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Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by ggrin(f): 3:40pm On Aug 05, 2016
kinglekan:
waka!!! grin grin grin grin
omo buruku! o ti di thug abi? Mafe lu e pa lola
Iwo tie dan mi wo. Alakori oshi angry angry
tonguetonguetonguetongue

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Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by ClassCaptain(m): 3:47pm On Aug 05, 2016
Corlah:
Classcaptain three gbosa for you...but where I fit get ponkriyon cos I be like say na the thing the reign

lol.... Bring 50k i go send one reach u
Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by Corlah: 4:57pm On Aug 05, 2016
ClassCaptain:


lol.... Bring 50k i go send one reach u
oga 50k bi bo. Abi u dey look for fund to upset your debt...make I kuku stick with my monkey tail and jabo.
Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by flippertimer: 5:33pm On Aug 05, 2016
Lets not forget to vote photoshoot as Mr nairaland 2016 tomorrow.. thank you! photoshoot all the way

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Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by ClassCaptain(m): 7:25pm On Aug 05, 2016
flippertimer:
Lets not forget to vote photoshoot as Mr nairaland 2016
tomorrow.. thank you! photoshoot all the way

how much u go drop sad ?
Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by eROCK247(m): 9:44am On Aug 06, 2016
Nice story!
Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by RaDaZaBaNa(m): 7:10pm On Aug 06, 2016
Baddest classcaptain
Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by ClassCaptain(m): 7:24am On Aug 09, 2016
eROCK247:
Nice story!
thanks boss
Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by RaDaZaBaNa(m): 9:04am On Aug 11, 2016
Jarizod:
Baba..try dey call me when captain class wa starts a story cheesy

okay sir cheesy

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Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by Nobody: 9:18am On Aug 11, 2016
i will cut off your balls if you start a story without mentioning me! embarassed classcaptain
Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by Ayomideen(m): 11:05am On Aug 11, 2016
ClassCaptain:


thanks boss

broda class captain please I would like to be mentioned in Ur next story...thanks

rock on boss
Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by ClassCaptain(m): 11:05am On Aug 11, 2016
slyIsaac:
i will cut off your balls if you start a story without mentioning me! embarassed classcaptain

no vex.....we go see 4 december
Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by Ayomideen(m): 11:06am On Aug 11, 2016
ClassCaptain:

thanks boss
broda class captain please I would like to feature in Ur next story...thanks
rock on boss
Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by Eagleheight(m): 11:06am On Aug 11, 2016
bros the story no end wella finish it nah make we know how u take ur revenge
Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by ClassCaptain(m): 11:14am On Aug 11, 2016
Ayomideen:

broda class captain please I would like to feature in Ur next story...thanks
rock on boss
2k per feature boss cheesy

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Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by Ayomideen(m): 7:20pm On Aug 11, 2016
ClassCaptain:

2k per feature boss cheesy
ah ahn chairman, wetin we carry wetin u throw??
epp a broda na
grin
ClassCaptain:

2k per feature boss cheesy
ah ahn chairman, wetin we carry wetin u throw??
epp a broda na
Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by Okaakoko(m): 12:49am On Aug 12, 2016
ClassCaptain:

no vex.....we go see 4 december
lohun lohun.
Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by Nobody: 4:18pm On Aug 14, 2016
McBrooklyn:
Oshey Baddest!!! cheesy cheesy



As ClassCaptain don show again con dey give us Gbedu wey dey burst brain, Na GODWIN!!! kiss kiss




Hope say no be your prick go be on the line this time around or make you no be like the dude in the pic below . . .
grin grin
ku ku ka ka. cant stop laffing. overload
Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by beyondwalls: 4:50pm On Aug 15, 2016
feofle like us abi smiley.
nICE ONe the GreaT classCaPtAiN..U too much
E be like say u go gimme part of those things wey dey inspire u oo. Especially ponkriyon et al, God i have.

ClassCaptain:
Una wey dey read, wey no comment sad
Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by silverdam(m): 6:30pm On Aug 17, 2016
ClassCaptain please check your email ooo. How else can i contact you. I'm a big fan of your stories.
Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by ClassCaptain(m): 6:43pm On Aug 17, 2016
silverdam:
ClassCaptain please check your email ooo. How else can i contact you. I'm a big fan of your stories.

ok boss
Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by silverdam(m): 7:13pm On Aug 17, 2016
ClassCaptain:


ok boss
Bro, let me kuku ask you here... I just want to ask for your permission to copy some of your stories on my blog. Please sir... I will def credit you as the writer.
Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by ClassCaptain(m): 7:38pm On Aug 17, 2016
silverdam:
Bro, let me kuku ask you here... I just want to ask for your permission to copy some of your stories on my blog. Please sir... I will def credit you as the writer.

na 5k bro....shocked






just kidding... Sure sir.....

Put my twitter handle there @iamsynord..

I hail ur weight loss thread smiley
Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by silverdam(m): 8:22pm On Aug 17, 2016
ClassCaptain:


na 5k bro....shocked






just kidding... Sure sir.....

Put my twitter handle there @iamsynord..

I hail ur weight loss thread smiley
Thank you so much bro
Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by charityfelix(m): 3:50pm On Sep 05, 2016
Lol So funny. But ur greediness caused you the problem
Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by urahara(m): 1:03pm On Sep 12, 2016
ClassCaptain:
Episode Four

I walked 23 kilometers to the Church and was welcomed by the sisters who regarded me as a lost sheep who has traced his steps....

Brother boo, thank the heavens,where av you been ?

I sha find one excuse give am and she sha smile one kind smile.... Na she know if she like make she think say i day lie sad


Service has not started ni sister blessing ?.... I asked the service leader..

Yes brother boo, brother theophilus just took bro matthew and bro barthelomew with bro nicodemus car to go and buy fuel at bro nebudcanezzar 's station... Lets be patient... In the book of....


Eh hu... I just asked wen service will start na him dem carry sermon give me sad ... Cant wait to get out of this place...

Immediately dem come back, on gen, na him i find better spot charge my tecno N1 ....All through out the service when people dey sing, some dey dance enter trance and some dey fall down , me i just dey back dey observe if the phone dey charge...

At one point, pastor edward be dey look me one kind and threw various subliminal jabs at me , through the message he gave, me i no send him papa potbelly...sad

immediately my phone full like this ... Wen i see say e enter 100 percent even though my service no finish.., na him i comot...
...

As i was going on the way , na him so people distribute crusade stuff give me.... Theme : Forget the shortcut...

As i see say dem don go, na him i tear the thing... Forget the shortcut kor, forget the desktop folder ni....

I trekked back to my house only to meet light sad... I con dey question myself why i carry body go church....

Me i no know say e get something wey God wan make i grab from the message and crusade card i collected that day ;( :-/..

Dog wey go lost., go kuku deaf to hunter whistle...


I got home to check the chat, only to see like 10 messages from this dude shocked

Lol ,
Re: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by bashsani(m): 7:00pm On Oct 23, 2016
U too much bro... Ab0ki bash

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