The NYSC orientation camp is a bitter-sweet experience. Cc: Lalasticlala

If you ever went to an NYSC orientation camp and stayed for the duration of your program, whether two weeks or three weeks, you can most definitely relate to a lot of these:

1 1. You, on the first day of camp struggling with registration queues

2. And when you’re finally done and they tell you to come outside and march

3. And when some people wake up by 2 and keep making noise in the name of preparing for morning assembly

4. And you when you realise you slept for just less than five hours

5. And you get to parade ground and see those that did rub and shine

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Lemme pack my maruwa here, op contunu oh

6. You when they start to select people for platoon march past

7. You when those Man O’War guys come and sing “jim jim the body”

8. And then when they call you “otondo” or “government fowl” or some funny name

Keep it coming, lemme see the things I'm going to face come November

9. You when you run to the kitchen with your plate only for them to be serving watery egusi

10. And then on the day you don’t go early, that’s when they’re giving chicken

11. You at every SAED lecture

12. You when it’s time for socials

13. You and your squad after the first week of camp and getting to know each other

***** spreads mat******

14. When you enter maami market and everybody is calling you left and right

15. You when you try to slim fit your khaki for parade and they say it’s 1500

16. And when you have to do shot put because you can’t use the toilet

17. You when one motivational speaker comes to address corpers

18. And when it’s just a few days to the end of camp

adewumiopeyemi:
11. You at every SAED lecture

SAED lecture boring die..... I tink dat lecture na punishment sef

lol

Hehehe watery egusi soup?



M sure gonna starve there

Mehn the good old days, it was fun all the way in camp.
It was an epic experience. One that will stay with me for a pretty long time.
Thanks Op for making me remember some fun expriences i had back in camp.

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