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| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Nobody: 6:30pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
little by little makes a myty ocean, oyya.....spend d money little by little...... |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(m): 6:45pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
Vicoch: e pain me ooo |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Nobody: 7:34pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
ClassCaptain: na so e dey pain person na. |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Nobody: 7:34pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
iamkingzlee:Tanx Babaly  |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by khennykhay(m): 7:57pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
please, can u send the link for ur oda stories apart from "how 2go relationship landed in me in psychiatric hospital"_ and how a girl vist to my ohm change my life". Thanks In advance. Class Captain |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(m): 7:58pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by tosyne2much(m): 8:04pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
garex:How come my name feature ?  |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by tosyne2much(m): 8:07pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
Oga Classcaptain, abeg roger me your bank account details |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by garex: 8:34pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
tosyne2much:na classcaptain the baddest feature u for this epic story o. I go love to read ur own part of the story |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by blacktwist(m): 9:10pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
come finish your story naw |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by yerakola(m): 9:24pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
what is wrong with dis classcaprain nao, or you dey wait for my megabytes to finish b4 you complete ur story. 1 Like |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(m): 9:33pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
Episode 15.. I could see tosin and lasisi in Aba made nike shoes ,( the exact one lasisi borrowed from me and as failed to return  ), walking towards me with like 4 other people behind dem.... After introducing the babe to them and dem to the babe and the initial hailing and tuale baba , boateng boss and all other isuki... i called them aside and inquired about their entourage..... Na so dem start stupid excuse...., the last guy there is lalasticlala and He came with dominique , his babe.... Dem claim the lala guy was disturbing them that he wants to flex small as he is always busy and after a delicious snake meat pepper soup at mamagee buka, they decided to also bring along to see the outside life I was getting furious but i managed to keep calm.. ' what about the remaining two girls ' i asked with all seriousness... They narrated that the babes were with them and to keep them company... Ok oo, Hope say una carry money come sha...... I asked ., heading bk to my bae for d night... It was at this point , lasisi held my versace shirt and dragged me back a little . He now started explaining like a parrot with tosyne too chipping in, talking about how they were unable to get money and how i will pay for their entry,, bla bla bla... Haa, better be going back home... This night. Yes what is my own business,se e ya were please boo, please it got into a heated argument btw me nd my guys and almost attracted the attention of the scary looking bouncers to us...... Not untill the nairaland babe came to pacify me and stroke my chest again.... Eh hu..,,, my own body just shivered... Baby, shey bi its just two of the guys, the ladies are free now... Yes... Pls just pay for... No ,,, u dont before i finish statement, she don smile rub my chest again.... Kasa ya sa ba ba le..... If not for her , na night guard for use dane gun break these people like today...Hope ur friend lackadasical abi wat do u call him sha carry him money come ? I asked tho seriously pained internally about the money i get to spend on the boobless and pussiless friends of mine... Yes, i av money... That one too carry mouth reply... With that solved, we approached the gate .... Only for the bouncers to day yarn another dust entirely,, 11 Likes 6 Shares |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by abista: 9:35pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
oya continue!!! |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by tosyne2much(m): 10:06pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
garex:Watch out for my own part of the story 1 Like |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by armadeo(m): 11:09pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
tosyne2much: It would be cool if you could write another thread from another angle and collide with this one. Awesome. You guys level of humour is of the charts. |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by amzee(m): 11:12pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
tosyne2much:Mr 10 things, wish day u go right your own storey like classcaptain owned? |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by tosyne2much(m): 11:15pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
amzee:You know say story telling no be my own ministry |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by tosyne2much(m): 11:18pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
armadeo:So you think I have some sense of humour ? |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Teniolasmart: 12:10am On Jul 29, 2016 |
am a very good fan.and trust me.i ave read all ur stories........ I will like my name to be included in dis wonderful story of yours...... From a devoted fan 1 Like |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by MrD2: 6:29am On Jul 29, 2016 |
Classcaptain, u 2 much. The suspense though. E come b like where we dey wait for Jega to annouce d 2015 presidential election result. I refresh dis thread every now and then. I wake up repeatedly in d night to check whether you have dropped any new episode, and I ended up not having a good sleep. Diaris God oh!!!!!!! 4 Likes |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by amzee(m): 7:42am On Jul 29, 2016 |
