freecocoa:
Biatch never heard of d1ldo, assuming I'm having issues with getting a man to boink, and if I can't afford a a d1ldo, cucumber goes for how much again? If cucumber is out of reach, there's candle and if I run out of objects to use, I still have my hands/fingers thank Satan, so you were saying?

I've told you, you don't have talk, why are you stressing yourself?

Truly you're a street girl. So all the years in FUTO didn't eradicate this dark side?

freshvine:


Truly you're a street girl. So all the years in FUTO didn't eradicate this dark side?

Ah! You never hear? Street ti take over.

Stay there and be sleeping on okada.

freecocoa:
Biatch never heard of d1ldo, assuming I'm having issues with getting a man to boink, and if I can't afford a a d1ldo, cucumber goes for how much again? If cucumber is out of reach, there's candle and if I run out of objects to use, I still have my hands/fingers thank Satan, so you were saying?

I've told you, you don't have talk, why are you stressing yourself?

D1ldos are too inflexible and cucumber fit break oh.....
Just invite me over... Let me see if I am free...

njokusboy:


D1ldos are too inflexible and cucumber fit break oh.....
Just invite me over... Let me see if I am free...

I'll let you know if it ever comes to that, thanks for the kind offer.

freecocoa:
I'll let you know if it ever comes to that, thanks for the kind offer.

Anytime..

tearoses:
TV & Freecocoa please O it’s enough
Nothing to gain from all this
Nothing at all
Biko, sheath swords and move on

Birdman sef don find chick to marry

. Sheath swords ke? Like how? You think it's just sword lasan lasan I bought? Come see heavy, heavy, artillery, and cutting edge data mining aps . I was just re-positioning my troops and getting ready to advance . No quarter asked, no quarter given. This one na NL last moniker standing!

Ok I don hear . What? sheath and make peace? You jest? Oh, ok then.

Freecocoa, no vex huh? I think I can see what may have triggered you off, but it was not meant like that, like you said, just banter - and I was just on the verge of dropping pix .

Either way, apologies, I should know better, and I do feel a duty of care for everyone here. I'm sure you'll get your spec right and get your spec. I'll stop now as I'm almost overwhelmed by the urge to give advice . See you on the next thread. Make sure you views are tight sha!


TV

freecocoa:
Me wey dey live for village, I never go lagos before na. Abeg I go manage that your friend as him come slim join sef but hope say him bank account no slim too o? The argument no go be problem, if we finish we do make up sexy things.

Forward him contact info sharparly biko.

Calm down first. You have to pay:

1. Consultancy fee
2. Goodwill fee
3. Connection fee
4. Administrative fee...

See me in my office.

freecocoa:
You claim that all your years on NL, you have seen me for what I am, ' a blasphemous ignoramus' and have ignored me, pray tell what changed? Oh! You said I ridiculed a young man, who btw was my boyfriend and knew what I had written, biko tell us, who is this guy to you? How is that your business? So you took it upon yourself to fight his battles? Chai! jesus of oyigbo, come see your son.

You did quote me first on the gay men thread and also did before that, in another thread but here you are lying shamelessly, I won't even bother to prove it, anyone who cares can just do a quick search on both our monikers to see for themselves, if I lied, it wouldn't be a surprise, at least I'm everything bad in this world according to you, now what's your excuse for lying so shamelessly Mr born again jesus man? Smh.

For someone who knows how much of an ignoramus I am and has absolutely no interest in me, you seem to care too much(which you even said somewhere on this thread) don't you find it a wee bit strange that you jump into matters concerning me head first? I mean, I'd like to think that if you know someone to be stupid and everything you hate, then the obvious/sensible thing to do would be to stay away from them but no, you never hesitate to barge into my matter, yet say you have no interest in me, what then should we call what you are doing? Confused much? I never have really given it a thought, but I think I need to get a restraining order from Seun, ordering you to stay away from me cos your actions have "stalker" boldly written on them, feck off already you creep.

What you fail to realise, is that I don't take what goes on here serious enough to dig up personal stuff to attack people with, reason why I haven't seen said pictures, it just isn't important, so I couldn't have been butt hurt from whatever nonsense you think you did to me, replying you on this thread which I erroneously thought was banter, is proof enough. I don't need to hide behind anyone to insult you, If I wanted to, I'd have insulted you outright on that thread but I didn't, whatever happened on there was playing around, good old NL style for me, again reason I didn't go deep, maybe the fact that I laughed with the women you've had endless beef with makes you think I have time to gang up with people against you, I'm not really into that, I can fight my own battles, always have, always will bebe.

Likening what I wrote on the girl's night thread with OP's clearly shows how daft you are. Did I open a thread listing qualities and asking men to apply? If I mocked the OP, is it your kettle of fish? Did the OP complain to you? I'm guessing no, still you jumped in to quote me, regardless of the fact that there are a dozen people who boldly mocked/called bull on his post, but here you are days after, going back and forth with me, still somehow, you have no interest in my person, you need to see a shrink, you are obsessed, I feel sorry for you.

