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Re: How A Nairalander's Face Got Burnt While Using Pressure Pot (PICS) by EYIMICHAEL(m): 10:13am On Aug 02, 2016 |
Re: How A Nairalander's Face Got Burnt While Using Pressure Pot (PICS) by fpeter(f): 10:14am On Aug 02, 2016 |
Chai! I have a big pressure pot that i use for cooking beans. The rule is NEVER OPEN IT until you're sure the pot is cold. For burns, always apply raw eggs first before anything else. So So sorry! |
Re: How A Nairalander's Face Got Burnt While Using Pressure Pot (PICS) by drphantom: 10:35am On Aug 02, 2016 |
[quote author=lirusehn post=48080445]Mods abeg endeavor to move this to the right section If you are expecting the Chinua-Achebe's kind of write-up 'You are on a Long thing . STRAIGHT TO THE POINT It was around 4PM on Friday after a long hectic journey,having to leave Lagos for Kaduna was one hell of a nightmare . Left Lagos around 9 PM on Friday and unfortunately the bus Bleep*d us all up before getting to Lokoja, we wasted like 5 hours and after much ado I got to school around 3:30PM with my tommy requesting for executive restoration. The first thing to know about me is the fact that I can't stand hunger for 10 minutes as i may end up crying out loud like a kid and funny enough my desire for food is always on a zero level while traveling,Irrespective of how far the journey could be i can't stand eating nor drinking anything. My girlfriend came to meet me on my way to my lodge,I had scanned her hand hoping to see a food warmer or food flask but I only could see her hand bag 'WTF' i screamed inside of me. FAST-FORWARDED TO MY ROOM. It was already some minutes to 4 o'clock and my stomach isn't helping matters, I needed to eat something but ain't gon' start walking to community market which has always served as my 'Mr Biggs' . The distance alone would only provoke those precious worms inside of me who had almost finished my tiny intestine. Need i tell you my worms are like snakes?? Mehn!! You won't believe ryt?? Trust me these niccurs got no chill They can finish one bowl of garrri within 5 minutes . Don't even tell me to de-worm, can't stand to loose them. Back to the topic, My GF advised me to cook it came as a shock as i smiled like a wounded ant. Cook?? You mean puke?? . Where would i get foodstuffs from? She explained how she got 3 bowls of rice from a friend who stays somewhere around my lodge and how she couldn't take it home. Blah blah blah!! The rice has so far been in my room since then. Glad she has a spare key to my room,hehe!! If not i for no get hope. We agreed we gon' cook. Won't that take like hours?? I might not make it i thought . The only pot i have should do the magic,' My almighty PRESSURE POT' . To whom it may concern, I bought this pot 2013 and have not used it more than 7 times despite being my only pot and my gas cooker is all repping. The gas no one finish 'Edakun help me!!' after 3 Yrs?? Who's gon' stop this cooking? i asked myself. Calm down my spirit said!!! Post Malone wasn't helping matters too, I had sworn to disturb the whole lodge with my newly downloaded Post Malone songs. This guy na fire AhswearuGod!!! ¿“Cigarettes and a headband. Commas¡ commas in my head man. Slumped over like a dead man...¡”. Mehn!! Nawaoo Post Malone is gon' kill sombori She brought out the rice and was shocked to see Ofada rice, 'plz sombori call 9 1 1' this black thing?? why not Kuku kill me na. . Not like I had any other option so I just couldn't stop her from cooking it. Wey pepper and tomato na? She gave me this nasty look like she was gonna stop cooking if I hadn't shut up. Can't sombori play with you again? Action speaks louder than voice obviously!!! Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! The pot popped out pressured vapor as usual, I knew the food was on the come. I noticed starch oozing outa the vent tube.was this normal?? IONO. Less than 7 minutes the food was to be parboiled, i removed the weight valve and ssshhhh again the pressure escaped. Little did I know the worst was about to happen. The whole pressure had escaped and it was time for me to open the pot. I sang the last verse of the then playing tear$ by Post Malone. I Was so ready to open the pot but like the pot was stiffened by those who wanted me to die of hunger. As a typical yoruba guy, the first thing that came to my mind was 'My Village people don come'. If not why would this pot start playing pranks all of a sudden?? I had no kola to offer gods nor Palm wine so I was so ready to give the pot all that it demanded. ' Post Malone - whatever' was already playing and this had given me more strength. I garnered my last strength and force opened the Pot. Lo and behold i met my doom. I shouted JESUS CHRIST but it was already late, God isn't a magician. The pot exploded with full force and the explosion boomed and the final attack was on my face. My average-looking-face?? Why not my chest na . Before I could say 'MEHN' my whole face had turned red and had blanched. Face wey i dey manage b4 naim come spoil so?? After 30 minutes the whole face don turn something else,i barely could see people around. Syto yaff die o. I begged my Gf to stop the music or even delete all my Secular songs if possible , I remember say na God i need . Everybody in the lodge had gathered in my room,different voices of friends and foes all echoed in my head. I kept hearing 'sorry o' 'pele' haba'. Almost everybody around turned Doctor all of a sudden as they kept telling all sorta ways to treat the burn. Imagine Ahmed a Political scientist even prescribed drugs for me. It was until then I knew I was hopeless. Indeed it was so painful and my face would prolly never remain the same. Whichever way am glad it didnt get more than this. All thankz to God,Thanks to y'all for reading too. Never forece-open your pressure pot so as to avoid stories that touch. Thank God you survived it and judging by the burns, you got off relatively easy. I have a similar experience with fire burns to my face hence the advice I'm about to share. Go and get an aloe Vera plant. Don't buy the commercial aloe Vera gels. Get a small aloe vera plant and every day, morning and night, cut a small portion out of one of the leaves. Cut off the 'bark' which can be itchy and you should be left with the colorless slimy pulp. Crush the colourl ss pulp and apply this to the burnt areas of your face. I did this for about a month after my burns and my face healed perfectly with no tell tale marks. I hope this helps you too. |
Re: How A Nairalander's Face Got Burnt While Using Pressure Pot (PICS) by drphantom: 10:42am On Aug 02, 2016 |
lirusehn: Thank God you survived it and judging by the burns, you got off relatively easy. I have a similar experience with fire burns to my face hence the advice I'm about to share. Go and get an aloe Vera plant. Don't buy the commercial aloe Vera gels. Get a small aloe vera plant and every day, morning and night, cut a small portion out of one of the leaves. Cut off the 'bark' which can be itchy and you should be left with the colorless slimy pulp. Crush the colourl ss pulp and apply this to the burnt areas of your face. This is more effective at the stage you're in now I.e. When your face is still healing so. It worked for me and I hope it works for you. |
Re: How A Nairalander's Face Got Burnt While Using Pressure Pot (PICS) by lirusehn(m): 1:35pm On Aug 02, 2016 |
Re: How A Nairalander's Face Got Burnt While Using Pressure Pot (PICS) by lirusehn(m): 1:36pm On Aug 02, 2016 |
fpeter: thanks |
Re: How A Nairalander's Face Got Burnt While Using Pressure Pot (PICS) by lirusehn(m): 1:36pm On Aug 02, 2016 |
drphantom: thanks man #Noted |
Re: How A Nairalander's Face Got Burnt While Using Pressure Pot (PICS) by liciouspee(f): 1:42pm On Aug 02, 2016 |
