lirusehn:



Weldone bro. Bonuola is my jnr bro.

lirusehn:


Bross 2months . You wan kill me finish?

EYIMICHAEL:




I
How is your health now

very much okay!

Thanks for the concern

fpeter:
Chai! I have a big pressure pot that i use for cooking beans.
The rule is NEVER OPEN IT until you're sure the pot is cold.
For burns, always apply raw eggs first before anything else.
So So sorry!

thanks

drphantom:


Thank God you survived it and judging by the burns, you got off relatively easy. I have a similar experience with fire burns to my face hence the advice I'm about to share. Go and get an aloe Vera plant. Don't buy the commercial aloe Vera gels. Get a small aloe vera plant and every day, morning and night, cut a small portion out of one of the leaves. Cut off the 'bark' which can be itchy and you should be left with the colorless slimy pulp. Crush the colourl ss pulp and apply this to the burnt areas of your face.
This is more effective at the stage you're in now I.e. When your face is still healing so. It worked for me and I hope it works for you.

thanks man

#Noted

lirusehn:


thanks dear



broh na wa to you oo






buy a pressure pot and you won't stop thanking me

liciouspee:


So that my heart will be in my mouth n at d end come get face like u? No thanks, I'll pass. If normal pot no gree cook d food, make e dey der after all mama put dey *grins *

mockery??

RichieDaVinci01:
'Grammarian' is not even a word.......smh face your work,plus I did that on purpose

christabell18:
..gosh...who r u?...u avent even erd d word "grammarian".i m freakin disappointed!...plus u dont even wanna learn.

lirusehn:

mockery??

hadura29:
Last last Hungerbad...

lollybae:
hi

hadura29:



Hello

DonaTee:
@lirusehn kpele oooo. I doubt if I studied d manual of dat pressure cooker. U were toying with steam n pressure.
Next time put d pot in a bowl/sink filled with tap water. It will cool faster b4 u open.

the day my hubby tried dis shit I freaked out. Pot has cooled for some minutes tho n he's a strong guy so he held down d pressure. But he swore never to try it again

Hope ur face is healing? Aloe vera n honey helps with good n fast healing without scars. And lick vitamin C tablets

infact it's healing faster than expected.




Thanks a bunch

lirusehn:
Please help take down this thread.
cc
Sissy3 and dominique

Please I beg you both.

NeededGist:
Bro let's see your face na

lirusehn:
Mods abeg endeavor to move this to the right section


If you are expecting the Chinua-Achebe's kind of write-up 'You are on a Long thing .


STRAIGHT TO THE POINT


It was around 4PM on Friday after a long hectic journey,having to leave Lagos for Kaduna was one hell of a nightmare .

Left Lagos around 9 PM on Friday and unfortunately the bus Bleep*d us all up before getting to Lokoja, we wasted like 5 hours and after much ado I got to school around 3:30PM with my tommy requesting for executive restoration.

The first thing to know about me is the fact that I can't stand hunger for 10 minutes as i may end up crying out loud like a kid and funny enough my desire for food is always on a zero level while traveling,Irrespective of how far the journey could be i can't stand eating nor drinking anything.



My girlfriend came to meet me on my way to my lodge,I had scanned her hand hoping to see a food warmer or food flask but I only could see her hand bag 'WTF' i screamed inside of me.


FAST-FORWARDED TO MY ROOM.



It was already some minutes to 4 o'clock and my stomach isn't helping matters, I needed to eat something but ain't gon' start walking to community market which has always served as my 'Mr Biggs' . The distance alone would only provoke those precious worms inside of me who had almost finished my tiny intestine.

Need i tell you my worms are like snakes?? Mehn!! You won't believe ryt?? Trust me these niccurs got no chill They can finish one bowl of garrri within 5 minutes . Don't even tell me to de-worm, can't stand to loose them.



Back to the topic, My GF advised
me to cook it came as a shock as i smiled like a wounded ant. Cook?? You mean puke?? . Where would i get foodstuffs from?

She explained how she got 3 bowls of rice from a friend who stays somewhere around my lodge and how she couldn't take it home.

Blah blah blah!! The rice has so far been in my room since then. Glad she has a spare key to my room,hehe!! If not i for no get hope.

We agreed we gon' cook. Won't that take like hours?? I might not make it i thought .

The only pot i have should do the magic,' My almighty PRESSURE POT' . To whom it may concern, I bought this pot 2013 and have not used it more than 7 times despite being my only pot and my gas cooker is all repping. The gas no one finish 'Edakun help me!!' after 3 Yrs??


Who's gon' stop this cooking? i asked myself. Calm down my spirit said!!!
Post Malone wasn't helping matters too, I had sworn to disturb the whole lodge with my newly downloaded Post Malone songs. This guy na fire AhswearuGod!!!

¿“Cigarettes and a headband. Commas¡ commas in my head man. Slumped over like a dead man...¡”. Mehn!! Nawaoo Post Malone is gon' kill sombori

She brought out the rice and was shocked to see Ofada rice, 'plz sombori call 9 1 1' this black thing?? why not Kuku kill me na. . Not like I had any other option so I just couldn't stop her from cooking it.

Wey pepper and tomato na? She gave me this nasty look like she was gonna stop cooking if I hadn't shut up.
Can't sombori play with you again? Action speaks louder than voice obviously!!!


Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! The pot popped out pressured vapor as usual, I knew the food was on the come. I noticed starch oozing outa the vent tube.was this normal?? IONO. Less than 7 minutes the food was to be parboiled, i removed the weight valve and ssshhhh again the pressure escaped. Little did I know the worst was about to happen. The whole pressure had escaped and it was time for me to open the pot.

I sang the last verse of the then playing tear$ by Post Malone. I Was so ready to open the pot but like the pot was stiffened by those who wanted me to die of hunger. As a typical yoruba guy, the first thing that came to my mind was 'My Village people don come'. If not why would this pot start playing pranks all of a sudden?? I had no kola to offer gods nor Palm wine so I was so ready to give the pot all that it demanded.



' Post Malone - whatever' was already playing and this had given me more strength. I garnered my last strength and force opened the Pot. Lo and behold i met my doom.


I shouted JESUS CHRIST but it was already late, God isn't a magician. The pot exploded with full force and the explosion boomed and the final attack was on my face. My average-looking-face?? Why not my chest na . Before I could say 'MEHN' my whole face had turned red and had blanched.

Face wey i dey manage b4 naim come spoil so??
After 30 minutes the whole face don turn something else,i barely could see people around. Syto yaff die o.

I begged my Gf to stop the music or even delete all my Secular songs if possible , I remember say na God i need . Everybody in the lodge had gathered in my room,different voices of friends and foes all echoed in my head. I kept hearing 'sorry o' 'pele' haba'. Almost everybody around turned Doctor all of a sudden as they kept telling all sorta ways to treat the burn.
Imagine Ahmed a Political scientist even prescribed drugs for me. It was until then I knew I was hopeless.



Indeed it was so painful and my face would prolly never remain the same. Whichever way am glad it didnt get more than this. All thankz to God,Thanks to y'all for reading too. Never forece-open your pressure pot so as to avoid stories that touch.






Pics before the burn