Here are some funny reasons to call your ex

1.Me calling...hello, I'm calling to find out if I left my pink blouse over there. That blouse is my favorite n I can't find it in my things here..I'm sure I left it at ur place. Tell me when ever u be home so I can pick it up or you drop it here when u can cuz I really don't want to come over to ur place ever again. I paid too much for that blouse.
...actually I'm screaming in my heart....I miss u sooo freaking bad and I want to come over to ur house right this minute (women, say something else and mean something else...most of the time). Lol
2.Me calling my ex
Pls delete all my nude pics on ur phone...I don't want u to keep my pics of me wearing bra and panties on your phone pls...won't u mind me?Have u or not?....ok I'm coming over to check.

Then I'll hang up quick before he says No don't come.

3. Me calling
I left my pant liner in ur house..
I need them...
Him..I tot u never needed it so I disposed it..
Me...nooo dats my favorite pant
liner,tell me when ull be home let me come and check ...lol
Him..... Hummmm but u can get another one... Or is there sometin else u want ?
Me...nooo pls ooo sometin else like what.?pls ooo its my pant liner dat I just want...lol dats a big lie ...I just wanna see u again

4.Me calling
i left my toothbrush in your house,i am not calling to argue or to quarrel i just want my toothbrush back,coming over to get it

feel free to add more

i am looking for my period. Maybe its ontop of the bed. I am coming to check myself

After months of breakup.
u just call her to ask if she help me keep my laptops battery cus I can't find it since we broke up or should I come over to search for it.

I left my unused pad at ur place and I urgently need it can I come over to pick them

Hope u took postinor for the last sex we had last month, i'm jus calling to confirm

Her....That my pishure i gave 2 u, pls i want it bak or should i cum nd tak it....


Me.....cum nd collect it

I can't find my bag of garri. You stole it again abi? I'm coming to verify

NevetsIbot:
I can't find my bag of garri. You stole it again abi? I'm coming to verify

Verify?? Na BVN number