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Re: Honestly, Does D Bible Make Sense 2 U? by jcross22: 1:19am On Dec 27, 2009
@bountyxs, WHY CAN'T YOU {MUSLIMS} CALL ALLAH TO HEAL OUR PRESIDENT , REMEMBER IS IN HOLIEST CLAIMED BY MUSLIMS . NOW OUR PRESIDENT NEED A MIRACLE AND THE MIRACLE ONLY COME FROM ALMIGHTY GOD THROUGH IN JESUS NAME . LET ALLAH HEAL ONE HIS SLAVE . IF HE CAN'T SHAME ON ALLAH ,
Re: Honestly, Does D Bible Make Sense 2 U? by jcross22: 1:21am On Dec 27, 2009
i mean in the holiest country claimed by you.
Re: Honestly, Does D Bible Make Sense 2 U? by theseeker2: 8:47pm On Dec 27, 2009
Jcross and his foolish posts
Re: Honestly, Does D Bible Make Sense 2 U? by jcross22: 9:43pm On Dec 27, 2009
say anything you like but that never stop me to reveal it
Re: Honestly, Does D Bible Make Sense 2 U? by bountyxs: 10:31am On Jan 01, 2010
Dindinrin ni boy jcross yi sha. LOL. Why u so stupid? Respond to questions u dey say trash. If Yaradua die for Mecca nko?Does that make Islam wrong? Ariel Sharon is a living dead, he is still in Israel idiot. And shebi Oyedepo and Adeboye don pray for Yaradua, why e no come dey ok? Little wonder Adeboye,Oyakhilome and Joshua keep getting you with their fake miracles. I think the best thingh is to just ignore your rantings. Serious.
Re: Honestly, Does D Bible Make Sense 2 U? by jcross22: 11:01am On Jan 01, 2010
@bountyxs, like i have said that can't stop me to reveal more and more . thanks so much for telling me that those pastors you mentioned were doing fake miracles , then tell me how many have your imam and alfa have done.
Re: Honestly, Does D Bible Make Sense 2 U? by igboboy1(m): 12:31pm On Jan 01, 2010
Aint no miracles in Islam, everything na gra gra, if you want something or want to win something you grab it or blow it , POOF.
Re: Honestly, Does D Bible Make Sense 2 U? by Habib16(m): 3:19pm On Jan 01, 2010
@posterĀ  U dnt know what your saying ofcourse it makes sense alot but not the Counterfit Bible I mean the Real Injil=Real Bible! Do u understand!! Thickest skull @poster Elede lasan.
Re: Honestly, Does D Bible Make Sense 2 U? by jcross22: 10:25pm On Jan 01, 2010
LET ALL MUSLIMS KEEP QUIET IF THEY CAN'T PRODUCE THE ORIGINAL TEXT OF THE BIBLE , HABIB CAN YOU TELL ME WHEN WAS THE ORIGINAL TEXT CLAIMED BY MUSLIMS BEEN DESTROYED , WAS IT AFTER THE MOHAMMMAD 'S TIME OF BEFORE HIS TIME ?.
Re: Honestly, Does D Bible Make Sense 2 U? by AbuZola3(m): 11:56pm On Jan 01, 2010
The bible is a fraud
Re: Honestly, Does D Bible Make Sense 2 U? by theseeker2: 12:48am On Jan 02, 2010
Bible scholars tell us there are over 24,000 manuscripts of the bible of which no two are exactly the same! Amazing!

'woe unto those who write the book with their own hands and claim it is from God. To traffick from it a small profit. Woe unto them for what their hands write. Woe unto them for waht they profit therby'
Quran
Re: Honestly, Does D Bible Make Sense 2 U? by AbuZola3(m): 7:20am On Jan 02, 2010
24,000, what a shame to the xtrian
Re: Honestly, Does D Bible Make Sense 2 U? by igboboy1(m): 9:01pm On Jan 02, 2010
the_seeker:

Bible scholars tell us there are over 24,000 manuscripts of the bible of which no two are exactly the same! Amazing!

'woe unto those who write the book with their own hands and claim it is from God. To traffick from it a small profit. Woe unto them for what their hands write. Woe unto them for waht they profit therby'
Quran

are you quoting quran? That shit was written by mohammed (may he continue to torment in hell grin ) Una think say im dey heaven with 72 vrigins abi? OK o no problem, y dont u finish what your brother umar farooq abdulmutullab wanted to do, if u suceed then your 72 virgins would be awaiting you grin
Re: Honestly, Does D Bible Make Sense 2 U? by AbuZola3(m): 12:24am On Jan 03, 2010
And you think ur pauline contradictory bible is authentic ? Poor boy
Re: Honestly, Does D Bible Make Sense 2 U? by igboboy1(m): 1:53pm On Jan 03, 2010
Abu Zola:

And you think your pauline contradictory bible is authentic ? Poor boy

yes o my poor bible na correct authentico even though na Aba made grin i still like am wink
Re: Honestly, Does D Bible Make Sense 2 U? by theseeker2: 2:12pm On Jan 03, 2010
New Aba Version
grin
Re: Honestly, Does D Bible Make Sense 2 U? by AbuZola3(m): 3:26pm On Jan 03, 2010
How can it be authentic when it has many contradiction
Re: Honestly, Does D Bible Make Sense 2 U? by Mavenb0x(m): 4:43am On Jan 04, 2010
And now I wonder why "the_seeker" did not acknowledge my view when I answered his question.
Re: Honestly, Does D Bible Make Sense 2 U? by Habib16(m): 6:17pm On Jan 04, 2010
@all Christians Wetin dey happen now I ask u ppl simple qstn wuna no fit answer! Why e be say dff types of Bible dey, but we have Just one and only Qur'an why. Coz wuna don turn Bible to T.Book wey every body fit right make money. Y y y y y Y-Bible.

