Dear Hubby, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good woman to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new hairstyle, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore brand new silk lingerie. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your DVDs. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone. Your EX-Wife P.S. don’t try to find me. Your BROTHER & I are moving away to Montreal together! Have a great life! Dear Ex-Wife Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my DVDs so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping. Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a boy!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn't comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About that new silk lingerie: I turned away from you because the $99.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed $100 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 100 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone... Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care. Signed, Your Ex-Hubby, Quite Rich & Free! P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my brother Charles was born Carla. I hope that’s not a problem. R~

the wife will be like, kuku kee me lemee just die!

The wife will be like 'MO GBE'

That's fatality in mortal kombat

Hmmmm finishing