lirusehn: So that my heart will be in my mouth n at d end come get face like u? No thanks, I'll pass. If normal pot no gree cook d food, make e dey der after all mama put dey *grins * |
Re: How A Nairalander's Face Got Burnt While Using Pressure Pot (PICS) by lirusehn(m): 1:55pm On Aug 02, 2016 |
liciouspee: mockery?? |
Re: How A Nairalander's Face Got Burnt While Using Pressure Pot (PICS) by christabell18(f): 4:31pm On Aug 02, 2016 |
RichieDaVinci01:..gosh...who r u?...u avent even erd d word "grammarian".i m freakin disappointed!...plus u dont even wanna learn. |
Re: How A Nairalander's Face Got Burnt While Using Pressure Pot (PICS) by RichieDaVinci01(m): 6:29pm On Aug 02, 2016 |
christabell18:okay ooo I stand to be corrected but it seems you need a grammarian more cuz seems you don't know how to spell.....Be writing everything like its aramic |
Re: How A Nairalander's Face Got Burnt While Using Pressure Pot (PICS) by Jasy(m): 6:35pm On Aug 02, 2016 |
Pishure of ur gf carrying the ofada rice before the burn or adonbilivit |
Re: How A Nairalander's Face Got Burnt While Using Pressure Pot (PICS) by liciouspee(f): 5:21pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
lirusehn: |
Re: How A Nairalander's Face Got Burnt While Using Pressure Pot (PICS) by DonaTee(f): 10:30am On Aug 04, 2016 |
@lirusehn kpele oooo. I doubt if I studied d manual of dat pressure cooker. U were toying with steam n pressure. Next time put d pot in a bowl/sink filled with tap water. It will cool faster b4 u open. the day my hubby tried dis shit I freaked out. Pot has cooled for some minutes tho n he's a strong guy so he held down d pressure. But he swore never to try it again Hope ur face is healing? Aloe vera n honey helps with good n fast healing without scars. And lick vitamin C tablets 1 Like |
Re: How A Nairalander's Face Got Burnt While Using Pressure Pot (PICS) by lollybae(f): 2:43pm On Aug 04, 2016 |
hadura29:hi |
Re: How A Nairalander's Face Got Burnt While Using Pressure Pot (PICS) by hadura29(m): 2:57pm On Aug 04, 2016 |
Re: How A Nairalander's Face Got Burnt While Using Pressure Pot (PICS) by lollybae(f): 3:01pm On Aug 04, 2016 |
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Re: How A Nairalander's Face Got Burnt While Using Pressure Pot (PICS) by lirusehn(m): 8:42pm On Aug 04, 2016 |
DonaTee: infact it's healing faster than expected. Thanks a bunch 1 Like |
Re: How A Nairalander's Face Got Burnt While Using Pressure Pot (PICS) by maynation(f): 3:25pm On Aug 05, 2016 |
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Re: How A Nairalander's Face Got Burnt While Using Pressure Pot (PICS) by lirusehn(m): 3:36pm On Aug 05, 2016 |
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Re: How A Nairalander's Face Got Burnt While Using Pressure Pot (PICS) by maynation(f): 3:53pm On Aug 05, 2016 |
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Re: How A Nairalander's Face Got Burnt While Using Pressure Pot (PICS) by lirusehn(m): 5:40pm On Aug 05, 2016 |
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Re: How A Nairalander's Face Got Burnt While Using Pressure Pot (PICS) by jbblues24(m): 12:07am On Jun 02, 2019 |
Outstandingly thought out! I wonder what would have happened if I made this |
Re: How A Nairalander's Face Got Burnt While Using Pressure Pot (PICS) by lirusehn(m): 7:52am On Nov 28, 2019 |
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Re: How A Nairalander's Face Got Burnt While Using Pressure Pot (PICS) by Nobody: 10:14pm On Dec 16, 2019 |
lirusehn:Bro let's see your face na |
Re: How A Nairalander's Face Got Burnt While Using Pressure Pot (PICS) by lirusehn(m): 7:52am On Dec 17, 2019 |
NeededGist:Sorry you are late. I have already taken down the pictures for privacy sake. |
Re: How A Nairalander's Face Got Burnt While Using Pressure Pot (PICS) by Nobody: 6:13am On Dec 30, 2019 |
lirusehn: SORRY ABOUT THE EXPERIENCE ......BUT YOU MADE IT SOUND FUNNY....NEVER FORCE OPEN A PRESSURE PORT |
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