Mindfulness:

I have so many memories with Snoop. I didn't want to share the naughty ones here even though I already have a reputation.

Groupies at one of his concerts, or you masturbated to his picture?

crackhaus:

Groupies at one of his concerts, or you masturbated to his picture?

I said I loved him doesn't mean I find him attractive.

If you want to know, you will have to pay.

Mindfulness:


I don't catch feelings, I am allergic to stewpidity. That's all.

Nah, you're allergic to realness.

I understand how the internet needs to be a perfect escape from the daily trappings of everyday life...but it's just not possible you're going to be reading ONLY comments you like on a space as big as this.

Now give me kiss for your feelings allergies.

crackhaus:

Nah, you're allergic to realness.

That too. Delusional is my second name and I love it.

Have you got a problem with it?

I understand how the internet needs to be a perfect escape from the daily trappings of everyday life...but it's just not possible you're going to be reading ONLY comments you like on a space as big as this.

It's not possible you will live out your neurosis and phobia here and I will ignore it forever.

Now give me kiss for your feelings allergies.

You kiss ugly people?

Mindfulness:


I said I loved him doesn't mean I find him attractive.

If you want to know, you will have to pay.

Naughty isn't a vague word, maybe you should use a more fitting word to describe your memories.

The only thing I'm going to pay you money for is for you to stop talking and take the clothes off — but I have a feeling you don't play that way, so forget payment for anything for now.

crackhaus:

Naughty isn't a vague word, maybe you should use a more fitting word to describe your memories.

The only thing I'm going to pay you money for is for you to stop talking and take the clothes off — but I have a feeling you don't play that way, so forget payment for anything for now.

So true.

You need to look good and be witty and gentle aka respectful until we hit the sheets and that's all that is to it with me but until you resolve your issues with the the female folk, it just won't happen and I have the feeling that Christ will come back before it does.

And I am not someone who takes any poo. I feel like God so I don't do nonsense.

But wait, you pay for s.ex? Now I understand.

Mindfulness:

He is the personification of smooth. I just love him from here to the moon. He has helped me not lose my cool in challenging situations. I remember when I was walking down the street to take a very important exam. I was having my headphones and listening to Boss Playa and it made me feel like a Boss Playa I passed my exam with distinction. It was practical and I so rocked it.

I have so many memories with Snoop. I didn't want to share the naughty ones here even though I already have a reputation.

I concur, his name should be a metaphor for cool and Maryjane -- damn, that nigga can smoke.

Laconic, laid-back delivery; usage of syncopation in flow which is heightened by strategic pauses; and a type of cadence we would call a molasses drawl. Argg, the only person with a kind of flow like Cordoza, a flow which cuts through as smoothly as knife through butter is Christopher Wallace.
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So you passed your exam in skipping colours because you heard Boss Playa? Hmmm, sounds like something one would hear in a Hollywood movie – you know, those movies where the protagonist has lost all hope then suddenly a dramatic theme song begins to play that causes him to regain his confidence and conquer at the end.

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What naughty ones? They couldn't be more misogynistic or as sexually-tinged as that of my man, Marshal Mathers. So share already.

Meanwhile, you've got me reliving ‘Drop it like it's hot’.
I think Pharell is on point as well.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtUVQei3nX4

DarkRebel101:


I concur, his name should be a metaphor for cool and Maryjane -- damn, that nigga can smoke.

Laconic, laid-back delivery; usage of syncopation in flow which is heightened by strategic pauses; and a type of cadence we would call a molasses drawl. Argg, the only person with a kind of flow like Cordoza, a flow which cuts through as smoothly as knife through butter is Christopher Wallace.
...

You have given me goose bumps with this description of his talent. I need to listen to Boss Playa and Bit.ch Please II and then to Ballin. And I need to open a bottle of a Swedish Whiskey. I so deserve it.

So you passed your exam in skipping colours because you heard Boss Playa? Hmmm, sounds like something one would hear in a Hollywood movie – you know, those movies where the protagonist has lost all hope then suddenly a dramatic theme song begins to play that causes his to regain his confidence and conquer at the end.

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I told you my life would make a good movie script. But I will still choose Kurt the Cute Kobain with Nirvana's Lithium for my soundtrack. Actually I need to compile a list of songs.

What naughty ones? They couldn't be more misogynistic or as sexually-tinged as that of my man, Marshal Mathers. So share already.

My name is Marshall Mathers and I am an alcoholic. This line is so funny.

