wey this boy sef?
abi him want make i come hunt am?

MrD2:
Classcaptain, u disappointed us. You promised and failed yesterday. I then thought you would make it up to us early enough today, to no avail.

was banned by antispmbot ysterday.... My phone goy ptobelms... Been trying to post the last episode since 8 but it keeps switching off randomly.....

ClassCaptain:

pm boss

you're gud, just go for it, you could make profit with it

ClassCaptain:


was banned by antispmbot ysterday.... My phone goy ptobelms... Been trying to post the last episode since 8 but it keeps switching off randomly.....

Only you?? Nawa o

Class captain biko... Complete

KissChris:

Only you?? Nawa o

lol

ClassCaptain:


was banned by antispmbot ysterday.... My phone goy ptobelms... Been trying to post the last episode since 8 but it keeps switching off randomly.....

.






Why dem ban u na

Oya come clear us abeg

ClassCaptain:


werey boy

nobi u dey find quick way 2blow,,,,sote u go dey play aja nsare,,,u cee weray tinz on point wit u,,,better go for deleverance,,,bt e b like say u nid 2 try comedy,,,

emitheo:

alright...i will
won't u guys share biscuits & satchet water? *winks*

lol thank you so much dear


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Finale

AwAY match

i woke up the next day with a strong headache.... I was still confused about what really happened yesternight.
...

I looked to my left, the sugar mommy was gone.......,.,,na only the candles and koboko remain for ground

haa

as a typical african man, the first thing wey i check na my dick.... I feel the thing see say e still day intact...... Tor... Glory be to God..

I checked all my body for an mark or occult tatoos, check my nails and everything. I see say everything intact...
Tor
...

Where angelina come go ? Shey i later see am flog like this ?

I searched the bathroom,under the bed and the wardrobe, i no see am..... .....

Perphaps i flogged her too much yesterday that i passed out and she went out to rest ...abi we do the main the main ni ...

I check table i no see any note or paper to suggest she might av left...the only thing was the bottle of origin i drank yesterday night....

She must be at the bar chilling or resting...make i go collect my 200k jare...

But wait her bags and the rest no dey here

e no mean ...e go dey downstairs.. At least i know she no be ritualist....

I put shirt oo, and trouser and headed downstairs to collect my 200k when i saw two male staffs of the hotel walking towards me

is that him... The first one asked the second one...

Yes sir... Thats him....

Finale


HOMe

All MY GBEDU is final


Well done sir....they greeted me...

I responded..

We were just coming to your room sir.....

Ok...i asked still confused about the whole ish....

Madam has directed us to you.... Your bill is 650 thousand naira sir.....

Hahahaha ... I bursted into a serious laughter..

I dont think its me sir.... Maybe u shld check the other room...

Are u not boo osin, ..

Yes i am...

You and your wife lodged here naw and she just left this morning telling us you guys had a scuffle so she is leaving earlier but you will offset the bill...

No its not me se...... Where is angelina.... Oga, do i look like someone that can marry that woman...

My voice be don dey shake....

Does iara resemble someone that can marry oshiomole... The first one said...

Or does stella resemble someone that would marry obj..... She told us you are her husband and there is evidence....



I rushed down to the bar escorted by the hotel officials, looked everywhere around the hotel, angelina was nowhere to be found....


...::..:.............:......................................

It was then everything became clear to me....

Omo see gobe

The Cup and the Conclusion...

Angelina 1 , boo osin 0...


I asked for the evidence only to discover that angelina had used my picture and details to book the hotel right after she contacted me with that kingzlee account...

She was the one that created the account and there was no middle man.... Immediately, i showed interest in the sugar mommy stuff, she used my name to book the hotel she will be stayin...

I was also presented with a paper which stated that i will be responsible for her hotel bills which i signed.,, it was during that period when she was whipping me, i sha remember she brought one paper and told me to sign that she would reduce my beatings..

Me wey candle wax and lashes don destroy him back, i no even reason wetin day the paper when she untie two of my fingers wey i use sign am... The beating be don distort my brain ...