tosyne2much:True talk |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by sammyj: 9:02am On Jul 29, 2016 |
Na five men they the picture they waka come ooooooo !!!!   ClassCaptain: |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(m): 9:03am On Jul 29, 2016 |
khennykhay: how much you go pay ? |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(m): 9:07am On Jul 29, 2016 |
Just four episodes left |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Ifedayour007(m): 9:32am On Jul 29, 2016 |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by webguru(m): 9:33am On Jul 29, 2016 |
Guy do quick make I no swear for u |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(m): 9:39am On Jul 29, 2016 |
Episode 16 how much is the fee ? I inquired from the bouncers ... 2500 drink voucher ... One of them responded... Ok 2500 VIP , i asked again , smiling and a bit relaxed... He looked at his other bouncer and they laughed ... I could also see tosin and the rest frowning and shaking their head... 2500 regular...... They stated 2500 regular !!! Since when did it.... The pinch on my left arm by the bae calmed my nerves down again.... Ok no probelm, haha, there is what ?? , no probelm. Eh hen .. The total amount i will be paying for the guys is 7500 abi ..... I brought out the money and handed it over to them..... "what about the ladies ' the bouncer asked again which ladies the ladies, they are also going to pay.... Haha, since when do ladies start paying to enter clubs ? - Tosin chipped in Chai, this wan na end time club oo- Lasisi also added ,placing his hands on his head. . Its the change wave fellas, no be we be club management , we are just bouncers, shebi na una wan rock body - they replied and giggled. So how much be the ladies own ? - i mustered up courage and asked 1500 ehn... At this point, i had to ask where the nearest club was and i was informed that the closest club house apart from the one we are was 60km from here and the fact that the police are around makes movement to another club a difficult option for me... I was angry and insisted we go home... When others refused to go , i forgot about the bae and was heading to the road side when the words of the bouncer infuriated me.... ' All these small small broke ass boys ehn' i turned back and asked who he was talking to.. ' you of course, are you not broke ass, if not why cant you pay the ordinary chicken change when your mates are popping 100k drinks inside right now.... I looked at all my goons and i saw the face of belief in them..if i bleeped up at this moment, it will be a permanent dishi and embarrasment for me..... People were passing us and paying the money immediately to enter... " ok, you wan know me., you go know me today.... I paid the three guys money which totalled 7500, and the three girls which was 4500. VIP nko.... 6k VIP, 10k VVIP the VVIP must be for senators and the rest, it is not my portion.... . Bring the VVIP ticket.... The babe asked the bouncers.. The way wey i take look am sef, make am know say, she don misyarn... Abeg, two VIP Tickets, i asked, my voice don dey weak small small... 12k was gone for just two of us ...As i was entering, the bouncers too started, Baba alaye, big don 1, abeg no vex for the other time,u be real spender, iyalaya broke ass.... Na we be broke ass jor, no be you baba... With all their hailings and appraisal, i knew something must drop.... The two Bouncers, i gave them 3k each... Eh tuale baba, jaye ori lo oga mi..... Tuale baba, ki ni kan, ki ni kan.., almost 25k don gone before we even enter club.. Na when we con enter club i sabi say , i don jam wahala this night.... 18 Likes 5 Shares |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by 2trip4: 10:06am On Jul 29, 2016 |
why do I have a feeling the end of this story is going to be crap.its taking too long bruh |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by emmabest2000(m): 10:11am On Jul 29, 2016 |
Ride on dude .. |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(m): 11:06am On Jul 29, 2016 |
2trip4: how many seasons small ville reach ?? dont worry boss,. It will all end today.... 4 Likes |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by sammyj: 11:41am On Jul 29, 2016 |
When trouble sleep yanga go wake am story be this oooooo!!!! ClassCaptain: |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(m): 11:43am On Jul 29, 2016 |
Episode 17 THE QuArter Final ... My whole mood was distorted... All d money wey i just dey spend like skales wey e only competition na dangote just dey make me sad... Instead of me to be happy seeing this girl and her massive waist., they did nothing to pacify my anger.... Despite all the davido, wizkid, Danfo driver, 2shotz and marvelous benji songs the dj was playing and everyone was dancing , the ginger no just dey my body at all.. If i sabi make i for don dey regular jeje..... The same drinks wey dem dey sell for regular ,na double dem dey sell am for vIP.. I drop 40k use am buy hennesy for there again...Buy cigar join for the girl... As she dey rock me, dey give me lap dance, shior.... Nothing move me..... Na how i go take carry the babe go house , tear my money comot her body dey my mind.. She dey smoke, na so she dey gulp the henessy,... All the other fine ladies wey i suppose to dey follow dance and reason, chance no dey to do am... I just couldnt wait till around that 3 or 3 30am make we comot the club go my house. Make she con do my all the things she promised me for chat, na only that one fit quench my anger naw.. All these lap dance and smoke wey she dey puff for my eye.... Otubante ni oo... Around 2 50am that i was about informing her to get ready as we may start leaving, na him noise and shouts fill the whole club... Wetin happen ? i sha noticed people hailing and shouting as it seems a nigerian artist had just entered the club.. I was just hearing whispers of " its small doctor., omo na small doctor ...oo 9 Likes 3 Shares |
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