I'm sure you've been looking at these ones you mentioned not minding the ones you really need. You'll get married when you start looking at the right places. Lol

Lolz...i'm not sure

Falconey, is saying your mind, bro?

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Re: Do Not Ask Me To Marry!!! by Nobody: 4:23pm On Jul 12, 2016
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Re: Do Not Ask Me To Marry!!! by MzPecs(f): 4:37pm On Jul 12, 2016
OP, I guess you've just been meeting the wrong ladies for you..
Re: Do Not Ask Me To Marry!!! by Aisha15(f): 4:40pm On Jul 12, 2016
the sad truth is u guys keep searching for good women in the wrong places.
Re: Do Not Ask Me To Marry!!! by Nobody: 4:43pm On Jul 12, 2016
Aisha15:
the sad truth is u guys keep searching for good women in the wrong places.

Not all of us
Some guys have had it just too bad in the hands of some ladies
Re: Do Not Ask Me To Marry!!! by peter(m): 4:47pm On Jul 12, 2016
Aisha15:
the sad truth is u guys keep searching for good women in the wrong places.

Wrong places.. undecided

Pics or adonbeliveit

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Re: Do Not Ask Me To Marry!!! by UyiIredia(m): 4:52pm On Jul 12, 2016
Milonis:

So you said I should marry
Who should I marry?
Is it the vain girl who spends
an entire day campaigning online
with senseless selfies on instagram?
Or the one who posts semi-nude pics
on facebook for a thousand likes?
Is it the girl who has no interest in books and loathes the sight of a library and knows nothing of her country, economy, politics?
Or the one who wraps mounds of fufu
In a daily newspaper and dies daily
to wear brazzilian hair on an
empty-brained head?

Which girl are you talking about?
Is the regular 'TGIF' club girl who
knows all hits and chews gum for
a career and orders food cos she
will 'die' cooking?
Or may be the 'soji' girl who's a pro
In 'shakitibobo' and whose sense of fashion outweighs that of reasoning?
Please do not ask me to marry!

Nice write-up.

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Re: Do Not Ask Me To Marry!!! by onstelly(f): 4:56pm On Jul 12, 2016
Marlvin I saw you viewing, just wanna tell you that you ain't gonna be my friend again cry
You don't need to ignore me again, miss nairaland contest is over cry
Re: Do Not Ask Me To Marry!!! by mizzbouqui(f): 4:56pm On Jul 12, 2016
Pls who is begging op to marry nah
Re: Do Not Ask Me To Marry!!! by Marlvin(m): 5:09pm On Jul 12, 2016
onstelly:
Marlvin I saw you viewing, just wanna tell you that you ain't gonna be my friend again cry
You don't need to ignore me again, miss nairaland contest is over cry



When it all began, I did vote for your candidate, I did it because of you not for her.


And I didn't ignore you on purpose. actually had alot on the table as at then.
Re: Do Not Ask Me To Marry!!! by onstelly(f): 5:21pm On Jul 12, 2016
Marlvin:




When it all began, I did vote for your candidate, I did it because of you not for her.


And I didn't ignore you on purpose. actually had alot on the table as at then.
Alright no p
Thanks anyway
Be good, just that I was thinking you were just ignoring me on purpose.
Re: Do Not Ask Me To Marry!!! by Marlvin(m): 5:24pm On Jul 12, 2016
onstelly:

Alright no p
Thanks anyway
Be good, just that I was thinking you were just ignoring me on purpose.


Nah, wasn't on purpose.
had it been I don't like you, it would ve been a deliberate act.

I see you've got yourself another running mate ..

Via Mr NL .
Re: Do Not Ask Me To Marry!!! by onstelly(f): 5:30pm On Jul 12, 2016
Marlvin:



Nah, wasn't on purpose.
had it been I don't like you, it would ve been a deliberate act.

I see you've got yourself another running mate ..

Via Mr NL .
Lol cheesy
Via Mr NL just repaying a favour not really into it this time, miss nairaland drained all my energy
Re: Do Not Ask Me To Marry!!! by Marlvin(m): 5:37pm On Jul 12, 2016
onstelly:

Lol cheesy
Via Mr NL just repaying a favour not really into it this time, miss nairaland drained all my energy


From the onset the odds was just obvious for any realist to see. didn't wanna melt your icing. had to play along. but you gave it your all, thats one of the qualities I like about you.
Re: Do Not Ask Me To Marry!!! by Nkysuccess(f): 5:39pm On Jul 12, 2016
Milonis:

So you said I should marry
Who should I marry?
Is it the vain girl who spends
an entire day campaigning online
with senseless selfies on instagram?
Or the one who posts semi-nude pics
on facebook for a thousand likes?
Is it the girl who has no interest in books and loathes the sight of a library and knows nothing of her country, economy, politics?
Or the one who wraps mounds of fufu
In a daily newspaper and dies daily
to wear brazzilian hair on an
empty-brained head?

