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Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by ToySoldier2: 4:03pm On Dec 17, 2016
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Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by charlesucheh(m): 4:06pm On Dec 17, 2016
veekid:

why is Nairaland so biased like this? MMM has helped millions of nigerians and will continue to help,while seunn (mr self righteous ) that makes millions everyday from his >10year old site cannot even boast of helping 50 nigerian youths financially , or an empowerment program, motivational speaking, skill acquisition, nothing (unlike Linda ikeji -God bless her).
Bros just stays behind the pc, typing crap about God not existing and some folks like happney65 followsuit. Who you epp bros?This dude has completely taken it on

We've all learnt about MMM, thank you, & The real mavrodians know how the system works and we will continue to PH!!!

You've totally lost my respect
Omo! This dude has completely taken it on Nairaland o!!!! Na NL do you?

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Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by nlanded: 4:09pm On Dec 17, 2016
Ofornaira:
which country has mmm crashed? U just talk because u hear people talk. undecided

South Africa
In 2015 MMM began operating in South Africa with the same business model as MMM-2011, claiming a "30% per month" return through a "social financial network".[4] The group was identified as a possible pyramid scheme by the National Consumer Commission and accounts of clients were later frozen by Capitec Bank.[5] In response to mounting criticism and official investigations by state authorities in 2016 supporters of the South African MMM scheme staged a protest march in Johannesburg.[6] and has started up again late November 2016.

Zimbabwe
On July 2015. MMM East Africa, launched subsidiary "MMM Global Zimbabwe" targeting the Zimbabwe population.[12] MMM offered it's participants "30% per month" return on all investments. [13] It soon became widely popular in Urban areas of Zimbabwe, The Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe warned it's citizens to stay clear of the program as it could be a fraudulent scheme. [14] On September 2016, MMM Global Zimbabwe issued a freeze on all accounts, speculations suggest that this occurred due to a fall in number of participants. On 5 September 2016, all MMM accounts were unfrozen, and members were encouraged by MMM to continue "investing" their money, however the MMM unfreeze came with a catch; Members would get an 80% loss of their available funds should they decide to withdraw their funds.[15]This made some participants let their funds remain in the program while others withdrew their funds to suffer an 80% loss of their money "invested". [16] This affected 66,000 Zimbabweans and caused some economic instability.[17]

China
In January 2016 the Chinese government banned MMM on the grounds that it is a pyramid scheme, (Ponzi scheme), and it is not registered in the country (and as a fraudulent scheme cannot be registered).

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MMM_(Ponzi_scheme_company)

I hope I have cured you of your ignorance? You are welcome!

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Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by Nedsnow(m): 4:10pm On Dec 17, 2016
Either crash or frozen. Both sounds the same to me.

Atleast it's making people regret ever investing in it.
This is Nigeria u knw. So i don't blame all this so called Guilders making mouth about this scheme authenticity. We all know you Guilders are now like politicians. Collecting from the poor masses, making a fool out of them and still giving them useless hope.
Ask any of these so called guilders if their own money is frozen during this MMM harmattan.

People have plans for their money this festive period and you Guilders and ur mumu ponzi scheme never warned them it's going to make them wish they never embarked on this painful journey.

It's none of my business because am not that greedy to take your so called risk. Mind you, this isn't a risk, it's mere greediness. Even buying a share takes time to yield.
Am just concerned as a good citizen of Nigeria.

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Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by ifeomaekol(f): 4:10pm On Dec 17, 2016
Number 4,5,12. Sooo funny cheesy
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by Mtncardseller(m): 4:11pm On Dec 17, 2016
lordfizco:
may I knw u pls undecided
your brother
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by Mtncardseller(m): 4:12pm On Dec 17, 2016
Nairalanded:


South Africa
In 2015 MMM began operating in South Africa with the same business model as MMM-2011, claiming a "30% per month" return through a "social financial network".[4] The group was identified as a possible pyramid scheme by the National Consumer Commission and accounts of clients were later frozen by Capitec Bank.[5] In response to mounting criticism and official investigations by state authorities in 2016 supporters of the South African MMM scheme staged a protest march in Johannesburg.[6] and has started up again late November 2016.

