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Nigeria Shud Criminalize Ladies Keeping Cucumbers In Their Homes. by durentsneh(m): 8:37am On Nov 11, 2016
Naija ladies acting crazy since 1920.

They want to kill us before our time.
Soon a new virus go comot as cucumbola, dat one go give man wey chop toto infested cucumber funny symptoms. We have to take steps to prevent this.



A lady shud not be allowed to buy cucumber unless she agrees to this condition.
1. She eats at least half of the cucumber there, live and direct.
2. She buys not more than 1 cucumber per week.
3. She is not allowed to buy extra large cucumber larger than 6 inches, if she does, refer to rule 1.
4. She must bring proof that she has a man in her life.
5. She must NOT be a nairalander.
6. She must NOT be Tiv
7. She must bring concrete reason she needs to buy the cucumber, either i want to make fruit salad, beauty purposes etc.
8. She must not buy in bulk, if you allow them, na so dem go pack their lesbian friends dey put cucumber anyhow inside toto.
9. She must not look suspicious. If u see cucumber abuser, u go know.

More loading........


Thanks.

Signed Durent
Re: Nigeria Shud Criminalize Ladies Keeping Cucumbers In Their Homes. by durentsneh(m): 8:47am On Nov 11, 2016
10. She must NOT be igbo, miss anambra na which tribe?
Re: Nigeria Shud Criminalize Ladies Keeping Cucumbers In Their Homes. by durentsneh(m): 8:54am On Nov 11, 2016
11. She must fear God and look like she fears God
Re: Nigeria Shud Criminalize Ladies Keeping Cucumbers In Their Homes. by makydebbie(f): 8:55am On Nov 11, 2016
How can I do without my cucumber sad
Re: Nigeria Shud Criminalize Ladies Keeping Cucumbers In Their Homes. by durentsneh(m): 8:57am On Nov 11, 2016
12. You can sell to yoruba ladies
Re: Nigeria Shud Criminalize Ladies Keeping Cucumbers In Their Homes. by durentsneh(m): 8:57am On Nov 11, 2016
makydebbie:
How can I do without my cucumber sad
you better learn how to do without it
Re: Nigeria Shud Criminalize Ladies Keeping Cucumbers In Their Homes. by Jay542(m): 8:57am On Nov 11, 2016
makydebbie:
How can I do without my cucumber sad
Lolcheesy
Re: Nigeria Shud Criminalize Ladies Keeping Cucumbers In Their Homes. by makydebbie(f): 9:06am On Nov 11, 2016
Jay542:

Lolcheesy
kiss

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Re: Nigeria Shud Criminalize Ladies Keeping Cucumbers In Their Homes. by slimthugchime(m): 9:07am On Nov 11, 2016
durentsneh:
12. You can sell to yoruba ladies
werent you the guy who prefared d1cks over puzzy undecided
Re: Nigeria Shud Criminalize Ladies Keeping Cucumbers In Their Homes. by sinaj(f): 9:10am On Nov 11, 2016
U guys are crazy grin



So Sombori cannot buy plenty cucumber to store again sad
Re: Nigeria Shud Criminalize Ladies Keeping Cucumbers In Their Homes. by durentsneh(m): 9:15am On Nov 11, 2016
slimthugchime:
werent you the guy who prefared d1cks over puzzy undecided
u are not well.

How can i pick dick over sweet succulent womanliness. Oboi slap urself
Re: Nigeria Shud Criminalize Ladies Keeping Cucumbers In Their Homes. by durentsneh(m): 9:15am On Nov 11, 2016
sinaj:
U guys are crazy grin



So Sombori cannot buy plenty cucumber to store again sad
simple answer, No.

Eat it one by one.
Re: Nigeria Shud Criminalize Ladies Keeping Cucumbers In Their Homes. by herzern1(m): 9:18am On Nov 11, 2016
criminalize ladies... grin


 grin grin
Re: Nigeria Shud Criminalize Ladies Keeping Cucumbers In Their Homes. by durentsneh(m): 9:33am On Nov 11, 2016
herzern1:
criminalize ladies... grin


 grin grin
undecided
Re: Nigeria Shud Criminalize Ladies Keeping Cucumbers In Their Homes. by bareal(m): 11:12am On Nov 11, 2016
sinaj:
U guys are crazy grin



So Sombori cannot buy plenty cucumber to store again sad
Is that how they used to do? grin
Re: Nigeria Shud Criminalize Ladies Keeping Cucumbers In Their Homes. by durentsneh(m): 11:35am On Nov 11, 2016
bareal:

Is that how they used to do? grin
leave d mumu gurl. Wetin she wan use store cucumber do.
Re: Nigeria Shud Criminalize Ladies Keeping Cucumbers In Their Homes. by sinaj(f): 11:45am On Nov 11, 2016
durentsneh:
simple answer, No.

Eat it one by one.
wot bout my visitors
Re: Nigeria Shud Criminalize Ladies Keeping Cucumbers In Their Homes. by bigybanty02(m): 12:42pm On Nov 11, 2016
makydebbie:
How can I do without my cucumber sad


Hey gawd!! even u too. I give up #faint#

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