CrazyQuinn:
Too bad for them

oluwalewis:


wise words from the queen herself.
M sowie to have replied ur pm late sexy queen

officialEFCC:
wise words which kind goat being be this abeg carry your yeye self comot here

oluwalewis:


wise words from the queen herself.
M sowie to have replied ur pm late sexy queen

oluwalewis:

wise words from the queen herself. M sowie to have replied ur pm late sexy queen

Synzu:

What's "wise" about her comment

My nigg, you just took asslicking to a whole new level!

oluwalewis:

Boss, u r soundin disappointd bt u r missin sth

Synzu:

LOL. No biggie, I think I just got the joke

Tiny23:





As you talk am,love dey humble person na

Flexherbal:
Hmmmmmm!
I settle down read the story. You try.

Synzu:

LOL. No biggie, I think I just got the joke

oluwalewis:

Aw far boss

IamNawty:
Hateu.2

HateU2:
Bestie.
What's up

Eowriand389:
Hello every one, how are you?

IamNawty:
m good ojare. U scarce gan ooo

HateU2:
abi Na you scarce oo. Chai ore, it has been raining since morning ooo and it's still raining. What's up biko

IamNawty:
eeya.. Bad weda lol
Ehen ore, Ave bn mentioning Olihistic upandan ooo and he is ignoring.. Pls help me mention him too Biko.. Dat stuff nah

officialEFCC:
No pigin today

My friend PETER is married, did his wedding February this year, i was best man , i chop plenty rice even buy blender self for them as gift, they were doing love love up and down

last week, i with chatting with a friend TEGA and he was like one of his controls sent him pictures of her , i was hailing him, calling him boss, we continued chatting on friday asin sept 9 2016 , i went to see him and we gisted from women to money, to me and my wahala , then i was looking for songs to collect from his phone, cause he is always having latest jams,after taking the ones i like, i went to pictures and they were so many girls, so i was just playing around with pictures, when some make sense i will ask him, he will give me the babe gist, then i saw a someone that looked familiar, i didn't want to believe it, i asked him

TEGA;oboy na my new catch be that, i never chop am yet!
EFCC;wow small world
TEGA; wetin you know the babe?
EFCC; this babe got married febuary this year
TEGA;its a lie
EFCC; see their wedding pictures na {showing him my phone]
TEGA; na your guy? girls wicked oooo
EFCC; na my guy like you broda
TEGA; i don even kiss am self, we don dey talk for months, she no even mention marriage, she dey send me pictures of her naked sometimes, i suppose chop am na me dey dull since

TEGA AND PETER are my friends but they have never met each other at all

TEGA wasn't even around for the wedding , I call PETER and went to his house i couldn't eat cause my mind and body was weak, every time his wife holds her phone, i will just be hating her more ,after a while he walked me and i was scared to say anything cause i was scared about what he will do, the guy too like fight , i now gisted him the story as i am telling you so , and i asked, if its him what will he do? and he said that he will have to catch her red handed that he cant just use chat to conclude that women too dey play, i say ok ooo,
i got home and we continued the gist, later i was like baba na you be the guy, he called me, and i explained well, said he wants to meet TEGA, i dey fear fight so, i had to invite both to my place, PETER first then TEGA , TEGA came first out of fear, hid in my room and PETER arrived, after testing his mood and singing up and down that TEGA hasn't slept with his wife, i called TEGA , everyone come quiet , no greeting nothing, i like play but i no fit even crack joke self

PETER;How long?
TEGA; 4months{ was humble}
PETER; have you met her?

they don meet before even kiss but i say make my guy no talk that one

TEGA; no
PETER; i want to read all the chats and everything

before my TEGA could move i quickly grabbed the phone go went to meet PETER, he read it close to 5 times , now said that he wants to catch her red handed, this na guy wen be say normally his head dey hot, LOVE DEY HUMBLE PERSONooooo
we now all agreed to a plan that the TEGA will invite her to a hotel and he will burst her, EFCC things

2days later my guy said she has agreed to meet him at a hotel, she told PETER that she wants to make her hair, he refused to give her money cause he was angry but because of say her head they the waka she said she will use her own money, she left the house to the fake saloon and my guy called that he is coming to carry me EFCC THINGS, we got to the hotel before her! we no even know where she go, when she arrived at the hotel, according to PETER that was not the cloth she wore leaving the house, as she cat-walk wan enter the reception,

my guy lost it

came down from the car and started shouting, like play like play, film start , the girl said that she came to sell clothes to a customer that he should not disgrace her, that the woman is waiting, i just weak, PETER start to they cry, the other guy was calling cause he didn't know what was happening outside, PETER'S wife was like the lady is calling stop disgracing me, PETER said give me the phone, his WIFE refused, he grabbed her neck said he will kill her, i try drag my guy i collect blow for eye, TEGA came out and when he came to meet me and asked why we changed the plan, the girl realised and started shouting its the devil , i just hold my swollen eye dey look am , PETER say him go end the marriage!
LOVE CAN HUMBLE ANYBODY

hertz9te:
this is scary mehn