Zimbabwe
On July 2015. MMM East Africa, launched subsidiary "MMM Global Zimbabwe" targeting the Zimbabwe population.[12] MMM offered it's participants "30% per month" return on all investments. [13] It soon became widely popular in Urban areas of Zimbabwe, The Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe warned it's citizens to stay clear of the program as it could be a fraudulent scheme. [14] On September 2016, MMM Global Zimbabwe issued a freeze on all accounts, speculations suggest that this occurred due to a fall in number of participants. On 5 September 2016, all MMM accounts were unfrozen, and members were encouraged by MMM to continue "investing" their money, however the MMM unfreeze came with a catch; Members would get an 80% loss of their available funds should they decide to withdraw their funds.[15]This made some participants let their funds remain in the program while others withdrew their funds to suffer an 80% loss of their money "invested". [16] This affected 66,000 Zimbabweans and caused some economic instability.[17]

China
In January 2016 the Chinese government banned MMM on the grounds that it is a pyramid scheme, (Ponzi scheme), and it is not registered in the country (and as a fraudulent scheme cannot be registered).

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MMM_(Ponzi_scheme_company)

I hope I have cured you of your ignorance? You are welcome!
mumu you be.......go and do your research again....you have failed...
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by DrtroubleM: 4:12pm On Dec 17, 2016
Mtncardseller:
can you please d country where MMM crash with proves?


On July 22, 1994, the police closed the offices of MMM for tax evasion. For a few days the company attempted to continue the scheme, but soon ceased operations. At that point, Invest-Consulting, one of the company's subsidiaries, owed more than 50 billion rubles in taxes (USD 26 million), and MMM itself owed between 100 billion and 3 trillion rubles to the investors (from USD 50 million to USD 1.5 billion). In the aftermath at least 50 investors, having lost all of their money, committed suicide

cry cry cry
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by daviddagreat: 4:15pm On Dec 17, 2016
Mtncardseller:
can you please d country where MMM crash with proves?

dude pls don't embarrass urself

because questions like this are embarrassing
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by lordfizco(m): 4:17pm On Dec 17, 2016
Mtncardseller:
your brother
kk,Tuesday cool
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by nlanded: 4:17pm On Dec 17, 2016
Mtncardseller:
mumu you be.......go and do your research again....you have failed...

Are you this much of an illiterate? I gave you a source(Wikipedia) to prove where MMM has crashed other than Nigeria and all you can say is type gibberish without any proof to counter my claim?

No wonder you are into MMM, intelligence is so far from you.

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Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by francisbiz: 4:19pm On Dec 17, 2016
Mtncardseller:
can you please d country where MMM crash with proves?
Who be this?
I guess you are in KG 3
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by Mtncardseller(m): 4:20pm On Dec 17, 2016
DrtroubleM:



On July 22, 1994, the police closed the offices of MMM for tax evasion. For a few days the company attempted to continue the scheme, but soon ceased operations. At that point, Invest-Consulting, one of the company's subsidiaries, owed more than 50 billion rubles in taxes (USD 26 million), and MMM itself owed between 100 billion and 3 trillion rubles to the investors (from USD 50 million to USD 1.5 billion). In the aftermath at least 50 investors, having lost all of their money, committed suicide

cry cry cry
Nairalanded:

Are you this much of an illiterate? I gave you a source(Wikipedia) to prove where MMM has crashed other than Nigeria and all you can say is type gibberish without any proof to counter my claim?
No wonder you are into MMM, intelligence is so far from you.
daviddagreat:

dude pls don't embarrass urself
because questions like this are embarrassing
you are all mumu.....go and do your research very well and don't post stupid links for me again....
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by Mtncardseller(m): 4:21pm On Dec 17, 2016
francisbiz:

