kinglekan:
waka!!!
omo buruku! o ti di thug abi? Mafe lu e pa lola
Iwo tie dan mi wo. Alakori oshi

Corlah:
Classcaptain three gbosa for you...but where I fit get ponkriyon cos I be like say na the thing the reign

ClassCaptain:


lol.... Bring 50k i go send one reach u

flippertimer:
Lets not forget to vote photoshoot as Mr nairaland 2016
tomorrow.. thank you! photoshoot all the way

eROCK247:
Nice story!

Jarizod:
Baba..try dey call me when captain class wa starts a story

ClassCaptain:


thanks boss

slyIsaac:
i will cut off your balls if you start a story without mentioning me! classcaptain

ClassCaptain:

thanks boss

Ayomideen:

broda class captain please I would like to feature in Ur next story...thanks
rock on boss

ClassCaptain:

2k per feature boss

ClassCaptain:

2k per feature boss

ClassCaptain:

no vex.....we go see 4 december

McBrooklyn:
Oshey Baddest!!!



As ClassCaptain don show again con dey give us Gbedu wey dey burst brain, Na GODWIN!!!




Hope say no be your prick go be on the line this time around or make you no be like the dude in the pic below . . .

ClassCaptain:
Una wey dey read, wey no comment

silverdam:
ClassCaptain please check your email ooo. How else can i contact you. I'm a big fan of your stories.

ClassCaptain:


ok boss

silverdam:
Bro, let me kuku ask you here... I just want to ask for your permission to copy some of your stories on my blog. Please sir... I will def credit you as the writer.

ClassCaptain:


na 5k bro....






just kidding... Sure sir.....

Put my twitter handle there @iamsynord..

I hail ur weight loss thread

ClassCaptain:
Episode Four

I walked 23 kilometers to the Church and was welcomed by the sisters who regarded me as a lost sheep who has traced his steps....

Brother boo, thank the heavens,where av you been ?

I sha find one excuse give am and she sha smile one kind smile.... Na she know if she like make she think say i day lie


Service has not started ni sister blessing ?.... I asked the service leader..

Yes brother boo, brother theophilus just took bro matthew and bro barthelomew with bro nicodemus car to go and buy fuel at bro nebudcanezzar 's station... Lets be patient... In the book of....


Eh hu... I just asked wen service will start na him dem carry sermon give me ... Cant wait to get out of this place...

Immediately dem come back, on gen, na him i find better spot charge my tecno N1 ....All through out the service when people dey sing, some dey dance enter trance and some dey fall down , me i just dey back dey observe if the phone dey charge...

At one point, pastor edward be dey look me one kind and threw various subliminal jabs at me , through the message he gave, me i no send him papa potbelly...

immediately my phone full like this ... Wen i see say e enter 100 percent even though my service no finish.., na him i comot...
...

As i was going on the way , na him so people distribute crusade stuff give me.... Theme : Forget the shortcut...

As i see say dem don go, na him i tear the thing... Forget the shortcut kor, forget the desktop folder ni....

I trekked back to my house only to meet light ... I con dey question myself why i carry body go church....

Me i no know say e get something wey God wan make i grab from the message and crusade card i collected that day ;( :-/..

Dog wey go lost., go kuku deaf to hunter whistle...


I got home to check the chat, only to see like 10 messages from this dude