PerkyJeggs:


Person wey don die. uhn?

yes before he gets to heaven he can still have multiple orgasms..

Someone wud still blame buhari.

dickoflife:
yes before he gets to heaven he can still have multiple orgasms..

Seriously? What can I say bruh,
You need Jesus

And just when I thought masturbation was the safest it has killed Harold. Time to invent another. Guys let's brainstorm. we've got to tell the girls we can afford pleasure without their punnany. Innamin?

'Stroking d salami' has ended another person's life.. Chai

chojo3000:
Americans dey overdo sha.. y u go wan strangle urself because of masturbation? annnikky dis ur dp make pesin no die ontop ur matter too o

How Bristol, England take concern America?

Theoritical:
Endtime masturbation. Endtime Laptop

Wetin be end tym laptop there na

Sad

kuchikau:

I hate girls dat mensturates. How can blood coming fron your BIG T0TO wet ur pants and skirt,yet u claim to be sophisticated. *Smells*

Gosh!!! Wasted spermatozoa

annnikky:

Reall? So hw do u intend pregnanting ur wife in future if she dnt mensturate Even u that came in to this world, hw did u do d@? Did u came out of d blues or from heaven down to earth?

Bruhs tink joor

babe see eh, idiots like this are only seeking attention, replaying his post makes him feel like this just ignore him he knows his stupid already.

It happened in E-N-G-L-A-N-D. Nothing concerns me. Nigerians love their lives too much to attempt such.

RIP dude. you might be dead, but your manhood lives on.

kuchikau:

I hate girls dat mensturates. How can blood coming fron your BIG T0TO wet ur pants and skirt,yet u claim to be sophisticated. *Smells*

. Meaning ??

Konji nh bastard. Umuasas shey una don rest un dy stingy wiv kitty kat way God give Una 4 free

.

falconey:



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grossintel:
babe see eh, idiots like this are only seeking attention, replaying his post makes him feel like this just ignore him he knows his stupid already.

I tire oo honestly, maybe his future kids will fall from heaven n not conceive by a woman.

mordtonia:
This is what it means to 'die on the job'.
Hahahaha
Konji the B*STARD

He died on active service. Devil punished him

kuchikau:

I hate girls dat mensturates. How can blood coming fron your BIG T0TO wet ur pants and skirt,yet u claim to be sophisticated. *Smells*

dayum nigga

Fizzie87:
. Meaning ??

Meaning that the guy wasn't conceived by a woman

tunahper:
'Stroking d salami' has ended another person's life.. Chai

the kielbasa

I suspect the op of masturbating too.

falconey:
falconey:



hi sorry for the disturbance.


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Fizzie87
grossintel
Akims
charix
nell2
passyhansome


How was your night? I guess it went well.
please VOTE falconey come Saturday for MR NAIRALAND 2016 FINALS voting starts 10am to 6pm in fashion section , how I vote ? Here is the format simple post "I VOTE falconey CC NLJEGA" .
Your vote work wonders it can put a smile on my face for a very long time .
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mirakuru:
don't know why some guys prefer to masturbate than experience the real deal... masturbation itself destroys the brain. now it has led to the death of a young man.

Please how does maturation destroy the brain this is careless talk

BrainnewsNg:



Hmmmmmm

It is well

He should not be 'embalm' yet, he travel to planet 'Mercury' because the pleasure was too much on him

its like you go there a lot o...how do they know when he is back na?

U could have saved a soul or feel bad for not having opportunity to save a soul

mordtonia:


Yes, I did.

Lmao!!! but how can you strangle yourself because you want to masturbate? #Smh

engrjacuzzi:
I suspect the op of masturbating too.

Na me n u dey do am ni

Died from konjilitis.

But ladies wicked shaa... just to give this thing make person do dem no gree, i don't know what they are saving their vigina for, God gave this thing free to them, but they are hoarding it and young men are dying because of this thing. I don't know what they will gain for allowing innocent man died because of something you got freely and starve young men from enjoying it. If we have this thing do you think we will begging to enjoy it. No problem