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Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by HRtechnique: 2:05pm On Jun 23, 2018
sheesh2:


That storm has raged and raged
And left devastation in its wake
Nay, I am not afraid of that storm
for I have been in its eye for many moons passed

Tis the tempest that brews I fear
For it comes with both Joy
And sadness

Indeed the end is here... smiley

Indeed the end comes...
Who shall tell when it's due...

The storm rages yet the rain seizes.
Folks in their shelters.
Looking to heavens oh where art thou.

The end comes with both sadness and joy.
Only the prepared houses stand when it rains.

Rain may have fallen in the east.
Where art thou o ye woman.

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Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by iman62588: 2:18pm On Jun 23, 2018
INTRESTING......time for poems and grammatical expertise....DPR NAWAWO

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Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by ceocity: 2:27pm On Jun 23, 2018
This house is more fun than BB9ja

Drama people get ready shocked

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Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Nobody: 2:35pm On Jun 23, 2018
HRtechnique:


Indeed the end comes...
Who shall tell when it's due...

The storm rages yet the rain seizes.
Folks in their shelters.
Looking to heavens oh where art thou.

The end comes with both sadness and joy.
Only the prepared houses stand when it rains.

Rain may have fallen in the east.
Where art thou o ye woman.

Ye, the storm dey rage and my heart dey sink with fear anyhow
Yet I still gallant dey observe as dem dey share the APL like kwelikweli

Oh 25th, wer you dey?
Wer you dey cus we don tire to dey gather here
Like tse tse fly we gather every day dey hope

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Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Ghostgambler: 2:44pm On Jun 23, 2018
Hope, all we can do is hope,

That our ernest desires shall come to fruition,

Hope that the powers that be against us be sorely disappointed,
Like moths to a flame we gather on the thread daily

hoping for some positive news only to get burnt with disappointment,

Alas! all we can do is hope and even after that, hope some more..

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Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by jayjaykay10: 2:48pm On Jun 23, 2018
hammer2010:


Ye, the storm dey rage and my heart dey sink with fear anyhow
Yet I still gallant dey observe as dem dey share the APL like kwelikweli

Oh 25th, wer you dey?
Wer you dey cus we don tire to dey gather here
Like tse tse fly we gather every day dey hope




Chai!!! DPR try ooo, if not for anything, at least talents don dey show... In the words of basket mouth, "I dey rap before, hunger hammer me I discover comedy"....
Guys una don show us say plan B dey even if DPR APL no show....

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Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by OutOfTheAshes(m): 2:50pm On Jun 23, 2018
iman62588:
INTRESTING......time for poems and grammatical expertise....DPR NAWAWO

Wetin man pikin go do na : embarassed, grin
DPR don turn niggas to poets grin
Make we use poem keep body and soul together, until they remember us grin sad

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Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by makonko(m): 3:22pm On Jun 23, 2018
hammer2010:


Ye, the storm dey rage and my heart dey sink with fear anyhow
Yet I still gallant dey observe as dem dey share the APL like kwelikweli

Oh 25th, wer you dey?
Wer you dey cus we don tire to dey gather here
Like tse tse fly we gather every day dey hope





Yeppa!

E don Tey..

Outoftheashes we don dey hammer dey go

Chai!

DPR know say we get skillfulValue

Abeg Sheesh2 pass me d sheesha

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Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Captain777(m): 3:30pm On Jun 23, 2018
smiley

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Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Nobody: 3:33pm On Jun 23, 2018
grin grin cheesy

Make I hear sey I sabi wetin I been type der grin cheesy

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Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Nobody: 3:37pm On Jun 23, 2018
Ghostgambler:
Hope, all we can do is hope,

That our ernest desires shall come to fruition,

Hope that the powers that be against us be sorely disappointed,
Like moths to a flame we gather on the thread daily

hoping for some positive news only to get burnt with disappointment,

Alas! all we can do is hope and even after that hope some more..
Hope they say is cheap as coke
DPR got us praying like the pope
The thread keeps wearing out like a rope
At the end we're just trying to cope
Even Shakur knows my lines are Dope

Waiting daily for news of the APL
Contradicting infos that know no end
Hope the outcome won't be like the usual trend
I pray a lot of folks reading this will be part of the final blend
Always remember if it's not okay, that's not the end
Last last we're just waiting for the mails that they will send
#EPDBars

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Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by OutOfTheAshes(m): 3:54pm On Jun 23, 2018
Wizgrandpa:

Hope they say is cheap as coke
DPR got us praying like the pope
The thread keeps wearing out like a rope
At the end we're just trying to cope
Even Shakur knows my lines are Dope

Waiting daily for news of the APL
Contradicting infos that know no end
Hope the outcome won't be like the usual trend
I pray a lot of folks reading this will be part of the final blend
Always remember if it's not okay, that's not the end
Last last we're just waiting for the mails that they will send
#EPDBars

Chai!!!!! See talent cry
Guy what are you waiting for?
U can make good money with this gift na.
This is amazing shocked

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Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by AIZubair(m): 4:48pm On Jun 23, 2018
Well what can I say as the time keeper.
I monitor them days as if I'm the time giver.
I dream of this to end like a sooth sayer.
Though I know to my prayers Lord does answer.
I know the end is near so I'll stay stronger.
grin

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Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Bluemalam: 5:10pm On Jun 23, 2018
Wizgrandpa:

Hope they say is cheap as coke
DPR got us praying like the pope
The thread keeps wearing out like a rope
At the end we're just trying to cope
Even Shakur knows my lines are Dope

Waiting daily for news of the APL
Contradicting infos that know no end
Hope the outcome won't be like the usual trend
I pray a lot of folks reading this will be part of the final blend
Always remember if it's not okay, that's not the end
Last last we're just waiting for the mails that they will send
#EPDBars

Whatever the end, whatever it entails
We hold dear, the moments we shared
In hope and fear, we scanned the details
Bleak as they seemed, yet hope we dared...