I checked the omo iko acct only to see it had been deactivated......checking my screenshots later on, i discovered the acct was just created a day before she made the post..



Probably she was just in town for a meeting or something., and needed one mugu to pay her bills and feeding, which she saw in me ...
.
Fb acct deactivated, no contact, no number, not even her name as am sure that angelina name is fake..

just her face..... And nigeria never advance reach fingerprint ID and shii... Even if we get, no be money i go use do that one ...

What of the 100k she give me ? Na God no allow me spend that one faa...e go don be anoda offence .... Fake notes.....

So after beating,whipping and candle waxing me., denied me access to pussy,gave me fake 100k, made me look like her husband and set me up..

She incurred a bill of 650k taking henessy,cigar, the mosy expensive meals, massage,spa and laundry and me, that i was peed on , flogged and didnt even taste the pussy will be made to pay for it....

I no even pity u..... I hope d next beating go reset the brain

HOW I SCAMMED My Facebook Sugar Mummy ( part 2 )

all my attempts to inform the hotel sey dem don scam me ., proved abortive as they said its non of their business.....



And that was how i signed a two year contract with the hotel





as their official gardener in order to pay back my debts.....


I reported the matter to efcc and wen they learnt that i thought she was a sugar mommy., they smiled and said they are working on it....maybe they would catch her tomorrow i dont know....

The only thing i know they did was they arrested the man in charge of the security camera.... From the time she entered till she left, all the scenes where her face appeared suddenly went missing...

After a long brawl., the man was sha sacked and left to go free with the excuse that it was a mechanical fault but me i know it either she paid the man or whipped him too

i messaged mark zuberkerg or something to help me activate omo iko acct back,, e no gree..i msg am over 200 times , e no reply,.,, after i try block am see say u no fit block the guy, i deactivated my facebook acct...

I wrote a referral letter in school for a year so as to focus on raising the money to pay my debt and had an extra year because of angelina ...

I was just praying for a chance to revenge and teach her a lesson....

So you can imagine my joy., when 2 years later., a friend of mine,Kisschris , who knew about my ordeal messaged me and told me he saw a similar message about sugar mommy from a facebook acct....

The username was Tolu omo iko... I checked the post and evrything...it was exactly the same style and way of angelina...and from there, i decided it was time to have my own pound of flesh...






The end


inspired by God



and a little bit of Igbo kwale and ponkriyon...




written by Classcaptain...

Twitter@ iamsynord

Very nice story... Thumbs up, ClassCaptain!



So captivating!

ClassCaptain:
HOW I SCAMMED My Facebook Sugar Mummy ( part 2 )

all my attempts to inform the hotel sey dem don scam me ., proved abortive as they said its non of their business.....



And that was how i signed a two year contract with the hotel





as their official gardener in order to pay back my debts.....


I reported the matter to efcc and wen they learnt that i thought she was a sugar mommy., they smiled and said they are working on it....maybe they would catch her tomorrow i dont know....

The only thing i know they did was they arrested the man in charge of the security camera.... From the time she entered till she left, all the scenes where her face appeared suddenly went missing...

After a long brawl., the man was sha sacked and left to go free with the excuse that it was a mechanical fault but me i know it either she paid the man or whipped him too

i messaged mark zuberkerg or something to help me activate omo iko acct back,, e no gree..i msg am over 200 times , e no reply,.,, after i try block am see say u no fit block the guy, i deactivated my facebook acct...

I wrote a referral letter in school for a year so as to focus on raising the money to pay my debt and had an extra year because of angelina ...

I was just praying for a chance to revenge and teach her a lesson....

So you can imagine my joy., when 2 years later., a friend of mine,Kisschris , who knew about my ordeal messaged me and told me he saw a similar message about sugar mommy from a facebook acct....

The username was Tolu omo iko... I checked the post and evrything...it was exactly the same style and way of angelina...and from there, i decided it was time to have my own pound of flesh...






The end


inspired by God



and a little bit of Igbo kwale and ponkriyon...




written by Classcaptain...

Twitter@ iamsynord

Thumbs up!! I was mentioned without asking... Thanks

SweetieConstie:
Very nice story... Thumbs up, ClassCaptain!




