N100 and N1000 were best friends. One day they had an accident and both died. On reaching paradise entrance, God allowed N100 to enter freely. So N1000 asked. My Lord, am I not 10 times more valuable than him?How can he enter while I'm outside? GOD answered. N100 & his siblings N50, N20, N10 always come to Church but you are always present in bars, night clubs, parties, restaurants & hotels, so disappear, I don't want to see you.Pls let's help N1000 to enter Heaven....take him to Church. Sir/ Ma N1000 is not too much for God. Abeg make we try dey put am for offering box. haba!

hahn:
Christians beware of this strategy used by churches to collect your hard earned money. If they worship the creator of the universe, how hard is it for their god to provide them with money?



Do not be a mugu. You pay N1000 for tithe and there are 100 people in your branch. That is N100,000 every Sunday.

Now, imagine your church has 1,000 branches across the nation(make e no go be like say I dey exaggerate). That is N100,000,000 in total EVERY SUNDAY! It is a business people!

Church goers do not be deceived. Jesus rode on a donkey but your pastor drives a range rover and has a private jet. Your church has a private university but 90% of you cannot afford to send your kids there. Your pastor preaches to you to pray against sicknesses so you will be healed by faith but travels in his private jet abroad for medical check up. Your pastor claims he is ordained by god but prays and blesses corrupt politicians on his pulpit.

If Jesus comes back today, will they give him a share of the offering?

Use your brain. It is not there for decoration

sekundosekundo:


You are an Atheist keep quiet. A carnal man cannot understand the things of the spirit.

hahn:


You are a Christian. Shut up.

Since when did money become spiritual ? Since when did money become legal tender in heaven? Wise mugu like you

sekundosekundo:


Have you been in a Church where you were flogged and chased away b'cos you didn't come with money.

You say you don't believe in God or religion and every time you keep on writing things against God and religion, why can't you face whatsoever you believe.

This is the question I asked b4 I left Atheism 'If truly God does not exist why are you writing and speaking against what does not exist'. Don't forget that my parents were atheists and I was an atheist for over 30yrs.

thesicilian:
Being a Christian is a lifestyle. And it is personal. Christianity is not a religion

thesicilian:
Being a Christian is a lifestyle. And it is personal. Christianity is not a religion

hahn:


So says other theists

Islam is a lifestyle not a religion too.

So?

thesicilian:

Yes. That is why it is very personal.

sekundosekundo:


Have you been in a Church where you were flogged and chased away b'cos you didn't come with money. You say you don't believe in God or religion and every time you keep on writing things against God and religion, why can't you face whatsoever you believe. This is the question I asked b4 I left Atheism 'If truly God does not exist why are you writing and speaking against what does not exist'. Don't forget that my parents were atheists and I was an atheist for over 30yrs.

sonofluc1fer:

Your toothbrush is personal. So are your genitals.

Christianity is not personal. It is a cult.

Ranchhoddas:
The flogging isn't physical, it's psychological.

sekundosekundo:


May be the Pastor have observed that what you needed is psychiatric treatment.

Ranchhoddas:
I like to be respectful, so I'd let your comment pass.

thesicilian:

Yes. That is why it is very personal. Everyone has the right to believe in what he chooses to. I as a Christian cannot fault most of the accusations being leveled against the church today, because I know that as there are fake doctors, policemen, lawyers, so are there also fakes in the house of God. Even among 12 people carefully handpicked by God himself, there was a fake. How much more a larger population of over 6billion?
But one thing I can assure you is that when you come in contact with a Christian worthy of the name, you will know. He will not have to quote a million statements to convince you, you'll just know

sekundosekundo:


May be the Pastor have observed that what you needed is psychiatric treatment.

hahn:


Coming from an adult who has an imaginary friend

hahn:

Coming from an adult who has an imaginary friend

sekundosekundo:


That's the best answer for that moniker, it may be you that used that moniker but the truth remains that that moniker deserves the answer it gets.

sekundosekundo:


That's the best answer for that moniker, it may be you that used that moniker but the truth remains that that moniker deserves the answer it gets.

adjoviomole:
Only those who don't read der bible fall for all dis churches. Offerings are free will gift n u are not mandated to pay it if its nt ur will.

@ OP u as an atheist, who helped in abolishing slave trade? Christianity did, who helped to stop the killings of twins in africa? Christianity did.


Those who came to africa to colonise us did they come as christians? No dey did not, they came as individuals with ulterior motives.

So what about this atheist who have killed millions of ppl? Stalin, sion, hitler? To whom did they do it?

hahn:


Really? What about the pastors threatening pastors with hell fire and financial problems for not paying tithes? What about those that ask you not to rob god?




Lol. Yes they came as Christians.

The first slave ship to land on African soil was called "the good ship Jesus".

Christians helped abolish slavery in the US but they also met fierce opposition from other Christians because it was bad for "business". ALL the slave traders and slave masters in the US were Christians. The song "Amazing grace" was composed by a slave trader who had slaves at the bottom of the ship. You should read more on slavery and Christianity.

Christians in medieval Europe killed thousands of "witches" and also lots of scientists. Have you heard of the Spanish inquisition and the crusades? Read more sir.. What about the Christians in Nigeria who label children witches and beat, torture and kill them while your god watches?



They did it in the name of communism. Hitler was a Christian. Atheists simply do not believe in god. Atheists do not have any book that controls the way they think. What was god doing when the people you mentioned were busy killing people?

Besides, the god you serve killed more people via Noah's flood and thousands of women and children in sodom and gomorrah and in the old testament.

Good thing it is not even real

adjoviomole:



Hitler was born into a christian home but like u, he stopped attending church and later said their was no God. He persecuted christians. U can read about his religious views on wikipedia.

The God I served killed those ppl because the ppl they have killed is countless. And they are not ready to repent.

What about when the atomic bomb big ben was dropped in china, how many ppl died? Was it God that killed them?

How many ppl did stalin, seon and hitler kill in the name of realism? Make proper findings and come back to debate.

hahn:


Regardless, whatever he did was out of his own selfish interest at the end of the day. We cannot blame god/devil for the mistakes of man.



Lol. Your god is supposed to know everything before it happens. Why did he even create them in the first place when he knew they will eventually kill other people? Since everything is in god's plan then those people killing other people was god's plan as well




What did god do to save them?




Those people were psychopaths. The people who killed in the name of your god are also psycopaths

hahn:


Regardless, whatever he did was out of his own selfish interest at the end of the day. We cannot blame god/devil for the mistakes of man.



Lol. Your god is supposed to know everything before it happens. Why did he even create them in the first place when he knew they will eventually kill other people? Since everything is in god's plan then those people killing other people was god's plan as well




What did god do to save them?




Those people were psychopaths. The people who killed in the name of your god are also psycopaths

sekundosekundo:


You are an Atheist keep quiet. A carnal man cannot understand the things of the spirit.

hahn:
Christians beware of this strategy used by churches to collect your hard earned money. If they worship the creator of the universe, how hard is it for their god to provide them with money?

Do not be a mugu. You pay N1000 for tithe and there are 100 people in your branch. That is N100,000 every Sunday.

Now, imagine your church has 1,000 branches across the nation(make e no go be like say I dey exaggerate). That is N100,000,000 in total EVERY SUNDAY! It is a business people!