You are old(I hope to be someday) but we are talking about now, I am in my 20's which most people consider young, mind you, the fact that you are old is not the issue, your attitude is, someone your age should know better is the point. I have no beef with your wife so if she's beautiful, I'm genuinely glad for her(though I have no problem with ugly people in general) but you sha are ugly and I am not. Who is the one hopeless enough to lose sleep over me allegedly getting attention/sympathy on NL, thereby making it his life's mission to ensure that I get none ever again? The answer is still, you, doesn't that tell us who the desperate one really is? You be the judge.

Aha Ahn! I never knew what it takes to be a refined man is to have endless squabbles with women, who you claim are beneath you on cyber space, is that what you understand class to be? What sort of refined person would quote an unrefined one to insult them first? So because in your buffoonery, you failed to realise in time that, when it comes to hurling insults/arguement on NL, KanwuliaExtra(love her btw) is the only one, I would back out of a fight with, you suddenly remembered class and being refined? You thought I was going to run? May Sango roast your balls with lightening you smongrel.

You are so stupid I pity your kids(i sincerely do) but I'm glad not all kids end up like their folks, hopefully they escape your f00lishness, how can you ask to substantiate the fact that you are a hypocrite, when it's blindingly clear with all you do in this section, parading yourself as a child of God while conducting yourself in the manner you do? What can be more proof than that?

If you had any modicum of basic common sense , you wouldn't say anything more about who I supposedly sleep with, thinking that is an insult to my person, me that have already told you I can sleep with any person, man o, woman o, animal o or thing I choose as my vajayjay is mine and mine alone to decide how I use, let it not pain you too much, I'm not your business after all.

Better come back with something other than you think I'm ignorant and blasphemous and that's why you lose sleep over me, or the joke's on you, blawdy fvcktard.

Oh, shut up freecocoa ( which is actually a euphemism for free punny)

I know you're a flag bearing ignoramus and have displayed ignorance in a celebratory manner since I have known you.

When you get slapped with a wet ice of truth, you run for cover by playing the victim of cyber bullying.

Now shut up and act graceful for once in your life even if it will choke you to do death to do so.

freecocoa:
Biatch never heard of d1ldo, assuming I'm having issues with getting a man to boink, and if I can't afford a a d1ldo, cucumber goes for how much again? If cucumber is out of reach, there's candle and if I run out of objects to use, I still have my hands/fingers thank Satan, so you were saying?

I've told you, you don't have talk, why are you stressing yourself?

Dark child, my demons thirst for you.

Let me fück you to surrender in a breathtaking manner.

Forget that cucumber or dildø, cucumber doesn't vibrate during orgasm and Love Machine is cold and artificial.

You will feel my warm dick pulsating and vibrating deep inside your püssy walls as your vagina lips contrast and expand to cope with the varying width of my black, veiny dick.

You need a Fück therapy for correctional purposes.

lezznjr:
Dark child, my demons thirst for you.

Let me fück you to surrender in a breathtaking manner.

Forget that cucumber or dildø, cucumber doesn't vibrate during orgasm and Love Machine is cold and artificial.

You will feel my warm dick pulsating and vibrating deep inside your püssy walls as your vagina lips contrast and expand to cope with the varying width of my black, veiny dick.

You need a Fück therapy for correctional purposes.

Like seriously? You'd Bleep that demented hoe? Come on bruv... plenty of worthy punny around.

I wouldn't want you sticking your dick in a vagina consecrated by Satan himself.

lezznjr:


Oh, shut up freecocoa ( which is actually a euphemism for free punny)

I know you're a flag bearing ignoramus and have displayed ignorance in a celebratory manner since I have known you.

When you get slapped with a wet ice of truth, you run for cover by playing the victim of cyber bullying.

Now shut up and act graceful for once in your life even if it will choke you to do death to do so.

Hehehe, e dey pepper una, y'all are gonna just drop dead one day on top my matter, to think that someone who doesn't give a rat's about your existence gives you this much trouble, so much so that you jump in, when the issue doesn't even concern you says a lot about your state of mind.

Take it easy you hear, the lord is your strength.

joseph1832:
Like seriously? You'd Bleep that demented hoe? Come on bruv... plenty of worthy punny around.

I wouldn't want you sticking your dick in a vagina consecrated by Satan himself.

It's just a correctional fück therapy, bro.

TV01:

. Sheath swords ke? Like how? You think it's just sword lasan lasan I bought? Come see heavy, heavy, artillery, and cutting edge data mining aps . I was just re-positioning my troops and getting ready to advance . No quarter asked, no quarter given. This one na NL last moniker standing!

Ok I don hear . What? sheath and make peace? You jest? Oh, ok then.

