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Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by Efewestern: 7:18am On Aug 25, 2016

avril9:
so its totally ok to tickle a stranger because u tink shez new skool and wud want to be wooed like dat? Now I see y relationship\marriage is taking a dive Negatively. Pls adjust ur 90% cos I tell u there r still women who don't love d new skool way. For me body part is scared try touching it(wen I didn't give my permission or on a first meeting) n get d slap of ur life.

@bolded lol, Different strokes for different Folks, Ur type won't be hard to get (Hey sister no offence) Pray u don't meet someone like d op(They got the key) .. By tickling the lady, u got her on a high note.. Try saying Helo , hi .. hehehe our New Skool ladies will blike wtf

Hmmm.. 90% might be too much, but a large % of our Girls prefer it That way, reason they fall for d wrong guys, cous theu wrong guys got all the keys .. grin

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Av been a God fearing guy for sometime nw, Believe me i av receive alot of heartbreak or should i say Insult.. I haven't met any Old skool.. maybe it depends on ur location..am from Delta.

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Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by Nobody: 12:13pm On Aug 26, 2016

Sorry guys for the delay. Was a bit busy. But let me address avril9 before l continue.

Avril9,let's be honest,when a gentleman comes out of the blues and tickles you your first reaction would most likely be curiousity not aggressiveness. It's not like he tapped your ass or grabbed your boobs. Just a friendly tickle can't possibly warrant a slap from you,but what do l know?

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Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by Nobody: 12:28pm On Aug 26, 2016

Back to the matter.

Claire and l got talking on phone afterwards and our conversations really went smoothly,like we were dating.
She told me she likes me because l'm witty and bold.
At that point l was convinced l've made an impression on her,so it was safe to invite her over - and l did that.

Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by Nobody: 12:50pm On Aug 26, 2016

On the 9th of July,a Saturday,was the day Claire agreed to visit the lion's lair.

When she called that she was about to start coming I quickly did the usual things guys do when expecting a conquest - clean up the whole place,put a new sheet on the bed,put the condom where it could accessed easily,took my bath,brush my mouth again and spray every. Then l waited,with my phone in hand like a corper waiting for his alert.

Some 15mins later my phone rang,it was Claire. She called to say she was no longer coming.

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Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by Nobody: 12:53pm On Aug 26, 2016

Safedavid,efewestern,lovelynature,eruditee l don dey update o.

Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by Nobody: 12:56pm On Aug 26, 2016

Jimfarayola,jcflex,jagugu88li,konkobilo,optimusmind,civilzedtyger holla let me know l'm not alone.

Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by Lovelynature(m): 1:14pm On Aug 26, 2016

Thebachelor:
Safedavid,efewestern,lovelynature,eruditee l don dey update o.

Nice one bro, let's go there

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Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by Nobody: 1:20pm On Aug 26, 2016

I figured it may be a game to see my reaction or something,so l calmly asked her why,if something went wrong,you know acting all caring and stuff.

And then she replied,''l'm at your gate''.
Then for some unknown reason,that flavour and sarkodie's song just came to mind.
I was whistling it while l went to open the gate for Claire.

When l opened the gate l was star struck by what l saw.
''wow!!! I'm speechless'',l actually was.
She was dressed in short black gown. Though simple looking,her figure made the dress looked undersize.

She just smiled and said,''l'm here''.
For a moment l thought of running in,get dressed and take her somewhere just to show her off. Then it hit me,l'm just a side nigga. Such stuffs are the exclusive preserve of the main nigga.

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Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by Nobody: 1:34pm On Aug 26, 2016

I guided her to my room,locked the door behind us and asked her to feel relaxed.

I brought a bottle of wine from the fridge,popped it open and poured us some. I had to mixed mine with black bullet(just wine dont do it for me).

She looked around my slaughter house and complimented the place. After a glass of wine,she said she wasn't going to stay for long because she had somewhere else to go to.

That was all the cue l needed as l quickly planted a kiss on her lips. Damn,they were so soft.
She mourned softly as she welcomed my lips,and surrendered herself gently on the bed. I really loved her scent.

Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by Nobody: 1:48pm On Aug 26, 2016

Let me deviate again at this point gentlemen. Making that move when in a room with lady has always been a challenge for gentlemen since time immemorial. There are many cues a lady will give to signal that they want you to make the move. It could be verbal,body language and even silence. That shall be extensively dealt with in a different thread.

In the case at hand,the cue was ''l won't be staying long''. That was what she said,but what she actually meant was ''no time to waste on idle talks,lets get started already''

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Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by Nobody: 1:51pm On Aug 26, 2016

I don't feel l'm flowing in here,so l dey pause.

