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Shitt Do Happen 4 A Reason by BabaGrinz(m): 10:19pm On Oct 05, 2016 |
Dear Hubby,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m
leaving you forever. I’ve been a good
woman to you for 7 years & I have nothing
to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been
hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you
quit your job today & that was the last
straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t
even notice I had a new hairstyle, had
cooked your favorite meal & even wore
brand new silk lingerie. You ate in 2
minutes, & went straight to sleep after
watching all of your DVDs. You don’t tell me
you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or
anything that connects us as husband &
wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you
don’t love me anymore; whatever the case,
I’m gone.
Your EX-Wife
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your BROTHER & I
are moving away to Montreal together! Have
a great life!
Dear Ex-Wife
Nothing has made my day more than
receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have
been married for 7 years, although a good
woman is a far cry from what you've been. I
watch my DVDs so much because they
drown out your constant whining & griping.
Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice
when you got a hair cut last week, but the
1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look
just like a boy!’ Since my mother raised me
not to say anything if you can’t say
something nice, I didn't comment. And
when you cooked my favorite meal, you
must have gotten me confused with MY
BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork 7
years ago. About that new silk lingerie: I
turned away from you because the $99.99
price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was
a coincidence that my brother had just
borrowed $100 from me that morning. After
all of this, I still loved you & felt we could
work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 100
million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2
tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you
were gone... Everything happens for a
reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling
life you always wanted. My lawyer said that
the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a
dime from me. So take care.
Signed, Your Ex-Hubby, Quite Rich & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but
my brother Charles was born Carla. I hope
that’s not a problem. R~ |
Re: Shitt Do Happen 4 A Reason by Rexhenrex(m): 10:26pm On Oct 05, 2016 |
the wife will be like, kuku kee me lemee just die! |
Re: Shitt Do Happen 4 A Reason by Sexxkillz: 10:34pm On Oct 05, 2016 |
Knock out. . . . Stuff of movies, though. 1 Like |
Re: Shitt Do Happen 4 A Reason by Darammliveth(m): 10:43pm On Oct 05, 2016 |
The wife will be like 'MO GBE' |
Re: Shitt Do Happen 4 A Reason by ganie(m): 11:03pm On Oct 05, 2016 |
That's fatality in mortal kombat |
Re: Shitt Do Happen 4 A Reason by omosefeeguaibor(f): 11:34pm On Oct 05, 2016 |
Hmmmm finishing |
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