So captivating!

thanks sweetie.....

New stories come december

Already anticipating the next in the #Boo Osin series

ClassCaptain:
HOW I SCAMMED My Facebook Sugar Mummy ( part 2 )

all my attempts to inform the hotel sey dem don scam me ., proved abortive as they said its non of their business.....



And that was how i signed a two year contract with the hotel





as their official gardener in order to pay back my debts.....


I reported the matter to efcc and wen they learnt that i thought she was a sugar mommy., they smiled and said they are working on it....maybe they would catch her tomorrow i dont know....

The only thing i know they did was they arrested the man in charge of the security camera.... From the time she entered till she left, all the scenes where her face appeared suddenly went missing...

After a long brawl., the man was sha sacked and left to go free with the excuse that it was a mechanical fault but me i know it either she paid the man or whipped him too

i messaged mark zuberkerg or something to help me activate omo iko acct back,, e no gree..i msg am over 200 times , e no reply,.,, after i try block am see say u no fit block the guy, i deactivated my facebook acct...

I wrote a referral letter in school for a year so as to focus on raising the money to pay my debt and had an extra year because of angelina ...

I was just praying for a chance to revenge and teach her a lesson....

So you can imagine my joy., when 2 years later., a friend of mine,Kisschris , who knew about my ordeal messaged me and told me he saw a similar message about sugar mommy from a facebook acct....

The username was Tolu omo iko... I checked the post and evrything...it was exactly the same style and way of angelina...and from there, i decided it was time to have my own pound of flesh...






The end


inspired by God



and a little bit of Igbo kwale and ponkriyon...




written by Classcaptain...

Twitter@ iamsynord

if na play, abeg make u stop am. why u go just end the story like that na when I wan begin learn tins from ur creativity.

Very enjoyable story. Thanks for the laughter, ClassCaptain!

Una wey dey read, wey no comment

ClassCaptain:
Una wey dey read, wey no comment

No mind them

Classcaptain, pls give us the season 2 (how you scammed ur facebook sugar mummy). After your friend told u he received similar message after 2 years, what happened next

ClassCaptain:
Una wey dey read, wey no comment

Though the story was da bomb. This Comment and meme got me laughing like a mad man. Guy, I am hard to please but I gotta give it to you. You are good and your ability to relate with your fans. I am sure you are going places. Keep it up

MrD2:
Classcaptain, pls give us the season 2 (how you scammed ur facebook sugar mummy). After your friend told u he received similar message after 2 years, what happened next

december by Gods grace...

Procastination is the Lazy mans' excuse,thank you!Your thought and hand has brought joy and laughter to many!

ClassCaptain:
Finale

AwAY match

i woke up the next day with a strong headache.... I was still confused about what really happened yesternight.
...

I looked to my left, the sugar mommy was gone.......,.,,na only the candles and koboko remain for ground

haa

as a typical african man, the first thing wey i check na my dick.... I feel the thing see say e still day intact...... Tor... Glory be to God..

I checked all my body for an mark or occult tatoos, check my nails and everything. I see say everything intact...
Tor
...

Where angelina come go ? Shey i later see am flog like this ?

I searched the bathroom,under the bed and the wardrobe, i no see am..... .....

Perphaps i flogged her too much yesterday that i passed out and she went out to rest ...abi we do the main the main ni ...

I check table i no see any note or paper to suggest she might av left...the only thing was the bottle of origin i drank yesterday night....

She must be at the bar chilling or resting...make i go collect my 200k jare...

But wait her bags and the rest no dey here

e no mean ...e go dey downstairs.. At least i know she no be ritualist....

I put shirt oo, and trouser and headed downstairs to collect my 200k when i saw two male staffs of the hotel walking towards me

is that him... The first one asked the second one...

Yes sir... Thats him....

class captain you no serious se final dey get AWAY

emitheo:
wey this boy sef? abi him want make i come hunt am?

Hello.. Please check my siggy

I love this story classcaptain... I hope say u get season 2 for this story

Nice story
Na for cinema season 2 dey comot?