A very elderly couple appears before a judge.

“Your honor, we want a divorce.”

“A divorce?” asks the judge, “How old are you?”

“I’m 93. She’s 89.”

“And how long have you been married?”

“69 years.”

“And after 69 years, NOW you want a divorce?”

“Yes, because we cannot agree on where to go when we are dead.

lol

2 grandfathers relaxing on the bench under the tree. One grandpa said to other, “Kuku, now I am 73 years old and sick a lot. You are about the same age, are you having the
same problems?

“Well, …actually I feel like a newborn baby.”

“Really? Do you really feel like a newborn baby?”

“Yes! I am bald, have no teeth, … even now I pee in my pant and bed, sometimes I wear my diaper!”

A mother was bathing her 5 year old son when he started playing with his genitals.

Son: Mom, is this where my brain is?

Mother: Not yet!!!

see ur mat under the chair.

The guy no sabi yarn abi?

wetin u expect from the guy, since e don tay wey dem kiss am

How babes go kiss person wey mouth dey gazz like soak away

guy, u dey kill us with nice jokes, keep it up

thanks Jeo. . .how the jail?

i just bailed him with 3naira dis morning

hmmm. . .that shud be ur life savings.

One day an old woman walked into a shop and got some dog food, she went to pay for it and the cashier said you can't buy that dog food we need evidence that you have a dog, so she bought in her dog and she got the dog food.

The next day the same old lady went to get some cat food and the cashier said you can't have that cat food we need evidence that you have a cat, so she went home and got her cat and she got the cat food.

Next day the same old lady went in again and she had a box, she told the cashier to
put her finger in it, so she did.

She said it felt warm and soft, the little old lady then said now you're satisfied can I have some toilet paper, please!

waddup guys

Welcome Lola, I mixed you

u'v got d talent

Both of una na palmwine tappers

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office
and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

L: Have you any grounds?
P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
P: It made of concrete.

L: I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
P: No, we have carport, and not need one.

L: I mean . What are your relations like?
P: All my relations still in Poland

L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

L: Does your wife beat you up?
P: No, I always up before her

L: Is your wife a nagger?
P: No, she is white.

L: Why do you want this divorce?
P: She going to kill me.

L: What makes you think that?
P: I got proof.

L: What kind of proof?
P: She going to poison me. She buys a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it says: ‘Polish Remover’

is that the only meaningless word u know?

He's always confused just like studio

gimme gist pls, wats gona happen?

Ben , dickele is confused and on he's own. No let me carpet you

I wasn't referring to 3direct but to Studio

see ur confused lyfe

hungry winch

Studio still leads in our confused world followed by u

aww

I thought as much