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Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by Nobody: 1:54pm On Aug 26, 2016

You are not alone, but right now I am reading ALONE
by pamelb

Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by Nobody: 1:55pm On Aug 26, 2016

optimusmind:
You are not alone, but right now I am reading ALONE written by pamelb

Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by princy80(m): 2:03pm On Aug 26, 2016

always following grin

Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by bamirotola: 2:12pm On Aug 26, 2016

Thebachelor:
She was startled. She couldn't figure whether l was a face she knew or not and that was the idea.
But that bold move made her relaxed and we got talking like we were familiar,and l got her laughing real hard. I dropped some couple of more lines and had her revealing(unknowingly) some details to me. After some few more compliments,l said goodbye to her and left. She expected me to ask her for her number,that's what an everyday guy would do. But l didn't,l knew better. Already,from our little chit-chat l knew how to find her,and where...

Brethren don't try the tickling part @ home... u Myt find urself @home with a missing tooth... obedience dey say is what?! I av landed

Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by Nobody: 2:20pm On Aug 26, 2016

Thebachelor:
Jimfarayola,jcflex,jagugu88li,konkobilo,optimusmind,civilzedtyger holla let me know l'm not alone.

Got your back! kiss

Thanks for mentioning, I didn't know the was more. Make I go read, come back drop comments or questions

Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by ericuzor(m): 2:21pm On Aug 26, 2016

Thebachelor:
I don't feel l'm flowing in here,so l dey pause.

my guy am feeling you

Eric Uzor is here grin

Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by jcflex(m): 2:30pm On Aug 26, 2016

Thebachelor:
Jimfarayola,jcflex,jagugu88li,konkobilo,optimusmind,civilzedtyger holla let me know l'm not alone.

Good to go

Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by Nobody: 2:50pm On Aug 26, 2016

@Thebachelor
so after mentioning me,
you only updated this small. . . .

OK
I'm done reading it.

next. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by Baylam(m): 2:56pm On Aug 26, 2016

I like d swag in your write up. I owe u a bottle of orijin bitters

Thebachelor:
From my dug out,l quickly burst open one bullet and gun shot the whole thing. The motive was to put my confidence level at full bar when she comes out. Sprayed my mouth with some mouth wash and waited patiently like l was on ATM queue. Few minutes later,she strolled casually from the shop like she didnt know a gentleman was waiting. I prep myself up for the assault. As she was about to flag down a cab,l tickled her from behind...

Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by LorDBolton(m): 2:56pm On Aug 26, 2016

Thebachelor:
She was startled. She couldn't figure whether l was a face she knew or not and that was the idea.
But that bold move made her relaxed and we got talking like we were familiar,and l got her laughing real hard. I dropped some couple of more lines and had her revealing(unknowingly) some details to me. After some few more compliments,l said goodbye to her and left. She expected me to ask her for her number,that's what an everyday guy would do. But l didn't,l knew better. Already,from our little chit-chat l knew how to find her,and where...

Wait bro... u TOUCHED a babe...total stranger and after realising you indeed a stranger and a preacher for that matter yet she didn't give you an earful she jes relaxed.

Guy u met a low level hoe. E.O.D

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Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by Efewestern: 4:31pm On Aug 26, 2016

Thebachelor:
I don't feel l'm flowing in here,so l dey pause.

Come you better come and finish this tin b4 i burst ur head grin

Avril9 sweetheart hope u re reading this ..

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Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by Efewestern: 4:34pm On Aug 26, 2016

LorDBolton:

Wait bro... u TOUCHED a babe...total stranger and after realising you indeed a stranger and a preacher for that matter yet she didn't give you an earful she jes relaxed.

Guy u met a low level hoe. E.O.D

There you got it wrong, Most girls re H**, Depends on your key... Thebachelor got that.. abeg nor let ur babe near that guy.. Na badt guy.. Egbon Thebachelor Kontinu

Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by LorDBolton(m): 5:10pm On Aug 26, 2016

Efewestern:

There you got it wrong, Most girls re H**, Depends on your key... Thebachelor got that.. abeg nor let ur babe near that guy.. Na badt guy.. Egbon Thebachelor Kontinu

Oga I don't need to be told all girls r h*oes.

I said she a "LOW LEVEL" hoe that's the key word.

This guy might just be typing tales after watching a music video lols

Try it In real life with the wrong babe and she fit tag u "touch n follow" then u end up on NL FP.

A solid playa knows better... i just hope he used double-protection cos that babe is definitely for every tom-dick-harry she jam.

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Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by SafeDavid(m): 5:12pm On Aug 26, 2016

Thebachelor:
Safedavid,efewestern,lovelynature,eruditee l don dey update o.