Meanwhile, you've got me reliving ‘Drop it like it's hot’.
I think Pharell is on point as well.

Pharell is the best example of how a man's height or the lack of it can bear no relevance if you have what it takes but who has what Pharell does? He is extraordinary. Cool dude, cooler than cool, in outcast's voice: ICECOLD.

Mindfulness:


So true.

You need to look good and be witty and gentle aka respectful until we hit the sheets and that's all that is to it with me but until you resolve your issues with the the female folk, it just won't happen and I have the feeling that Christ will come back before it does.

And I am not someone who takes any poo. I feel like God so I don't do nonsense.

But wait, you pay for s.ex? Now I understand.

I got no issues with the female folk, that's what you princesses here like to believe and I feed that thought process.
I love women and they love me back.

I paid for sex just one time in my life, and it wasn't because I couldn't get it free elsewhere.
Anyway, she turned out to be a total waste of my precious cash after all the hype about what she can do - it was a bet
Yea I've met some real crazy people in my life.

crackhaus:

I got no issues with the female folk, that's what you lot like to believe and I feed that thought process.
I love women and they love me back.

Have fun.

I paid for sex just one time in my life, and it wasn't because I couldn't get it free elsewhere.
Anyway, she turned out to be a total waste of my precious cash after all the hype about what she can do - it was a bet
Yea I've met some real crazy people in my life.

I am sure these people thought the same about you.

Mindfulness:


That too. Delusional is my second name and I love it.

Have you got a problem with it?



It's not possible you will live out your neurosis and phobia here and I will ignore it forever.



You kiss ugly people?

You keep referring to yourself as ugly, one of these days you will wake up and it will be true.

crackhaus:

You keep referring to yourself as ugly, one of these days you will wake up and it will be true.

I don't care. I don't have to look in the mirror, do I?

Mindfulness:


Have fun.




I am sure these people thought the same about you.

Of course, I've been called crazy before.

crackhaus:

Of course, I've been called crazy before.

We have something in common then.

Mindfulness:


We have something in common then.

I've always known that, you actually know how to hold an interesting discourse even when you're not saying anything on the overall.
Usually, there is one good sentence in there to bounce off on.

Mindfulness:

You have given me goose bumps with this description of his talent. I need to listen to Boss Playa and Bit.ch Please II and then to Ballin. And I need to open a bottle of a Swedish Whiskey. I so deserve it.

You do that, O witch of Salem -- I on the other hand would allow for some Olamide to permeate my neural pathways. I know you are not given to Naija songs, but hey, you should give it a try sometime.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiQpc5dWsjg

I told you my life would make a good movie script. But I will still choose Kurt the Cute Kobain with Nirvana's Lithium for my soundtrack. Actually I need to compile a list of songs.

Arggg, what's with you and Kurt Cobain all the time? I thought we finalized on NTA's theme song since you said when you sing it's like the warblings of strangled Nightingales.

My name is Marshall Mathers and I am an alcoholic. This line is so funny.

Pharell is the best example of how a man's height or the lack of it can bear no relevance if you have what it takes but who has what Pharell does? He is extraordinary. Cool dude, cooler than cool, in outcast's voice: ICECOLD.

Yeah, I know that line -- from I just don't give a fück.

Ever heard of the Napoleonic complex?

Mindfulness:


I don't care. I don't have to look in the mirror, do I?

You don't, but I bet you own a wall-sized mirror somewhere in your house.
Let's see how you won't look into it.

DarkRebel101:


You do that, O witch of Salem -- I on the other hand would allow for some Olamide to permeate my neural pathways. I know you are not given to Naija songs, but hey, you should give it a try sometime.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiQpc5dWsjg

I am not given to Naija music but I enjoy listening to it every now and then.

Arggg, what's with you and Kurt Cobain all the time? I thought we finalized on NTA's theme song since you said when you sing it's like the warblings of strangled Nightingales.

Every few months, I need to listen to Nirvana like for 3-4 weeks until I have had enough. But I can't stand the pain of never being able to see them on stage performing. Why did he have to blow his brains out?


I love Nirvana like you love classical music.

Yeah, I know that line -- from I just don't give a fück.

That's one of the lines I say when I have had a shot too many.

Ever heard of the Napoleonic complex?

No, tell me about it.

crackhaus:

You don't, but I bet you own a wall-sized mirror somewhere in your house.
Let's see how you won't look into it.

I will remove it.

When one day someone will post my pics on NL, I will say 'See, I told ya I was ugly.' So you won't be able to bully me.

