its so awkward going on a date and then you having a bad experience. in some cases such experience or occurrence brings an end to the whole fun making you have those fkin goose pimples... and worst is when its with a classy new babe or your crush


have had an experience of such And it goes thus:

I met a lady online and she is entitled to all assets and curves a man will always dream of so we got talking and a thing led to another and we fixed a date and decide it should be a nice restaurant. tho prior to the date, I tried cleaning my apartment just in case my date is convinced enough to spend the night at my place.
in summary,it started just with "excuse me,I'll be back" and I ran to the toilet until I won't stop going to the toilet through the whole date and I killed that babe with fart that won't stop smelling like rotten egg after excusing my self a thousand and one time.
it was later I discovered that the insecticide I used in killing crawling insect got in my hands and somehow I consumed it with the slice bread I ate before leaving home. it was awkward tho BC babe asked me to go treat myself after the 22nd time of entering the toilet and enough murder from the fart.
I just nod and crawled out while people just stare at us...it was embarrassing tho....

tho the date was later rescheduled shaa,and it was smooth..
so you got any awkward date experience, you can share...

Make I first watch..

28-07-16.

I was to go on a date with my ex yrs back to the cinema, silverbird to be precise, was very excited abt it, frm no where women wahala started, he called n i padded myself with my sanitary, on getting there i needed something to pass the time, took snickers chocolate and my favourite...coca-cola, went in, we sat on the middle role...my favourite spot, had my coke and snickers over time, frm no where i started feeling heavy flow and drops...girls will understand, became very uncomfortable bt couldn't stand cos i wasn't sure if i had stains on, movie became boring cos all my attention was on myself, movie came to an end, boo stood up...held him back and he was like...let's go na!, people were walking out but some love buddies were still seated, asked him to bend and i whispered it to his hearing, he understood and sat back for a strategy. that was the last movie for the day and some people were still passing time.

I sleeped my hand down my ass to confirm, i was right, he went to ask the workers if they could offer us a scalf for me to rap on my waist, one good samarithan gave me her's, I went to their loo, changed the sanitary in place of tissue, used the piece of head tie on my waist, frm that day i stopped using always ultra.

UrWorstNitemare:
28-07-16.

what's with the date?

Benita27:
I was to go on a date with my ex yrs back to the cinema, silverbird to be precise, was very excited abt it, frm no where women wahala started, he called n i padded myself with my sanitary, on getting there i needed something to pass the time, took snickers chocolate and my favourite...coca-cola, went in, we sat on the middle role...my favourite spot, had my coke and snickers over time, frm no where i started feeling heavy flow and drops...girls will understand, became very uncomfortable bt couldn't stand cos i wasn't sure if i had stains on, movie became boring cos all my attention was on myself, movie came to an end, boo stood up...held him back and he was like...let's go na!, people were walking out but some love buddies were still seated, asked him to bend and i whispered it to his hearing, he understood and sat back for a strategy. that was the last movie for the day and some people were still passing time.

I sleeped my hand down my ass to confirm, i was right, he went to ask the workers if they could offer us a scalf for me to rap on my waist, one good samarithan gave me her's, I went to their loo, changed the sanitary in place of tissue, used the piece of head tie on my waist, frm that day i stopped using always ultra.

dude now ex? chai.... and hope u didn't stain the head tie or it was a take away..........

diss land is for those that dont/havent had a date before ... Beware

doctorkush:
dude now ex? chai.... and hope u didn't stain the head tie or it was a take away..........

It was a patting gift, that was yrs back.

Benita27:
It was a patting gift, that was yrs back.

oh! so how bout now? you still single?

doctorkush:
oh! so how bout now? you still single?

Single but not searching, una wahala plenty, academics first.

Benita27:
Single but not searching, una wahala plenty, academics first.

lol... our wahala too much? its best you know us for our wahala now than later... discipline?

doctorkush:
lol... our wahala too much? its best you know us for our wahala now than later... discipline?

I have already had enough...looking forward to better things in the future.

Benita27:
I have already had enough...looking forward to better things in the future.

OK... wish you the best in life...and next time double chck for extra sanitary, you ought to know when its about to come and consume less sugar...

doctorkush:
OK... wish you the best in life...and next time double chck for extra sanitary, you ought to know when its about to come and consume less sugar...

Do we care abt consuming sugary things. i always knw my date, you will obviously not be given time.