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Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 10:23pm On May 30
Even if you like, go and cocoon yourself in solid concrete, he has promised that he will destroy you, he will not fail.

God himself will destroy Babylon all by himself. It will be a complete destruction, with no human mediation

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Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 8:06pm On May 31
Sabbath

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Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 2:08pm On Jun 06
The other day, I said that there will be sex in heaven and that one of our major work in heaven will be sex grin but some persons including that cantankerous Ishilove and that belligerent Johnw47 attacked me ferociously.

Then, I got a sign that it was not yet time for me to disclose the secret.

But, I have gotten a sign that it is now time to share this knowledge.

grin grin grin
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 5:25pm On Jun 06
Should I do a thread or should i do the study here?
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by johnw47: 12:45am On Jun 07
MrPresident1:
The other day, I said that there will be sex in heaven and that one of our major work in heaven will be sex grin but some persons including that cantankerous Ishilove and that belligerent Johnw47 attacked me ferociously.

Then, I got a sign that it was not yet time for me to disclose the secret.

But, I have gotten a sign that it is now time to share this knowledge.

grin grin grin

lying false prophet fake christian pres

of course your statement is as stupid as you are
also show where i ferociously attacked you the other day, liar like your daddy the devil:

Joh_8:44  Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.

Pro_26:11  As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.

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Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 11:55am On Jun 07
johnw47:


lying false prophet fake christian pres

of course your statement is as stupid as you are
also show where i ferociously attacked you the other day, liar like your daddy the devil:

Joh_8:44  Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.

Pro_26:11  As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.


Truculent, bellicose, and belligerent Johnw47 grin
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by johnw47: 11:45pm On Jun 07
MrPresident1:


Truculent, bellicose, and belligerent Johnw47 grin

lying false prophet fake christian pres

as usual all you have is your little girlie nonsense

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Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by johnw47: 1:14am On Jun 08
MrPresident1:
The other day, I said that there will be sex in heaven and that one of our major work in heaven will be sex grin but some persons including that cantankerous Ishilove and that belligerent Johnw47 attacked me ferociously.

Then, I got a sign that it was not yet time for me to disclose the secret.

But, I have gotten a sign that it is now time to share this knowledge.

grin grin grin


johnw47:


lying false prophet fake christian pres

of course your statement is as stupid as you are
also show where i ferociously attacked you the other day, liar like your daddy the devil:

Joh_8:44  Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.

Pro_26:11  As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.






@bold, well come on pres, show that you are not a liar

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Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Ishilove: 8:14pm On Jun 08
MrPresident1:
The other day, I said that there will be sex in heaven and that one of our major work in heaven will be sex grin but some persons including that cantankerous Ishilove and that belligerent Johnw47 attacked me ferociously.

Then, I got a sign that it was not yet time for me to disclose the secret.

But, I have gotten a sign that it is now time to share this knowledge.

grin grin grin
You seriously need deliverance. Don't take this the wrong way. I say it with love cheesy

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Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 9:38am On Jun 09
Matthew 22:30
For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven.


This verse did not say that they will be no sex in heaven, it is only saying that in heaven, where God lives, we will be like angels. in the resurrection, God will live with us right here on this earth, and we will also be like angels.

Angels have huge libidos and ravenous sexual appetites

Genesis 6:2
That the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose.


The sons of God when they came down to earth married the daughters of men. They had to marry the women because they had because they had to conform to the cultures of men, since they had ''materialized''. Their offspring were the mighty men of old.

Genesis 6:4
There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown.


How about when we all become angels and yet still have blood flowing in our veins like men and women?

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Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 4:13pm On Jun 10
In the resurrection, God will live with us right here on this earth. We will be like angels, but we will still be males and females, men and women.

And we will give birth to children

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Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 11:59pm On Jun 12
We will procreate in heaven. I will do a thread on it.

We about to enter 100,000 views, yo babyyyyy cheesy grin
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 8:27am On Jun 13
Luke 21:34-35
34 And take heed to yourselves, lest at any time your hearts be overcharged with surfeiting, and drunkenness, and cares of this life, and so that day come upon you unawares.
35 For as a snare shall it come on all them that dwell on the face of the whole earth.


Verse 35 is very very very scary cry

God please help me cry

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Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by Godssword1(m): 8:37am On Jun 13
GOD is REAL. JESUS is coming. JUST STAY READY AT ALL TIMES!!!

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Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 2:09pm On Jun 13
Yo baby!!!

We is over 100,000 views cheesy grin
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 2:14pm On Jun 13
Luke 21:35
35 For as a snare shall it come on all them that dwell on the face of the whole earth.



The day of judgment will come as a snare to all of us, none of us will see it coming, or hear, or perceive it. None of us will see it coming. This is why I posed the crying emoji cry

Every new dawn brings us closer to D-day

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Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 9:04pm On Jun 14
I have been saying that I will do a thread to show that there will be sex in heaven, but I have been delaying.

When I finally put the thread out, it will be for the people who can think. It will be for people who are willing to see what the Bible is truly saying, it will not be for people stuck on dogma.

They think that when we get to heaven the only thing we will be doing is shouting Hallelujah forever, this is one of the lies that have been peddled for ages. In heaven there will be sex. All our energies will be directed toward procreation. Food will be plentiful, wealth will flow easily, work will be leisurely, so sex will be a major exercise, this is for those that make it into the kingdom.