In each other, we found comfort and solace
As we communed, through this passing phase
We hope, pray and lift our voice in praise
Trusting in the promise of HIS enduring grace... smiley

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Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Onyiridike(f): 5:16pm On Jun 23, 2018
With patient work a soil can be renewed
Rich life-supporting nutrients worked in
Tales of generosity, good news
Stories that renew our faith, give hope
allow cramped roots the space to move
reach out, take in good food
Give strength to stem, leaf, flower.
With inner health restored
In upright vigor, reaching toward the sun
The task is not so bleak–
To claim our common future
Claim our prize; our appointment.

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Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by balisco: 5:21pm On Jun 23, 2018
Practice self-care
Finally, and perhaps most importantly, take care of yourself. Not hearing back from employers can be disappointing. Take time to address your very real feelings of disappointment, but don’t dwell on them. However you define self-care — whether it’s spending time with friends and family, working out, volunteering or taking up a new hobby — find ways of making yourself feel good even as you job hunt.

Ultimately, it’s important to remember that your efforts will pay off, though not necessarily within the timeline of your choice. Nurture yourself while you’re waiting for your next opportunity so you can keep a positive outlook and put your best foot forward when you do get that callback.

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Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by chideozi: 5:23pm On Jun 23, 2018
Continue... cool

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Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by balisco: 5:40pm On Jun 23, 2018
Every successful person has a painful story

Never give up

A school bell that sound as a disturbance at 8am also sound interesting at 2pm

It's just a matter of time.So don't entertain fear or allow past failing dictate your future.

Its all about Courage,consistency,mental will and a strong strength of Character

The End will appear at our best interest. Relax and hope for good even though u are aware that out of 3k plus interviewed only 400 will b successful not minding d space given to stakeholders do not give hope, No competition in destiny run ur race and wish others well.

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Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by jjino4u: 5:47pm On Jun 23, 2018
FRUSTRATION IS A BASTARD
Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Nobody: 6:01pm On Jun 23, 2018
jjino4u:
FRUSTRATION IS A BASTARD

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Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Zahrudin: 6:34pm On Jun 23, 2018
Its time for motivational speakers to come in...
Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by makonko(m): 7:15pm On Jun 23, 2018
Zahrudin:
Its time for motivational speakers to come in...

Or the drama team

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Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by ceocity: 9:31pm On Jun 23, 2018
Zahrudin:
Its time for motivational speakers to come in...

For every person that receives APL, 9 others won't receive. Hmmm
Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by OutOfTheAshes(m): 9:48pm On Jun 23, 2018
ceocity:


For every person that receives APL, 9 others won't receive. Hmmm



Bros see the maths: 400/4000 = 0.1*100% = 10%
That for every 100 persons, only 10 will get APL, so for every 10 only 1 person will get the job
grin
What a stiff competition, it narrows more with the propensity of nepotism.
Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by jayjaykay10: 9:56pm On Jun 23, 2018
This thread don dey get some new look,...................



Whatsapp-groupish(if there is a word like that)...
Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by ceocity: 10:01pm On Jun 23, 2018
OutOfTheAshes:


Bros see the maths: 400/4000 = 0.1*100% = 10%
That for every 100 persons, only 10 will get APL, so for every 10 only 1 person will get the job
grin
What a stiff competition, it narrows more with the propensity of nepotism.

We are saying same tin. For every 10 persons, 1 will receive n 9 others won't receive. wink
Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by OutOfTheAshes(m): 10:01pm On Jun 23, 2018
On a general scale, the chances of getting APL is 10%, in addition to that, on GT scale, the chances slim further by 10%*(250/400)
More so for EH, your chances slim further by 10%*(150/400).
But if God factor(favour) comes into the equation, which overrides all other factors.Getting Apl becomes 100% certainty.

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Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by OutOfTheAshes(m): 10:03pm On Jun 23, 2018
ceocity:


We are saying same tin. For every 10 persons, 1 will receive n 9 others won't receive. wink

Guy man grin
Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by god2good: 10:33pm On Jun 23, 2018
Patient, all I hear.
Fear, somehow in my heart.
Confidence, when I remember God.
Tired, when I look at time.
Scrolling scrolling, all in the same thread.
What if? No, I don't want to be left out.
Not just the end, but APL
APL, all my wish.


God remember me

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Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by dprpikin: 11:51pm On Jun 23, 2018
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Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by makonko(m): 12:00am On Jun 24, 2018
dprpikin:
Up every morning, from portal to Nairaland
Hoping that APL must have exchanged hand
No, tis speculators and informats in their usual stand
Wielding release dates like the magic wand

Never knew, around was the poets
Until at last they seized the moments
Throwing out words as if from their pockets
Come all the words spoken by the ancients

Relieving all the hearts, too pained
From each turning of the date's bend
Yet, awaiting unfolding of the end

Happy to have added my two cents
It doesn't matter whether it makes sense.

Wow!
DPR or no DPR.
Food go dey for table.
Nice one!

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Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by AIZubair(m): 12:00am On Jun 24, 2018
Good morning guys.
Today's 24th of June 2018, 1 day to the 25th of June 2018.
God, we dey your hand.

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