after the acrobatic sex we had last night I slept off very tired, only to wake up this early morning at 5 and saw her dressing up.

''babe where you dey rush go''??

she told me she has an appointment at 7 this morning. so I got up and escorted her. on getting back home, I just dive ontop my bed and landed ontop piss.

still can't believe it. I dey call her since she nor pick. I had to carry the foam out to sun it. all my neighbors dey look me with one kind eye as if say na me piss for the bed.


it seems some you have issues with english.
@ where I wrote ''I had to carry the foam out to sun it'''

e mean say I don put the foam for sun make sun dry am if sun finally comes up. I dey go work now nai make me put am outside dey wait sun.

garrit later jare.

...early morning Sun? That's confusing. Thought you said last night. Op?

Mimienudles:
...early morning Sun? That's confusing. Thought you said last night. Op?

I'm on my way to work now. had to sun it before leaving

Eehya, I kinda feel pity for her, the shame.

Mimienudles:
...early morning Sun? That's confusing. Thought you said last night. Op?

You otu know that the OP is a troll

squirt not piss.

stupidity:
I'm on my way to work now. had to sun it before leaving

sounds so certain on today's weather, hmm what if it rains? Okay o

MUVA:


You otu know that the OP is a troll

e still dey wonder me o

Paulpaulpaul:
squirt not piss.

I know what squirt is. when I dey fukk her she nor squirt. this one na piss

Mimienudles:
sounds so certain on today's weather, hmm what if it rains? Okay o

na hamattan rain wan fall??

stupidity:
after the acrobatic sex we had last night I slept off very tired, only to wake up this early morning at 5 and saw her dressing up.

''babe where you dey rush go''??

she told me she has an appointment at 7 this morning. so I got up and escorted her. on getting back home, I just dive ontop my bed and landed ontop piss.

still can't believe it. I dey call her since she nor pick. I had to carry the foam out to sun it. all my neighbors dey look me with one kind eye as if say na me piss for the bed.


it seems some you have issues with english.
@ where I wrote ''I had to carry the foam out to sun it'''

e mean say I don put the foam for sun make sun dry am if sun finally comes up. I dey go work now nai make me put am outside dey wait sun.

garrit later jare.

na lie, no how wey u fit stress am reach, go work abeg

Sh't happens. But sit down let's have a class on why she peed.

Urine is produced by the kidneys and travels through the ureters to the bladder to be stored. The bladder is basically a muscular sac that holds urine until it is ready to be released into the urethra, the tube that connects the bladder to the outside of the body. At the same time the bladder contracts, the urinary sphincter relaxes. The relaxed sphincter acts like an open door, which allows the urine to pass and exit the body. When there is a physical impediment or neurological disconnect, urination can become problematic or mistimed.

nocturnal enuresis.



Shevmust have taken too much liquor, couldn't attain conscious favour and resulted to urinary failure.

stupidity:
I know what squirt is. when I dey fukk her she nor squirt. this one na piss

it wasn't even sex but fukk, u for happy say she nor shiit

stupidity:
na hamattan rain wan fall??

wic hamattan, leave dat tin o jare

Pishure or idontbeliveit

stupidity:
na hamattan rain wan fall??

howfa dat stuff? Sun bin shine? abi rain bin rain?

I bet she peed in the midst of sex, not after. The next time a one night stand is rushing out in that manner, you know what to do

Mimienudles:
howfa dat stuff? Sun bin shine? abi rain bin rain?

Dem send u to that guy?

stobery:



Dem send u to that guy?

ahhh no o, I just dey caring, make him no sleep for ground

Akinlekanwr:
I bet she peed in the midst of sex, not after. The next time a one night stand is rushing out in that manner, you know what to do

you really believe that? Seriously?

iamharkinwaley:
Pishure or idontbeliveit

seconded

stobery:



Dem send u to that guy?

lol. Bros I tire o. Maybe she's crushing. Instead of her to pm me now she dey waste time ontop piss matter.

Mimienudles:
seconded

lol. which pinshure you wan see? my king size gold mattress??

i bet the girl is not more than 10years

you slept with a child and still have the gut to post it

your ass should be cooling in prison by now

Jenny1010:
i bet the girl is not more than 10years

you slept with a child and still have the gut to post it

your ass should be cooling in prison by now

ogbeni what are you saying??



is you alright?

stupidity:
lol. Bros I tire o. Maybe she's crushing. Instead of her to pm me now she dey waste time ontop piss matter.

Mimienudles:
you really believe that? Seriously?

Of course. You don't think its possible?

Akinlekanwr:


Of course. You don't think its possible?

no, I don't. Still wandering. ..

stupidity:
lol. which pinshure you wan see? my king size gold mattress??

...video and pictures of the scene

Mimienudles:
no, I don't. Still wandering. ..

I can actually show you