A wife asked her husband to drop her off at a friends house, where a wedding reception was taking place. He responded that he would be too busy throughout the day in the office, and gave her some money to use as taxi for transport.
He left for the office. The wife took a Taxi to the wedding reception,there she met a fine Girl and they got talking to each other.
Soon they became friends. In the evening when everyone was leaving, the Girl asked the Woman how she was going home. She replied that her husband was too busy in the office to pick her up so she would use a taxi.
The Girl responded; "My boyfriend brought me here and would be coming to pick me up. I just spoke to him on the phone and he's on his way. Why don't you join me in his car and we would drop you at your house"The woman agreed.
A few minutes later, her husband's car arrived. The Girl jumped into the front passengers seat of the car and asked the Woman to sit at the backseat, which she did confused and perturbed. Then the Girl introduced her new friend to her boyfriend.
When the man turned around to greet the woman, he recognized her as his wife. Nothing much was said along the way. He dropped the wife at home first as planned and proceeded to drop the Girl at
her house ...
The question now is: If you were the wife, what would you do when your husband returns home?
If you were the husband, what would you say to your wife when you return home?

Well before he comes bck im not home

I got to leave d house to clear my head

On d second thought i will ring d girl nd we both party all night

To d man i will use girl power on u

B so close to d girl based on d fact dat u keep ur frnds close bt ur enemies closer

delicious poisonous jollof rice

halfricanadian:
Well before he comes bck im not home

I got to leave d house to clear my head

On d second thought i will ring d girl nd we both party all night

To d man i will use girl power on u

B so close to d girl based on d fact dat u keep ur frnds close bt ur enemies closer

Gosh.. Wicked!

FlawlesRebirth02:
delicious poisonous jollof rice

You sure he'll have appetite at all?

KingRex1:


Gosh.. Wicked!

How?
I met d girl at a party so she is my frnd

halfricanadian:

How? I met d girl at a party so she is my frnd

And u torment the man n use the gal as a pun

KingRex1:


And u torment the man n use the gal as a pun

he cant come nd kill me
I will even av d girls potriats hung in d house daily

I will make sure i clean it in my husbands presence daily

To remind him that im way bigger dan his bullsh*t

halfricanadian:

he cant come nd kill me I will even av d girls potriats hung in d house daily
I will make sure i clean it in my husbands presence daily
To remind him that im way bigger dan his bullsh*t

Lol just continue.. And after he apologises?

KingRex1:


Lol just continue..
And after he apologises?

aplogise ke i will still do me

He told me as a wife he wudnt come to pick me

Bt he had excess time to pick gf

Nd he wanna apologies? Awe i will nt giv him face mehn i will treat his f*ck up d girl will always b my frnd invite her home wen he is around.

Will explain to d girl wo he just found me a new bestie

halfricanadian:


aplogise ke i will still do me

He told me as a wife he wudnt come to pick me

Bt he had excess time to pick gf

Nd he wanna apologies? Awe i will nt giv him face mehn i will treat his f*ck up d girl will always b my frnd invite her home wen he is around.

Will explain to d girl wo he just found me a new bestie

Lolz I laff in greek

KingRex1:


Lolz I laff in greek

No im nt goin to b dat easy house wife u mess up with

N*gga i wont cheat i wont hurt u

Bt n*gga u sef go kno say u hurt person pikin

So that was how halfricanadian and kingrex1 use toasting full my thread

Dandsome:
So that was how halfricanadian and kingrex1 use toasting full my thread

Wat av i done