I'm with you bro!
Like bread and butter. grin

Still waiting for the juicier part.

What happened after the sex.

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Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by Efewestern: 5:34pm On Aug 26, 2016

LorDBolton:

Oga I don't need to be told all girls r h*oes.

I said she a "LOW LEVEL" hoe that's the key word.

This guy might just be typing tales after watching a music video lols

Try it In real life with the wrong babe and she fit tag u "touch n follow" then u end up on NL FP.

A solid playa knows better... i just hope he used double-protection cos that babe is definitely for every tom-dick-harry she jam.

Lolz.. now i got ur point.. Low level bitc**.. A girl said something similar.. think on the first page.. Well am enjoying this story.. The OP Sabi am..

@Bolded i said MOST girls oo.. nt all Girls grin

Badt guy.. abeg make we respect dem ladies small.. Cheerssss

Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by Nobody: 5:54pm On Aug 26, 2016

I'm back. But before l proceed,let me address one young man.

Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by Nobody: 6:08pm On Aug 26, 2016

LorDBolton:

Wait bro... u TOUCHED a babe...total stranger and after realising you indeed a stranger and a preacher for that matter yet she didn't give you an earful she jes relaxed.

Guy u met a low level hoe. E.O.D

Firstly,what works for me might not necessarily work for you. Why is that? I'm not your average male. Not to sound cocky,I'm a very bold and confident alphamale.
Same girl that might give you an earful when you approach her that way will give me a listening ear.

Secondly,she's not a ''hoe''. I choose my women carefully. She's probably the girl of your dream. The kind of girl you just know is beyond you.

Finally,keep calm and learn a thing or two about women. They don't teach you this in school. But l'm giving you for free.

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Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by kellycute(m): 6:16pm On Aug 26, 2016

@bachelor, damn, you got game. Bone that guy he doesn't know the game. Let him continue acting super nice to em ladies and getting friendzone while the game niggaz kip getting hawter babes beyond his level #teamalphamale# seem I'm gonna create my own thread shortly to teach em nice niggaz the game and how to get their balls and confident back.

Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by Nobody: 6:37pm On Aug 26, 2016

So we had sex. Pardon me folks,but l will jump the juicy details of the whole love making. Trying to fast forward to the ''war''.

After the session,l had my normal after-sex feeling where l just want be on my own.
Plus,l was disappointed with the sex. Her skills just didn't match her crazy shape,so l wasn't looking forward to an encore. I hurried into the bathroom,cleaned up and put on my short. She did same,but surprisingly after she came out of the bathroom she just laid on the bed,covered herself with duvee and started watching tv.

I had expected her to dress up and start going to wherever it was she said she wanted to go to.
So l asked her a seemingly innocent question,''l thought you said you were going somewhere?''
''oh,you are chasing me now right?'',she retorted.

Her countenance changed and she just stood up,dressed up and headed for the door.
I threw a sleeveless on and made to see her off.
She asked me not to border that she can find her way.
''hey,slow down. What's wrong with you?''
''nothing'',she said as she opened the door and left.

''l'm not down for girls drama'',l thought to myself as l picked a can of black bullet,sipped up while watching aljezera.

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Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by CivilzedTyger(m): 7:07pm On Aug 26, 2016

Well done Bro. I'm behind you like hunch back

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Re: I Was Okay As The Side Nigga... Now She Wants A Pound Of Flesh. by Nobody: 7:15pm On Aug 26, 2016

Thebachelor:
So we had sex. Pardon me folks,but l will jump the juicy details of the whole love making. Trying to fast forward to the ''war''.

After the session,l had my normal after-sex feeling where l just want be on my own.
Plus,l was disappointed with the sex. Her skills just didn't match her crazy shape,so l wasn't looking forward to an encore. I hurried into the bathroom,cleaned up and put on my short. She did same,but surprisingly after she came out of the bathroom she just laid on the bed,covered herself with duvee and started watching tv.

I had expected her to dress up and start going to wherever it was she said she wanted to go to.
So l asked her a seemingly innocent question,''l thought you said you were going somewhere?''
''oh,you are chasing me now right?'',she retorted.

Her countenance changed and she just stood up,dressed up and headed for the door.
I threw a sleeveless on and made to see her off.
She asked me not to border that she can find her way.
''hey,slow down. What's wrong with you?''
''nothing'',she said as she opened the door and left.

''l'm not down for girls drama'',l thought to myself as l picked a can of black bullet,sipped up while watching aljezera.

Nice one. You really understand game. The Average Joe would have begged to escort her when she said no. Kudos, you really maintained frame; you were unfazed by her after sex drama. Following.

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