Who be this?
I guess you are in KG 3
no kg1......oponu
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by steppin: 4:23pm On Dec 17, 2016
Mtncardseller:
you are all mumu.....go and do your research very well and don't post stupid links for me again....
Which research do you want them to do again? This one na real MTN card seller.
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by annadora(f): 4:23pm On Dec 17, 2016
MMM......smh cry
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by Aarenasbaba(m): 4:24pm On Dec 17, 2016
feodan:
ON MMM: ‘WE WILL RATHER NOT REMAIN AS WE WERE’

December 13, 2016 was a day they’ve all been waiting for, doomsayers, naysayers; oh how they relished the opportunity, oh how their hormonal levels were raised, it was the “I told you so” moment they had so much longed for. It was probably the best thing to happen to some of them in months, miserable fellows, in their warped mind-set and tinted realities, they would rather have everybody remained as they were.
These set of people, because of their stubborn resolve to not open their mind to learning/ re-learning and because of their too cautious approach ride on a high horse of sheer ignorance and will blare Ponzi scheme at every given opportunity even when confronted with facts and realities as regards MMM. This group of people would rather remain as they were while others around them are making progress; the only thing positive in their outlook is waiting for a day when they will have the opportunity to mock the fate of others, the opportunity to say with gusto “I was right”. They fail to realize that life itself is a risk, when you take risks, you win some and you lose some, not taking risks at all because of not wanting to lose makes one the ultimate loser. Even though some of them have been barely making ends meet and have directly or indirectly benefitted from the ‘MMM’ money they have so derided, this ephemeral moral victory is enough to fill their probably empty bellies.
What I know and I know so well is ‘’even if MMM crashes’’ and given the circumstances, I will still participate over and over again, a resolution that applies to millions of other participants who have imbibed the MMM ideology. I make bold to say that this is the only platform that has brought smiles to the faces of millions of Nigerians and made millionaires of out of them in such a short period of time!!! No government policy or initiative in recent times has brought more hope and succour in such a short time span. It has rather been a plethora of unfulfilled promises, dashed hopes, sorrows tears and blood. In actual fact, government has been the biggest Ponzi operator in Nigeria, robbing and ripping citizens off for the benefit of a corrupt and undeserving few. Folks that have seemingly lost all hopes and disconcerted with happenings around them now approach life with renewed confidence and enthusiasm, dead businesses now have new life injected into them, students have been able to pay their tuition, crimes have arguably been reduced and even the economy hasn’t been left out, with increased liquidity and trade volumes at a time when recession has almost stifled life out of the Nigerian economy.
I know of folks who barely had tens of thousands in their bank accounts who now have hundreds of thousands, not to talk of those that are now millionaires, who probably never had such hopes at least not anytime soon. Those naysayers would have rather we traded all of that and remain like we ‘were’.
Some believe that MMM participants are lazy and greedy folks, but the fact is amongst these participants are great minds, intellectuals and professionals that cut across different fields and sectors of the economy, contributing their own quota to the growth of the economy, in fact when one looks at the farthest right side of the Mavro section on the MMM platform, there is a space titled ‘dreams’, meaning that MMM expects you to pursue your dreams, goals and aspirations with what you make from the system. MMM only wants to bridge the gap between the rich and the poor, MMM only wants to make things easier for people when they pursue their dreams and aspirations. Some believe that the only way to make it in life is to work hard and harder, and anyone with riches that have not been seen/ viewed to work hard in their distorted realities must have cut corners or been a fraud. While this is not to cast away the place of working hard in pursuing one’s dream, it must be realised that having access to the right information sometimes is only what is needed to make a headway in life and not necessarily working hard, this is what distinguishes between the rich and the poor, the rich always have access to the right information to stay ahead of the pack and even pay over the top to get it.
Apparently, not all Nigerians will join MMM, not even half the population, but those that have willingly participated should not be unjustly castigated or maligned for the choices they have made as they wouldn’t judge the critical ones for the choices they make with their lives also, live and lets live; each man to his own. It’s high time these critical elements stopped acting like they are other people’s moral compass or like they are in a position to determine what is good for others. Nobody is forcing anybody to join MMM, let people just focus on what they do and find happiness in it, there isn’t much to life than that.
While these people may enjoy their and make a show of their momentary triumphalism, MMM will be back!! Better and stronger!!! And they will come again with their prediction of doom and gloom, patiently waiting for their moment of validation while Mavrodites will make bigger and bigger strides with their lives. And even if the malignant moment they are waiting for surfaces again, we will dwell on the good tides and happy memories it has brought us, because we’d rather be financially blessed because we were curious than broke because we were sceptical and because we know that life itself is inherently risky. There is only one big risk that should be avoided at all costs, and that is the risk of doing nothing!!!
Adelaja Adefemi
100+ Guider