I am ugly from the inside and the outside.

Mindfulness:


I will remove it.

When one day someone will post my pics on NL, I will say 'See, I told ya I was ugly.' So you won't be able to bully me.

I am ugly from the inside and the outside.

Lmao...I thought you said you don't talk to anyone outside here, or was it just one person? Not like I believed that anyway.
I'm sure you keep your circle tight, so I doubt if any one of your clique of friends here will post your pic.

You can send me the pic privately though to avoid public bullying and humiliation.

Mindfulness:


I am not given to Naija music but I enjoy listening to it every now and then.

I was once like you. You would have been hardpressed to find a single Naija song in my mp3 player back in the days -- then Dagrin came and my musical taste was flung into a gyre of entropy and became more eclectic.

Do not worry, Madame Tussaud -- it would pall on you very soon.

Every few months, I need to listen to Nirvana like for 3-4 weeks until I have had enough. But I can't stand the pain of never being able to see them on stage performing. Why did he have to blow his brains out?

Arggg, because he was weak. Whoever succumbs to depression and commits suicide is a giant püssy and a weak-minded milquetoast in my books.

You've got a thing for weak guys? Or is this a fetish for suicidal ninjas subtly manifesting? We never can tell, can we?

I love Nirvana like you love classical music.

Ahaaa, yes I do! You must have seen me saying two days ago that my Gf taught me to play Ludwig Beethoven's Für Elise? No kidding when I say that she plays with the polish of Frédéric Chopin *tongue-in-cheek*
According to speculative history, Beethoven composed it for the daughter of his dentist named Elise.

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My favourites remain Sebastian Bach and Frideric Handel.

There is this phenomenon known as Mozart effect: it's about one getting smarter and performing better in spatial-temporary reasoning when one listens to classical music. I would have advised you to give it a whirl, but then, I do not want you to become any more smarter than you already are.

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You know Helen Keller, right? – the first deaf-blind person to earn a bachelor of arts degree. She once listened to Beethoven's ninth symphony over the radio. How a deaf-blind person listened to Beethoven I do not know. But what struck me the most was how art knows no boundaries and how genius recognizes genius.
You know another interesting thing? Beethoven was already completely blind when he composed the ninth symphony. How ironical.

That's one of the lines I say when I have had a shot too many.

No, tell me about it.

It's a theory about short men. One which states that they tend to make up for their lack in height through Machiavellian acquisition of wealth, power, high positions etc.
It has its roots in Napoleon Bonaparte's name -- he was equally quite short.

crackhaus:

Lmao...I thought you said you don't talk to anyone outside here, or was it just one person? Not like I believed that anyway.
I'm sure you keep your circle tight, so I doubt if any one of your clique of friends here will post your pic.

You can send me the pic privately though to avoid public bullying and humiliation.

I said not even a handful.

What will I send you my pic for?

DarkRebel101:


I was once like you. You would be have been hardpressed to find a single Naija song in my mp3 player back in the days -- then Dagrin came and my musical taste was flung into a gyre of entropy and become more eclectic.

Do not worry, Madame Tussaud -- it would pall on you very soon.

You make it sound like I do not listen to Nigerian music and that's not true.

Arggg, because he was weak. Whoever commits suicide in my books is a püssy and a weak-minded milquetoast.

You've got a thing for weak guys? Or is this a fetish for suicidal ninjas subtly manifesting?

No, I don't have thing for weak guys but Kurt was extremely handsome and a musical genius and his suicide made him a legend even though many people claim that it could not have been a suicide because he was way too high to have pulled the trigger.

And please stop calling him names, he means a lot to me.

Ahaaa, yes I do! You must have seen me saying two days ago that my Gf taught me to play Ludwig Beethoven's Für Elise? She's plays with the polish of Frédéric Chopin *tongue-in-cheek*
According to speculative history, Beethoven composed it for the daughter of his dentist named Elise. Interesting, huh?

My favourites remain Sebastian Bach and Frideric Handel. There is this phenomenon known as Mozart effect: it's about you getting smarter and performing better in spatial-temporary reasoning when you listen to classical music. I would advise you to give it a whirl, but then, I do not want you to become any more smarter than you already are.

You know Helen Keller, right? – the first deaf-blind person to earn a bachelor of arts degree. She once listened to Beethoven's ninth symphony over the radio. How can a deaf-blind person listen to Beethoven you might ask. That I do not know. But what struck me the most was how art knows no boundaries and how genius recognizes genius.
You know another interesting thing? Beethoven was already completely blind when he composed the ninth symphony. How ironical.