Freecocoa, no vex huh? I think I can see what may have triggered you off, but it was not meant like that, like you said, just banter - and I was just on the verge of dropping pix .

Either way, apologies, I should know better, and I do feel a duty of care for everyone here. I'm sure you'll get your spec right and get your spec. I'll stop now as I'm almost overwhelmed by the urge to give advice . See you on the next thread. Make sure you views are tight sha!


TV

You don't have any pictures to post and even if you did, it's not an issue since I've put up my pic here before, what could the picture possibly prove? Abegi.

Banter doesn't get personal and hateful like you always do, seriously I do wonder why a stranger's life on the net should bother anyone, anyways apologies accepted and I apologise too, but I'm sure you'll still stir up trouble someday,if not soon, you live for it.

freecocoa:
Hehehe, e dey pepper una, y'all are gonna just drop dead one day on top my matter, to think that someone who doesn't give a rat's about your existence gives you this much trouble, so much so that you jump in, when the issue doesn't even concern you says a lot about your state of mind.

Take it easy you hear, the lord is your strength.

The only thing droping dead momentarily is my dïck after a thorough greasing of your püssy walls from different angles and depths.

You need me to feel alive

Timbuktou:


Calm down first. You have to pay:

1. Consultancy fee
2. Goodwill fee
3. Connection fee
4. Administrative fee...

See me in my office.

haba! If you are charging me all these for just contact info, I guess that means I'll be paying groom price too, times have changed indeed.

freecocoa:
haba! If you are charging me all these for just contact info, I guess that means I'll be paying groom price too, times have changed indeed.

Your head is correct. Now, to the office.

freecocoa:
You don't have any pictures to post and even if you did, it's not an issue since I've put up my pic here before, what could the picture possibly prove? Abegi.

Banter doesn't get personal and hateful like you always do, seriously I do wonder why a stranger's life on the net should bother anyone, anyways apologies accepted and I apologise too, but I'm sure you'll still stir up trouble someday,if not soon, you live for it.

Apology accepted...I was talking about my pix .


TV

TV01:

Apology accepted...I was talking about my pix .


TV

Oh! Okay.

Timbuktou:


Your head is correct. Now, to the office.

Before we proceed, is your friend from mbaise or calabari?

Wait! Are you now a love-vendor or what?

lezznjr:
It's just a correctional fück therapy, bro.

LOL. I hear you.

freecocoa:
Before we proceed, is your friend from mbaise or calabari?

Wait! Are you now a love-vendor or what?

Olodo. I be consultant.

He's Delta.

babyme1:
Wheww. We have suffered

Hmmmm....nice to know u aren't wearing no ring.

A man wishes he could hook up

Sending ur damsel self a PM asap

For all u know, this may be the step initiating that romantic, mawkish and excitingly amorous lifetime expedition, with me as the driver and you as the driver's joint counsel and confidant.

Timbuktou:


Olodo. I be consultant.

He's Delta.

Consultant huh? Like giving it a fancy name changes what you do.


Like you don't know I've always wanted my own yoruba demon, if you have any, then we can continue.

freecocoa:
Consultant huh? Like giving it a fancy name changes what you do.


Like you don't know I've always wanted my own yoruba demon, if you have any, then we can continue.

Lol.

Let me check my database for your own copy of Yoruba demon.

Timbuktou:


Lol.

Let me check my database for your own copy of Yoruba demon.

This is the third time I am hearing this in this section
You know say I be old school
is this the new derogatory name for Yoruba men?

Gaborone:




I'm so sorry that happened on my account dear. Happy the ban wasn't longer.



I later got the a contact of one of the revival offices, which I called this afternoon.The contact person I spoke with gave me the address of two centres close to my house and office, and the phone numbers of the contact persons. I'll follow up the one close to my office, since they hold their meetings on Monday evenings.

I'm excited and looking forward to it. Thanks a whole lot!

Cheers.

You are welcome

tearoses:


This is the third time I am hearing this in this section
You know say I be old school
is this the new derogatory name for Yoruba men?

It's kind of a mixed bag really. It started as a twitter trend where Yoruba men are the worst kind of men to be in relationships with because they win your heart and shatter it mercilessly afterwards. Because only Yoruba men would do that .

Anyway, yoruba men have accepted the tag and owned it. So, now it's a two-way street so to speak .

You could try searching #yorubademon on twitter if you've got the time.

Ishilove:

Kuku take mud and mould her

the guy is not ready to marry yet. Imagine qualifications.

No be small thing @op. Goodluck with the search o

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Laughter wants to kill me here ooo
Done Lemme die please
This guy is looking for Mary mother of Jesus

Saturday evening entertainment.
op, I pray you find what you seek.
it's your choice anyway.
lwkmd.

Teespice:
Saturday evening entertainment.
op, I pray you find what you seek.
it's your choice anyway.
lwkmd.

Hello. busty girl