And u expect me to read dis long write up?





Ayam not understanding

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Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by francisbiz: 4:26pm On Dec 17, 2016
Mtncardseller:
mumu you be.......go and do your research again....you have failed...
No be you be the MUMMMU

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Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by Mtncardseller(m): 4:29pm On Dec 17, 2016
francisbiz:

No be you be the MUMMMU

Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by francisbiz: 4:29pm On Dec 17, 2016
steppin:

Which research do you want them to do again? This one na real MTN card seller.
And na only N100 card e dey sell
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by Mtncardseller(m): 4:30pm On Dec 17, 2016
steppin:

Which research do you want them to do again? This one na real MTN card seller.
so what's your point?......ode
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by Mtncardseller(m): 4:30pm On Dec 17, 2016
francisbiz:

And na only N100 card e dey sell
yes because of broke people like you...I know you can't afford to buy 3000 or 5000naira card at once
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by teozey111(m): 4:31pm On Dec 17, 2016
feodan:
ON MMM: ‘WE WILL RATHER NOT REMAIN AS WE WERE’

December 13, 2016 was a day they’ve all been waiting for, doomsayers, naysayers; oh how they relished the opportunity, oh how their hormonal levels were raised, it was the “I told you so” moment they had so much longed for. It was probably the best thing to happen to some of them in months, miserable fellows, in their warped mind-set and tinted realities, they would rather have everybody remained as they were.
These set of people, because of their stubborn resolve to not open their mind to learning/ re-learning and because of their too cautious approach ride on a high horse of sheer ignorance and will blare Ponzi scheme at every given opportunity even when confronted with facts and realities as regards MMM. This group of people would rather remain as they were while others around them are making progress; the only thing positive in their outlook is waiting for a day when they will have the opportunity to mock the fate of others, the opportunity to say with gusto “I was right”. They fail to realize that life itself is a risk, when you take risks, you win some and you lose some, not taking risks at all because of not wanting to lose makes one the ultimate loser. Even though some of them have been barely making ends meet and have directly or indirectly benefitted from the ‘MMM’ money they have so derided, this ephemeral moral victory is enough to fill their probably empty bellies.
What I know and I know so well is ‘’even if MMM crashes’’ and given the circumstances, I will still participate over and over again, a resolution that applies to millions of other participants who have imbibed the MMM ideology. I make bold to say that this is the only platform that has brought smiles to the faces of millions of Nigerians and made millionaires of out of them in such a short period of time!!! No government policy or initiative in recent times has brought more hope and succour in such a short time span. It has rather been a plethora of unfulfilled promises, dashed hopes, sorrows tears and blood. In actual fact, government has been the biggest Ponzi operator in Nigeria, robbing and ripping citizens off for the benefit of a corrupt and undeserving few. Folks that have seemingly lost all hopes and disconcerted with happenings around them now approach life with renewed confidence and enthusiasm, dead businesses now have new life injected into them, students have been able to pay their tuition, crimes have arguably been reduced and even the economy hasn’t been left out, with increased liquidity and trade volumes at a time when recession has almost stifled life out of the Nigerian economy.
I know of folks who barely had tens of thousands in their bank accounts who now have hundreds of thousands, not to talk of those that are now millionaires, who probably never had such hopes at least not anytime soon. Those naysayers would have rather we traded all of that and remain like we ‘were’.
Some believe that MMM participants are lazy and greedy folks, but the fact is amongst these participants are great minds, intellectuals and professionals that cut across different fields and sectors of the economy, contributing their own quota to the growth of the economy, in fact when one looks at the farthest right side of the Mavro section on the MMM platform, there is a space titled ‘dreams’, meaning that MMM expects you to pursue your dreams, goals and aspirations with what you make from the system. MMM only wants to bridge the gap between the rich and the poor, MMM only wants to make things easier for people when they pursue their dreams and aspirations. Some believe that the only way to make it in life is to work hard and harder, and anyone with riches that have not been seen/ viewed to work hard in their distorted realities must have cut corners or been a fraud. While this is not to cast away the place of working hard in pursuing one’s dream, it must be realised that having access to the right information sometimes is only what is needed to make a headway in life and not necessarily working hard, this is what distinguishes between the rich and the poor, the rich always have access to the right information to stay ahead of the pack and even pay over the top to get it.
Apparently, not all Nigerians will join MMM, not even half the population, but those that have willingly participated should not be unjustly castigated or maligned for the choices they have made as they wouldn’t judge the critical ones for the choices they make with their lives also, live and lets live; each man to his own. It’s high time these critical elements stopped acting like they are other people’s moral compass or like they are in a position to determine what is good for others. Nobody is forcing anybody to join MMM, let people just focus on what they do and find happiness in it, there isn’t much to life than that.
While these people may enjoy their and make a show of their momentary triumphalism, MMM will be back!! Better and stronger!!! And they will come again with their prediction of doom and gloom, patiently waiting for their moment of validation while Mavrodites will make bigger and bigger strides with their lives. And even if the malignant moment they are waiting for surfaces again, we will dwell on the good tides and happy memories it has brought us, because we’d rather be financially blessed because we were curious than broke because we were sceptical and because we know that life itself is inherently risky. There is only one big risk that should be avoided at all costs, and that is the risk of doing nothing!!!
Adelaja Adefemi
100+ Guider

