Like seriously nairaland have gone nuts... How could this make Frontpage

all this daddies pet self... nothing sweet pass been in total control of your life.. meanwhile buhari is a mad cow

virginboy1:
Good day House. Guys pls pray for me. I will be going to the hospital tommorrow. I think I have a problem with ma eyes. Every time i look into ma wallet, i see nothing.

U have a disease caused by enterobacter buhariphilia.




The disease is called Recessionopathy




It is common in blacks n males. Around age of 15 to 30.


Pathogenesis is unclear


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Get a freaking job. Lol

Pls summit this story for etisalat prize for literature..

you see your life na, common Joel you don't know,joel that is after eh eh eh....Abeg where he they that time?
following

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Are we here for holy ghost convention or scream queen?

Divay22:
you see your life na, common Joel you don't know,joel that is after eh eh eh....Abeg where he they that time?
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My kind of girl

Jado,you no call me,make i help you find am,u neva go camp,me loving your writing skill. #Joel

Very silly thread from a silly poster.

If you don't want to be a Christian, don't be a Christian, don't come and make mockery of yourself on nairaland. Choose you who you want to serve and live by the principles.

In occultism you wouldn't do what you are doing, you'll follow it deeply and through. Coming online to display hypocrisy is disgusting and it is done through the spirit of the anti christ.

You need to be saved. There's no in between. Who do you think would be happy with this your thread, God or the devil. Be the judge.

iamVirus:
My kind of girl

say what

The religious should get productive with their time and look for ways to better humanity. Zuckerberg doesnt go to conventions, yet born agains use Facebook to evangelize. Think about it.

virginboy1:
Good day House. Guys pls pray for me. I will be going to the hospital tommorrow. I think I have a problem with ma eyes. Every time i look into ma wallet, i see nothing.

virginboy1:
Good day House. Guys pls pray for me. I will be going to the hospital tommorrow. I think I have a problem with ma eyes. Every time i look into ma wallet, i see nothing.

Laff wan Kill me o.

Lol Epic...
It is called Holy Ghost Congress egbon!
And it started on monday not tuesday.. Tuesday is actually Day 2..
Shalom!

Nothing wey person nor dey see for nairaland

Kilo nsele nibi yii?

Divay22:
you see your life na, common Joel you don't know,joel that is after eh eh eh....Abeg where he they that time?
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lmao

A rebellious child. I pray u not turn to be an antagonist of the good news like others in Jesus name.

Faith comes first! What hope is there for a generation who know nothing of what they profess

Am watching the program live here too, I really like the program.

Pathetic. He seems happy with his life

This is nothing but Crap! Crap!! Crap!!!

Jadoskii:
Wadup nairalanders. I'm currently watching the ongoing convention at the comfort of my house in kaduna, and it has not been easy with my dad around. I'll be writing about my funny experiences, enjoy.

Lemme give you a little bit of intro.

My dad is an elder in Living Faith Foundation (different from living faith). My mom is a deaconess, and I attend Redeem....

My dad and I have always been at loggerheads about my spiritual life. He believes I'm spiritually cold unlike him a fire brand man, coupled with the fact that I'm not in any department in church (chairman Bench Warmers Association) and only attend Sunday service has not made things easier..

We talk about anything (politics sha) but when it comes to spiritual matters, k leg go dey.

I'm a simple Christian,I try to avoid any wrong doings (lying,stealing etc),my policy is 'witches don't disturb me nd I'll leave u alone' so we can both sleep at midnight, a win-win situation..nd I only av one girlfriend....I don't fast much,I pray few mins a week...just low-key stuff.....
Now that holy ghost convention az started,tinz az bin quite funny..lets go.

ON TUESDAY DAY ONE
The program started on Tuesday, at 8pm the TV was already on, we have this strong decoder we were watching from (the most useless decoder in the world) it has 95% of Christian channels. I was seated beside my dad on the couch in the living room. He wants to be pinching me should in case I start to doze off. But by master Jesus Grace I didn't.

I was doing okay (standing up doing prayers, jumping during worship,we even paid offering at home, mmm my papa shaa) my dad was quite impressed, for my mind I just want make time go make daddy adeboye start his sermon...

Finally daddy adeboye was on the pulpit. After his usual intro of prayers and worship, he asked to open our bibles to Joel (I can't really remember the chapter and verse). I totally screwed up when I said Joel is not in the bible na maybe daddy made a mistake. My daddy first looked at me, shook his head and told me to stand up and find the book of Joel. I started sweating. I didn't even know where to start from. I started opening my bible one by one from Genesis. Not until my dad flung sofa pillow on my face with succinct accuracy,I was stunned. He sha preached about how an elders son does not know his way around the bible. That he was ashamed, I just nodded, me that my mind was elsewhere...

He asked me to recite the books in the old and new testament. I started at genesis and stopped at Ruth then jumped to the new testament, started at Matthew and stopped at John. He was just shaking his head. Hmm..he told me to learn all the books in three days, and I must recite it to him..

Finally Daddy Adeboye was through, he started listing the 3 prayer points to seriously pray on (blood sucking demons, leakage, can't remember the 3rd one). So I used it as an avenue to win over my terrible night. So when the prayers started, I was jumping up and down.

Scabbashing, walking around, casting out evil spirit. I even prayed that a cat disturbing us at night should die. I looked at him with the corner of my eye and I saw him staring squarely at me. I just bone face and continued. When we rounded up I ran into my room immediately to avoid any other story. Did Airtel 25 naira for 500 naira sub to download the series scream queen......phew Wat a day....

Wednesday coming shortly....

I have an assent, an assumption and a question.

On the "witches don't disturb me and I'll leave you alone" thingy, I totally agree with you bro! That's exactly my motto.

I assume the sad decoder we are talking about here is Startimes....

My question is...Scream Queens... is it very interesting? I've got a crush on Emma Roberts, Keke Palmer and Ariana Grande..but I don't want start something bad and later hate myself because I'll have to finish it.

sweettease:

It's an insane horror comedy movie series. I really enjoy their comedic way of portraying the horrific gruesome theme but not every one will enjoy the series. It's 50/50. You either want more and more of it or find it too unrealistic. At the end, you'll have to see it to know, it's up you.

Congrats. I was just jejeli passing by and you sold Scream Queens to me. Now I have to stay awake tonight.

still prefer the walking dead series

Babysho:



I have an assent, an assumption and a question.

On the "witches don't disturb me and I'll leave you alone" thingy, I totally agree with you bro! That's exactly my motto.

I assume the sad decoder we are talking about here is Startimes....

My question is...Scream Queens... is it very interesting? I've got a crush on Emma Roberts, Keke Palmer and Ariana Grande..but I don't want start something bad and later hate myself because I'll have to finish it.

scream queens is awesome,I assure u..u should watch itt...Emma Roberts played her role to perfection

The name of the decoder is 'strong', weird name right,it is very useless..

I prefer not to disturb witches and wizard abet...at least so that we can both sleep peacefully at night...

Jarchi:
Jado,you no call me,make i help you find am,u neva go camp,me loving your writing skill. #Joel

Joel baba Aw fa na...wen we dey enta skul..

Ajixegun:
A rebellious child. I pray u not turn to be an antagonist of the good news like others in Jesus name.

amen

DAY 2 Wednesday coming shortly