Iamhatey:
Iamnawty
Iamnawty
Iamnawty
Iamnawty


Laughter wants to kill me here ooo
Done Lemme die please
This guy is looking for Mary mother of Jesus

c d way he is selecting ladies asif he is in d market. Oga op OYO is ur middle name ooo
I wanted suggesting mamagee for u Bt since u said Yoruba. Then maybe aderola15 or Prettythicksme

IamNawty:
c d way he is selecting ladies asif he is in d market. Oga op OYO is ur middle name ooo
I wanted suggesting mamagee for u Bt since u said Yoruba. Then maybe aderola15 or Prettythicksme

I cannor pass that kinda screening . Work in the ministry kor vineyard nii . Suzan404 or Demiladegold should fit in

Aderola15:

I cannor pass that kinda screening . Work in the ministry kor vineyard nii . Suzan4.04 or Demilad.egold should fit in

You guys are funny.
Op is looking for a wife or what?.

IamNawty:
c d way he is selecting ladies asif he is in d market. Oga op OYO is ur middle name ooo
I wanted suggesting mamagee for u Bt since u said Yoruba. Then maybe aderola15 or Prettythicksme

Buh i'm taken,so i jump pass am.

herbie27:
You guys are funny.
Op is looking for a wife or what?.

Twinnie, this thread is more than that ooooo . Op dey find wife tru tru but some oldies dey wash dirty undies outside oooooohhh .

Hahahahaha..why do I find this thread so hilarious? This thread just made my evening..*continues laughing*

Just when I was about to give up on finding something interesting on Nairaland today . Iamnawty, God bless ya plenri

Aderola15:

Twinnie, this thread is more than that ooooo . Op dey find wife tru tru but some oldies dey wash dirty undies outside oooooohhh .

Lol.
Will look into it later.
Take care.

Aderola15:

I cannor pass that kinda screening . Work in the ministry kor vineyard nii . Suzan404 or Demiladegold should fit in

Me ke?

I'm married o to smellymouth

demiladegold:



Me ke?

I'm married o to smellymouth

Cherikoko..

demiladegold:



Me ke?

I'm married o to smellymouth

Lol, you can divorce Smellymouth and marry him na .

herbie27:
Lol.
Will look into it later.
Take care.

Be fast before any of these mods decide to delete the thread

Aderola15:

Lol, you can divorce Smellymouth and marry him na .

baldman:
I am seriously tempted to outline my preferences on here, see if there is anyone who meets or almost meets them and then explore a friendship targeted at a purposeful relationship.

Ok.. I am just going to do that...( God works in mysterious ways). I am looking for a lady with the following attributes:

[b]Christian: ( Born Again preferably CAC/RCCG) Family Background) It will be nice if the parents are well involved in Ministry
Educated: At least first degree with good academic records ( evidence of a budding career or business ( business is preferred)
Personality: Mild Introversion ( I am an extrovert, can talk for Africa, life of the party, multiple chain of friends, big baby etc)
Ministry: Must be involved in Ministry work ( it will be good if she is good with children and old people, I love these people)
Spirituality: She must be someone who understands the significance of ceaseless praying and the fact that we are all that we are by the grace of God ( so she will be humble and be able to exude grace and compassion). For instance, it takes humility and wisdom to even consider this online advert.
Life's ambition: She must be someone who really wants to make heaven and whose life's ambitions are subject to their alignment with that goal.
Ethnic: I am sorry, but I really will prefer a Yoruba Lady ( preferably an Ijesha ( or any other town in OSUN, Oyo or Ekiti)
Age: 24-27[/b]
Physique: Slim with nothing particularly conspicuous
Complexion : Dark ( chocolate)
Eyes: Big or moderate eyeballs with heavy eyelids ( the physical attributes are desirable but not compulsory)
Height: I am 5:8, so that is the maximum height.
Interests (movies, road trips, hosting guests, cooking and fashion)
Dressing: I need it to be obvious from your dressing that you are a Christian ( No rainbow colours on the face, no heavy jewelries and definitely no skimpy dresses outside of the house)
I am sorry, you will also need to still be a VIRGIN. I respect every woman regardless of their sexual history but for this position, a Virgin will be more appropriate.
Location: Preferably Lagos but if you have access to the social media ( location should not be an immediate barrier).

MY CREDENTIALS

I am a christian, male, professional in his early 30s. The qualities I want in my woman ( as stated above) sufficiently defines who I am. If you are interested PM me and you will be free to conduct your due diligence.
[b][/b]

Ahan! This is serious!!.... All this?? You just listed a perfect woman up there. Maybe u should try creating one

Dear Mimopel, I was not looking for a perfect woman, read the list again and you will see that a woman that meets all of those criteria will still not be a perfect woman. Fortunately, I found her ( as all the important qualities) and married her. We have been a happy couple and I am eternally grateful to God for that. N.B She is no longer a virgin, she has added some weight ( I like the fat pad on the bum) and fashion-wise, I am her Principal Consultant in that regard.

rebella:
@ baldman, na wa 4 u oh.

What do you have to offer a woman, apart from your bald head, what degree do you possess, most importantly are you are virgin

Lol..
@op. Mould one. No offence meant..

baldman:
I am seriously tempted to outline my preferences on here, see if there is anyone who meets or almost meets them and then explore a friendship targeted at a purposeful relationship.

Ok.. I am just going to do that...( God works in mysterious ways). I am looking for a lady with the following attributes:

[b]Christian: ( Born Again preferably CAC/RCCG) Family Background) It will be nice if the parents are well involved in Ministry
Educated: At least first degree with good academic records ( evidence of a budding career or business ( business is preferred)
Personality: Mild Introversion ( I am an extrovert, can talk for Africa, life of the party, multiple chain of friends, big baby etc)
Ministry: Must be involved in Ministry work ( it will be good if she is good with children and old people, I love these people)
Spirituality: She must be someone who understands the significance of ceaseless praying and the fact that we are all that we are by the grace of God ( so she will be humble and be able to exude grace and compassion). For instance, it takes humility and wisdom to even consider this online advert.
Life's ambition: She must be someone who really wants to make heaven and whose life's ambitions are subject to their alignment with that goal.
Ethnic: I am sorry, but I really will prefer a Yoruba Lady ( preferably an Ijesha ( or any other town in OSUN, Oyo or Ekiti)
Age: 24-27[/b]
Physique: Slim with nothing particularly conspicuous
Complexion : Dark ( chocolate)
Eyes: Big or moderate eyeballs with heavy eyelids ( the physical attributes are desirable but not compulsory)
Height: I am 5:8, so that is the maximum height.
Interests (movies, road trips, hosting guests, cooking and fashion)
Dressing: I need it to be obvious from your dressing that you are a Christian ( No rainbow colours on the face, no heavy jewelries and definitely no skimpy dresses outside of the house)
I am sorry, you will also need to still be a VIRGIN. I respect every woman regardless of their sexual history but for this position, a Virgin will be more appropriate.
Location: Preferably Lagos but if you have access to the social media ( location should not be an immediate barrier).

MY CREDENTIALS

I am a christian, male, professional in his early 30s. The qualities I want in my woman ( as stated above) sufficiently defines who I am. If you are interested PM me and you will be free to conduct your due diligence.
[b][/b]

Come back in 10 years time. You never ready