fvck
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by steppin: 4:38pm On Dec 17, 2016
Mtncardseller:
so what's your point?......ode
A cry for help.

Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by epistleNow(m): 4:43pm On Dec 17, 2016
This has been a game of numbers,
And how resilient participants are.

But since it's not regulated by any law, it's prone to misrule (Where some will get help but not provide help)
Or how do the owners run the website without profit on their mind.

But hey, its a fight to the end.
You already have money stuck so I don't expect you to layback,
There must be some long or short epistles to bring MMM back.

Just that our humanity will be lost in the process.
Cause you 'll want your money back at the detriment of some new intake into MMM.
Who you will be hoodwinked into joining.

The global economy is in bad shape and getting worse and someone will always be there to cash in on the desperation out there.
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by Mtncardseller(m): 4:43pm On Dec 17, 2016
steppin:

A cry for help.
is that your father... Na handsome man ooo

Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by vislabraye(m): 4:45pm On Dec 17, 2016
timidapsin:
Disclaimer: I am not against MMM and i have never done it before, I even believe CBN, EFCC and other top government agencies deliberately wants the scheme to crash,
And the only way it will crash is if people stop doing it.

Rest my case!

It's not about wanting them to crash. It's bound to happen. It's a gamble.
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by daviddagreat: 4:46pm On Dec 17, 2016
Mtncardseller:
you are all mumu.....go and do your research very well and don't post stupid links for me again....

hahahahaha

lash out all u want

I know wats really frustrating u

and about your earlier questions it just confirmed my fears dat u are very very dumb.

n don't quote me again cos I don't converse with simpletons lyk u
Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by fkdmods: 4:48pm On Dec 17, 2016
emmanuel2015:

Clueless boy where e crash, na 4 zimbabwenairaland abi? Una de follow mumu media wey de find traffic de misyarn, wisdom is good

Stage 1; Denial.

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