By John Owen Nwachukwu,

A man has strained his penis as he attempted to wear his wedding ring on it, in other to kill off sexual urge.

The South African Medical Journal reported that the wife to the 28-year-old man (name withheld) has just put to bed, and his friends advised him that in order to put his sex*al urge under control, he should wear his wedding ring on his manhood.

Dailypost.ng revealed that the man was soon rushed to the hospital in an emergency condition.

According to the journal, “His peni* was erect and blue and he was in severe pain.”

It was a difficult task before doctors could get the ring off as the ring’s width was rather too small for the circumference of his penis; coupled with the fact that his pen*s had become excessively swollen in the aftermath of the misadventure.

“The wedding ring got stuck and caused the patient’s penis to swell.

“Doctors even tried using a small surgical saw to remove it, but it got too close to his manhood!

“Deciding otherwise, they, instead, used an injection to drain blood from the p*nis, by making several punctures with a needle to decrease the swelling.

“This worked quite well, as the swelling went down, allowing them to pull off the wedding ring.”

The man stayed in the hospital for a few days to recuperate, after which he was discharged and given pain killers and antibiotics.

http://brainnewsng.com/man-injured-joystick-wedding-ring/

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