I knew it and that's really interesting. Amazing!

It's the phenomenon about short men -- due to their deficiency in height -- being aggressive and striving to make up for their lack in height by acquiring wealth, power, high positions etc.
It has its roots in Napoleon Bonaparte's name -- he was equally quite shortl.

Sadly there are more Napoleons than Pharells.

Mindfulness:


I said not even a handful.

What will I send you my pic for?

You're anticipating someone posting it here and the consequent bullying I will rain on you on that account..

We are trying to avoid that scenario above all-together, don't be shy.

crackhaus:

You're anticipating someone posting it here and the consequent bullying I will rain on you on that account..

We are trying to avoid that scenario above all-together, don't be shy.

You want to bully me a lot, don't you?

Mindfulness:




You make it sound like I do not listen to Nigerian music and that's not true.

Okay, so who are your favourite Nigerian artistes then? Lemme guess...Wizkid? Davido? Tiwa Savage?

No, I don't have thing for weak guys but Kurt was extremely handsome and a musical genius and his suicide made him a legend even though many people claim that it could not have been a suicide because he was way too high to have pulled the trigger.

And please stop calling him names, he means a lot to me.

Boring...wackity-wickity jibber-jabber.

I knew it and that's really interesting. Amazing!

Sadly there are more Napoleons than Pharells.

Then we simply reenact what happened on June 18, 1819 and boom -- we would have all the Napoleons snuffed out in the Battle Of Waterloo.

Gordon Bennett, I am such a big history nerd -- like Robert Langdon, but without the eidetic memory.

DarkRebel101:


Okay, so who are your favourite Nigerian artistes then? Lemme guess...Wizkid? Davido? Tiwa Savage?

Wizkid's lyrics are so lame sometimes but I like his voice. Davido is ok. I do not like Tiwa. I love Fela.

Boring...wackity-wickity jibber-jabber.

You know nothing about good music.
I am yet to meet a Nigerian who shares my love for Nirvana.

Then we simply reenact what happened on June 18, 1819 and boom -- we would have all the Napoleons snuffed out in the Battle Of Waterloo.

Let's do it.

Gordon Bennett, I am such a big history nerd -- like Robert Langdon, but without the eidetic memory.

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You are.

Mindfulness:

Wizkid's lyrics are so lame sometimes but I like his voice. Davido is ok. I do not like Tiwa. I love Fela.

I like Fela too. His creativity in his stage performance(s), the fact of him being a rebellious beatnik, and his Bohemian lifestyle all stood him out, maybe even more so than his songs. Even Jay-Z once sampled one of Fela's tracks.

You do not like Tiwa -- that's a first. Why? Are you TeeBillz's sister? Eyah, I understand the painment.

You know nothing about good music.
I am yet to meet a Nigerian who shares my love for Nirvana.

Joke of the year.

Let's do it.
You are.

It's why I'm a lady-magnet.

DarkRebel101:


I like Fela too. His creativity in his stage performance(s), the fact of him being a rebellious beatnik, and his Bohemian lifestyle all stood him out, maybe even more so than his songs. Even Jay-Z once sampled one of Fela's tracks.

You do not like Tiwa -- that's a first. Why? Are you TeeBillz's sister? Eyah, I understand the painment.



Joke of the year.



It's why I'm a lady-magnet.

I have no problem with Tiwa. Her music just does not appeal to me.
I can't even listen to contemporary hip hop. All recycled, no originality.

When Snoop, Warren G, Nate Dogg, Dr Dre and even later 50 Cent and Eminem were rapping about big booties and making it from rags to the riches it was cool, it was real, it was new and now it is just copy copy - so freakishly boring. Where is the creativity in all of this?

'Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.' (Kurt Cobain)

Saint52:

That can be a problem at times, especially your having sexxxx with a girl you have been crushing on for a long time, and you release immediately you put John Thomas inside...

Bro, I can relate jare. You'd wanna impress but b4 you know it, you've emptied your load or you'd depend on enhancers.

Whichever way, most guys are screwed

Mindfulness:


You want to bully me a lot, don't you?

Lol, can you even be bullied?

dimexy247:
4. Involuntary Boners
This shit is actually very annoying because they’re involuntary and always happen in the most awkward of places. You’re standing at church for ministration and next thing, your big man downstairs decides to be such a dick literally.

This made me laugh...for real there no reason for your hands to be in your pocket to pull it to one side.. the pastor just said lift your hands up to the heavens,