Pls sumbdy answe with gud reasons
Re: Honestly, Does D Bible Make Sense 2 U? by igboboy1(m): 8:31pm On Jan 04, 2010
Habib16:

@all Christians Wetin dey happen now I ask u ppl simple qstn wuna no fit answer! Why e be say dff types of Bible dey, but we have Just one and only Qur'an why. Coz wuna don turn Bible to T.Book wey every body fit right make money. Y y y y y Y-Bible.

Pls sumbdy answe with gud reasons

there is only one bible guy

there are different versions/translations, and all versions are the same in context,

King James version, uses all those ancient english terminologies, like thou, saith, lordth, upon thy,

NIV, na american englsih, u know america like to be different

RSV, na another american translation

these versions are more like translation, so from original armaraic to latin and then into these translations

so no matter what version u read its still the same story u get of it,
Re: Honestly, Does D Bible Make Sense 2 U? by AbuZola3(m): 9:02pm On Jan 04, 2010
Thats not true, we have more than 4,000 different bible, ranging from King james revised, The amplified bible, New american translation bible down to Nazarath bible
Re: Honestly, Does D Bible Make Sense 2 U? by theseeker2: 12:15am On Jan 05, 2010
mavenbox honestly i cant remember wat u talking about. Kindly refresh my memory
Re: Honestly, Does D Bible Make Sense 2 U? by theseeker2: 12:21am On Jan 05, 2010
igbo boy:

there is only one bible guy

there are different versions/translations, and all versions are the same in context,

King James version, uses all those ancient english terminologies, like thou, saith, lordth, upon thy,

NIV, na american englsih, u know america like to be different

RSV, na another american translation

these versions are more like translation, so from original armaraic to latin and then into these translations

so no matter what version u read its still the same story u get of it,





just diff in translation eh! How can a differnce in translation cause the catholic duoay version to have 73 books and the protestant 66 books? How do i get the story of the 6 extar books if i dont read the catholic version? In short pick one, which of the two is the real bible?
Re: Honestly, Does D Bible Make Sense 2 U? by AbuZola3(m): 8:03am On Jan 05, 2010
Hahaha, don't mind him,
Re: Honestly, Does D Bible Make Sense 2 U? by Mavenb0x(m): 6:15pm On Jan 06, 2010
Re: Honestly, Does D Bible Make Sense 2 U? by theseeker2: 8:11pm On Jan 06, 2010
pls take the pains of pasting them here for all to see. So that all of us can understand how a cmpilation of 66 books and another of 73 book can be termed as one version. If the revisers are ok with labeling them revised standard [b]version, [/b]douay [b]version, [/b]new american [b]version [/b]etc then i dont know what you are trying to prove
Re: Honestly, Does D Bible Make Sense 2 U? by AbuZola3(m): 9:25pm On Jan 06, 2010
Mavenbox, the true daughter of the Ghost, oh 'holy' Ghost. Xtrianity and ghost nawa o
Re: Honestly, Does D Bible Make Sense 2 U? by selencious(f): 7:37pm On Jan 17, 2010
[b]Some people are going to receive the wrath of God through this post;especially the Abu whatever it sounds like. It is better not to reply than say something against the word of God. It is written in the Bible (Galatians 6:7):
'Be not deceived; God is not mocked:for whatsoever a man sow,that shall he also reap. Take a look at this examples:Please don't place a curse upon yourselves through posts.

1. Christine Hewitt (Jamaican Journalist and entertainer)
said the Bible (Word of God) was the worst book ever written.
In June 2006 she was found burnt beyond recognition in her motor vehicle.


2. John Lennon (Singer):
Some years before, during his interview with an American Magazine, he said:
'Christianity will end, it will disappear.
I do not have to argue about that.
I am certain.
Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple, today we are more famous than Him' (1966).
Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times.

3. ancredo Neves (President of Brazil ):
During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500,000 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency.
Sure he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being made President, then he died.

4.The man who built the Titanic
After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic would be.
With an ironic tone he said:
'Not even God can sink it'
The result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic

5. < div class=MsoNormal style='TEXT-ALIGN: center' align=center>Marilyn Monroe (Actress)

She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show.
He said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her.
After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said: I don't need your Jesus'.
A week later, she was found dead in her apartment

6.Campinas (IN 2005)
In Campinas , Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend,
The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter holding her hand, who was already seated in the car:

'My Daughter, Go With God And May He Protect You.'
She responded: 'Only If He (God) Travels In The Trunk, Cause Inside Here, It's Already Full '
Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died,
the car could not be recognized what type of car it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk was intact.
The police said there was no way the trunk could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none was broken



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Re: Honestly, Does D Bible Make Sense 2 U? by dgreatrock(m): 7:43pm On Jan 17, 2010
Yes. It makes alot of sense to me and helps me overcome those terrible storms of life.
Re: Honestly, Does D Bible Make Sense 2 U? by Habib16(m): 4:02pm On Jan 18, 2010
So U ppl are still argueing! Upon what U knew!!
Re: Honestly, Does D Bible Make Sense 2 U? by Nobody: 4:50pm On Jan 18, 2010
Habib16:

So U ppl are still argueing! Upon what U knew!!
No more arguement, we now know the truth that the bible makesĀ  sense a lot
Re: Honestly, Does D Bible Make Sense 2 U? by Habib16(m): 8:32pm On Jan 18, 2010
@toba allright, then why are U still a Christian?

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