wristbangle:


Thanks boss.

Lawlahdey:
Yeah, cuz you don't possess any of those qualities

bbmpin:
Oh, interesting. Let me just write these down on my list of things that I don't give a poo about.

Recycled nonsense #frightfully insignificant education

Surprise Me and type something positive for once

dollyjoy:
What is "shameless" about wooing a guy you like Oga Wristbangle

MidasTouche01:
Some guys posses all of this and still gehs no dey chase them, e.g. KingRex1

wristbangle:


Yes ma he is here! Hope u won't turn him to slave?

merxi55:
eyah... dont worry, its only a matter of time...

Lawlahdey:
Slave keh, I just want him to cook for me once nih so i can know if i shuu fall for him

Oya, gimme ez digits

wristbangle:


08141991419

Lawlahdey:
419 is too mush in the digit, I hope ya nuh trying to tell me something?

KissChrix:

Surprise Me and type something positive for once

Smellymouth:

Honorable Patrick Obehiagbon aka MR CRAP..
Is dat all Saah?

I have read these "exact" points close to a 1000 times on this site and various online publications

The thread creator's always try to be creative with the contents of each point and their placement, but its "always the same thing"

It galls me to see how you guys share the "same statements and thoughts each time" #incredulity

tosyne2much:
OP, how come I don't posses any of these qualities yet ladies disturb my life for marriage?

Back to the topic

You forgot to add that men with exotic cars and men with elaborate joysticks are liable to snatch your girlfriend

wristbangle:


O yeah of little faith. Call me number 1st nau

Carringguy, tnx

KingRex1:

Haba, which one dey ur mind egbon

Smellymouth:



Marine spirit

truthsayer007:


How does a girl get to find out you have a good joystick if you pass all those OP's criteria first. ?

KingRex1:

Beht no lady is obsessed with me

tosyne2much:
There are ways most ladies know. Maybe you should ask a lady

truthsayer007:


huh? Right from inside my thick jeans..Chaii i neva hear that one oh !

wristbangle:
The traits in a man that will uniquely make him physically and morally enticing to ladies ranges from his height, voice, mode of dressing and down to other physical attributes

KingRex1:

Hehehehe

wristbangle:
The traits in a man that will uniquely make him physically and morally enticing to ladies ranges from his height, voice, mode of dressing and down to other physical attributes

Below are these qualities;

1. Strong Financial Status

When a guy is wealthy, even if he's crippled, he will get immense desperation from numerous ladies. In fact, most of them will even overlook his bad manners and disability. Times without number, I have seen ladies staring lust fully at guys riding big cars and without shame, they approach to woo these guys.

2. Body Physique

Ladies may not be able to hide their feelings when they spot tall, dark/fair and handsome guys. To make matters more interesting, when the so called guy has six packs, they grill their teeth endlessly. It's even funny that everyday, the same guy becomes their focal point of discussion as if something financially valuable will come out of it.

3. Sexy Voice and Good Grammatical Expression

A guy with cool voice and flawless grammatical expression is often admired by ladies. When such guys call a lady, she rushes with speed of light to pick his calls. Ladies will agree with me that a guy with captivating voice often turn them on and may even self service. Most radio presenters can relate to this.

4. Good Sense of Humour

Having a good sense of humour doesn't mean one should crack stupid jokes or become a notorious clown. Guys who know how to make irate or moody people laugh, top the list of guys being admired by ladies. To be candid, ladies do raise their eye brow when they spot a comedian and it doesn't necessarily means they are glean to his rich pocket alone but also his hilarious nature.

5. Good Dress Sense

A guy whose outfit is simple, neat and classic makes ladies go nuts when they spot him. A grown up man with ragged and tattered wears is such a big turn off for most ladies. Ladies can attest to this fact

6. Diligence and Intelligence

Ladies cherish hard working, focused and clever guys that don't womanize but focus in their careers.

7. Maturity and Respect

It's a pity that guys mistake maturity for over bloated ego. A man is supposed to know how to handle complex situation especially when a lady provokes him. Slapping or beating a lady is totally disrespectful and shameful. Being able to apply tactful acts to calm difficult situation will make him earn the respect and submission from a lady. There is no way these categories of guys will not be adore by ladies.

8. Good Cook

I have a friend who knows how to prepare all sort of meals deliciously. This guy's delicacies are so tantalising that even make a married man can abandon his wife meals for that of my friend. Ladies who have tasted his meals quickly fall in love and can't take their eyes away from him.

tosyne2much:
OP, how come I don't posses any of these qualities yet ladies disturb my life for marriage?

Back to the topic

You forgot to add that men with exotic cars and men with elaborate joysticks are liable to snatch your girlfriend

Name just 1 woman that's disturbed you!!! Just 1!!!

QueenSuccubus:






I know, right?

ItzMePuffPuff:
Name just 1 woman that's disturbed you!!! Just 1!!!

shumuel:


Spot on, am sure the ladies would atest to these

tosyne2much:
They're not people you know

I figured something was amiss

SmellingAnus:
sure boo , spot on... No one knows me like you as long as nairaland is concerned