Which girl are you talking about?
Is the regular 'TGIF' club girl who
knows all hits and chews gum for
a career and orders food cos she
will 'die' cooking?
Or may be the 'soji' girl who's a pro
In 'shakitibobo' and whose sense of fashion outweighs that of reasoning?
Please do not ask me to marry!

Why are you crying? I thought you guys love and admire the slutty ones more than the decent ones. You people even encourage them to be wild, slutty and hot as singles. Why are you complaining? If you are not aware, ask your fellow guys, if you like remain single for all I care.
Re: Do Not Ask Me To Marry!!! by onstelly(f): 5:46pm On Jul 12, 2016
Marlvin:



From the onset the odds was just obvious for any realist to see. didn't wanna melt your icing. had to play along. but you gave it your all, thats one of the qualities I like about you.

Oh Gawd now I am in tears smiley
Thanks Marlvin cheesy
Re: Do Not Ask Me To Marry!!! by bitchcrafts: 6:04pm On Jul 12, 2016
It's just funny! Go and marry as if it's some accolades. Some unintelligent beings will even tell you;after yo married, you can still have a gf. LOL

Back to the topic anyway, I think the problem currently is that most of the marriageable one's are barely ready to marry; most prefer being yo partner not held down by the compulsions that marriage carries. If you ask me, I like that!
Re: Do Not Ask Me To Marry!!! by Marlvin(m): 6:08pm On Jul 12, 2016
onstelly:
Oh Gawd now I am in tears smiley Thanks Marlvin cheesy
#Smiles. .
Eres unico..
meaning 'You're unique' in spanish
Re: Do Not Ask Me To Marry!!! by onstelly(f): 6:14pm On Jul 12, 2016
Marlvin:


#Smiles. .

Eres unico..

meaning 'You're unique' in spanish
Oh Marlvin kiss
Re: Do Not Ask Me To Marry!!! by Nobody: 6:32pm On Jul 12, 2016
bitchcrafts:
It's just funny! Go and marry as if it's some accolades. Some unintelligent beings will even tell you;after yo married, you can still have a gf. LOL

Back to the topic anyway, I think the problem currently is that most of the marriageable one's are barely ready to marry; most prefer being yo partner not held down by the compulsions that marriage carries. If you ask me, I like that!


You made sense to me
Lol I knew there was gonna be some hot debate over this
Re: Do Not Ask Me To Marry!!! by Nobody: 6:36pm On Jul 12, 2016
Marlvin:


#Smiles. .

Eres unico..

meaning 'You're unique' in spanish

I'm gonna sue you bro
You and onstelly
Lolzz
Re: Do Not Ask Me To Marry!!! by Nobody: 6:38pm On Jul 12, 2016
Nkysuccess:


Why are you crying? I thought you guys love and admire the slutty ones more than the decent ones.

Nah, not agreeing with you over this. That's stereotype

if you like remain single for all I care.

Lol now this is funny, isn't it? It's just a poem, relax
Re: Do Not Ask Me To Marry!!! by bitchcrafts: 6:40pm On Jul 12, 2016
Milonis:



You made sense to me
Lol I knew there was gonna be some hot debate over this
Lol. You made sense to me too.

Of course, truth gets people pouring, society needs total overhaul. it's sick ! maladjusted maledictions everywhere and I like it when they're told off. Imagine someone telling me it should not bother me what my daughter wears so far it goes well with her here on NL bruh all in the name of FREEDOM?

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Re: Do Not Ask Me To Marry!!! by Marlvin(m): 6:41pm On Jul 12, 2016
Milonis:

I'm gonna sue you bro You and onstelly Lolzz
hehehe On what grounds actually ?
Re: Do Not Ask Me To Marry!!! by Nobody: 6:42pm On Jul 12, 2016
mizzbouqui:
Pls who is begging op to marry nah

Bouqui, no one is
It's just a poem, something of a random thought
Re: Do Not Ask Me To Marry!!! by onstelly(f): 6:43pm On Jul 12, 2016
Milonis:


I'm gonna sue you bro
You and onstelly
Lolzz
Lol for what offence biko

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