Christian brothers and sisters, your patience and chastity will be rewarded, just be a little more patient and persevering.
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 5:47am On Jun 15
Isaiah 4:1
4 And in that day seven women shall take hold of one man, saying, We will eat our own bread, and wear our own apparel: only let us be called by thy name, to take away our reproach.


This verse has been taken out of context because people did not realise that this verse is not talking about end times, it is talking about the aftermath of the return of Jesus, after the day of judgment. One of the keys to understand this verse is in verse 4

Isaiah 4:4
4 When the Lord shall have washed away the filth of the daughters of Zion, and shall have purged the blood of Jerusalem from the midst thereof by the spirit of judgment, and by the spirit of burning.


Isaiah 1:27
27 Zion shall be redeemed with judgment, and her converts with righteousness.


As you can see, when we relate Isaiah 4:4 with Isaiah 1:27 we can get an understanding of Isaiah 4:1. We can successfully locate the context of Isaiah 4:1 not as an end time verse but a post judgment, post rapture, post coming of Jesus verse.

The redemption of zion will be in judgment

If you cannot accept this, the thread on sex in heaven will not make sense to you. Do not even bother to read it when I post it.
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 5:57am On Jun 15
When Jesus returns

Revelation 21:4
And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away.
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 8:14am On Jun 15
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 8:44pm On Jun 15
Sangoooooooo!!!!


Oranfe onile ina

Sango onibon Orun

Arabambi arigba ota segun

Afiri wowo ojo sete olote

Aara waa 

Aara woo 

Sangiri

Lagiri

Olagiri ka ka ka fi igba edun bo ibe 

Ako olongbo ti n wo ewu ododo

Aji feje agbo bo oju

Aran omo logun bomo lo

Ajagbe masebi ko to pa asebi

Oloogun ikiya

Oloogun ilaya

Onigbetugbetu

Egungun nla ti n yo ina lenu 

Sango olowo eyo

Ekun oko Oya

Aara bo wo ija lala

Ina gori ilè feju toto 

Iku ti n pani ti enikan kii ke 

Afi aakè yoni loju

Afedun yoo ifun

Afi efiin seni pele

Afinna fohun bi o soro

Oloju orogbo

Elereke obi

Oba koso oo

Dakun dabo ro wa 

Ki o wa mu ibere omo awo se 
Ase!

Translation

Oranfe the warehouse of fire 

Sango the owner of the heavenly gun - (Kalashnikov) 

Arabambi, one who has the two hundred pieces of stones to conquer enemies

One who uses rain dew to destroy the rebels

The thunder that claps intimidately

The thunder that sounds to instill fear

The thunder that sounds to create war

One who cracks a wall

One who splits a wall

One who splits a wall and inserts two hundred thunder stones inside it

The male cat who wears the robe of truthfulness

He who uses the blood of ram to wash his face early in the morning

He who sends someone to war and stands with the person in the battle field

He who shouts at evil people before killing them 

The owner of spiritual powers that gives extra ordinary courage

One in possession of the spiritual powers that put fear in peoples mind.

One who is in possession of spiritual powers that control people

The big masquerade that emits fire

Sango the owner of cowries

Big leopard, the husband of Oya

The thunder with a stretch of long hand of fight

The fire that spreads on the roof

The death that kills and no one dare weeps 

One who uses the axe to remove eyes

One who uses his thunder stones  to  remove intestines 

One who greets people with flames

The one who speaks with fire

The one with eyes of bitter kola

The one with cheeks of kolanut

The king who did not hang (never committed suicide)

Please descend 

And accede to my request!
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 10:10pm On Jun 15
I will do the thread on sex in heaven tonight or tomorrow.

Ishilove and johnw47 take note
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by LordReed(m): 11:11pm On Jun 15
Soon™ God's Plan™
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by johnw47: 11:17pm On Jun 15
MrPresident1:
I will do the thread on sex in heaven tonight or tomorrow.

Ishilove and johnw47 take note

false prophet, false christian pres

only a deluded one like yourself would be interisted in your garbage

a fool is a fool is a fool is a fool

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Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by hakeem4(m): 11:53pm On Jun 15
LordReed:
Soon™ God's Plan™
gods time is not mans time grin grin
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 5:36am On Jun 16
Sangooooooo

Ina go ri ile feju
Akata yeri yeri
Ajagbe masebi ko to pa asebi
Ekun oko oya
Onile ina
Ara san giri parararararara!

Sangooooooo
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 8:12am On Jun 16
I wonder what Nebuchadnezzar will do to his renegade slaves when he regains back his senses
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 8:59am On Jun 16
Thunder is the trumpet and voice of GOD. He will utter his thunder on the evil ones, and destroy them totally grin
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 12:20pm On Jun 16
Watch and pray
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 7:34pm On Jun 16
Watch
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 6:31am On Jun 17
Revelation 21:8
But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.


Fear fear people, unbelieving atheists despite all the evidence we have shown them, abominable like those people promoting abominations like gay homosexuality and LGBT, murderers agents of satan killing people and causing tears and endless pain, whoremongers like those people spamming front page with sex positions and also pushing sex topics to fp, sorcerers all the evil witches and wizards, idolaters like those selfish bet naija people on FP, liars like those people twisting the gospel and the Bible, they will all have their part in the lake of fire.

The present devolution of Israel is child's play, you yourself can see how the death of Israel has made you flourish, you can be posting disguised insults yet they don't know you are insulting and denigrating them.

You will have your part in the second death.
Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MrPresident1: 2:27pm On Jun 17
I am the faithful watchman

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